Back Killer T
Chapters (83)
  1. Cover
  2. Title Page
  3. ALSO BY ROBERT MUCHAMORE
  4. PART ONE
  5. 1 SLASHED RUBBER
  6. 2 NOT HARRY POTTER
  7. 3 A THOUSAND BUCKS
  8. 4 SOFIA SILVER
  9. 5 DEL TACO
  10. 6 RAINBOW ROAD
  11. 7 BEAUTIFUL FREAK
  12. 8 CHEESY BALLS
  13. 9 DAZED AND CONFUSED
  14. 10 NEW-BABY SMELL
  15. 11 GOON SQUAD
  16. 12 ONE-LEGGED GRANNIES
  17. PART TWO
  18. 13 SNor
  19. 14 GOOD LUCK, CHARLIE
  20. 15 BEEF AND COKE
  21. 16 CHEF CHANNING
  22. 17 MAD BOMBER
  23. 18 BLOODSHOT
  24. 19 MANSPLAINING
  25. 20 NAPALM DROPS
  26. 21 BETSY & MEL
  27. 22 TERRIBLE TRIO
  28. 23 VICE PRINCIPAL
  29. 24 HOT OR NOT
  30. 25 JUICE JET
  31. 26 LANA’S TINY FEET
  32. 27 SEXY TOAST
  33. 28 COLGATE CHEST
  34. 29 TEACHERS ARE DICKS
  35. 30 DEVELOPMENT KITCHEN B
  36. 31 D IN MATH
  37. 32 BLOODY LOVE SCIENCE
  38. 33 EARLY BIRD
  39. 34 PATIENT Q
  40. 35 ALL A BIT CRUMMY
  41. 36 SAMURAI COP II
  42. 37 DIRTY SHAKE
  43. PART THREE
  44. 38 FREE FLOOR MATS
  45. 39 BREAKING BAD
  46. 40 LOVE SHACK
  47. 41 INDUSTRIAL RELATIONS
  48. 42 ONE-ONE-SEVEN
  49. 43 KILLER-T
  50. 44 SPOILED BRATS
  51. 45 BACK TAXIS
  52. 46 DEAD BIRTHDAY
  53. 47 TEAM MANGO
  54. 48 TWELVE-PIECE BUCKET
  55. 49 CLYDE’S DONGFENG
  56. 50 HAVING WORDS
  57. 51 BOUNCING BOYS
  58. 52 ZOMBIE SMASH
  59. 53 OLIVE PALM DRIVE
  60. 54 IGNITION
  61. 55 BUST
  62. PART FOUR
  63. 56 DEAD BUGS
  64. 57 ONE-POINT-SIX BILLION
  65. 58 PEER PRESSURE
  66. 59 GREEN FINGERS
  67. 60 TERATOMA TUMORS
  68. 61 WHIPPED CREAM
  69. 62 LIVING HIGH
  70. 63 MONEY, MONEY, MONEY
  71. 64 CARDBOARD THE PIG
  72. 65 BUBBLEGUM
  73. 66 BIG ONION
  74. 67 FAMILY REUNION
  75. 68 UNSEEN POTENTIAL
  76. PART FIVE
  77. 69 STONE DEAD
  78. 70 NO MODS ALLOWED
  79. 71 THE ACCOUNTS
  80. 72 SISTER MIRACULOUS
  81. 73 SLEIGHT OF HAND
  82. PART SIX
  83. 74 HARRY II

‘When Veryan was pregnant with our oldest, the site manager said we were troublemakers. She grabbed Veryan and threatened to push her down the stairs leading to her office. I took photos of Veryan’s bruises, but the cops couldn’t have been less interested.’

‘Your wife could have miscarried or something,’ Charlie said, horrified.

Mango nodded, then strained as she pushed against the desk to haul herself up.

‘Do you need an arm?’ Charlie asked anxiously.

‘Could you rescue my shoes from under the desk?’

Charlie leaned under the desk and flicked two worn pool shoes, which Mango struggled to put on.

‘Everything’s swollen,’ Mango said, holding her back. ‘My feet look like footballs.’

‘When are you due?’ Charlie asked.

‘Nine weeks, and twins for my sins,’ Mango rhymed, as she headed for the door. ‘Now I know you’re more into science than cake-making. So I’d like to show you something.’

Mango held on to both handrails as she led the way down to the first floor. They rounded the end of the stairs, and Mango unlocked a door signed DEVELOPMENT KITCHEN 2.

‘Hope you can keep secrets,’ Mango said cryptically, and led the way in.

‘Is this where you …?’ Charlie asked, but was struck dumb by what she saw.

The brightly lit counter along one wall had everything you might expect of a space where cake recipes got tested: sinks, mixers, microwaves, weighing scales and metal shelving with commercial-sized tubs of icing sugar and colourings. But the opposite cabinet was obscured by some much more advanced gear, mounted on wheeled trolleys.

‘You know what this is for?’ Mango asked.

‘Gene editing,’ Charlie said, feeling tense, as she racked her brain to think what use this gear would be in a bakery. ‘Do you use genetically modified yeast?’

Mango smiled. ‘Yeast was one of the first things to be genetically modified; most bakers have been using it for more than a decade. But we buy that in big tubs, off the shelf.’

‘So …’ Charlie said, warily inspecting a large gene-sequencing machine. ‘Is this legal?’

‘For now,’ Mango said. ‘Because of SNor, Congress is rushing through legislation that will require sales and ownership of sequencing and gene-editing equipment to be registered. But, as we stand here, the only thing that’s illegal is unlicensed editing of human DNA.’

‘So you could make something like SNor, in this room, with this equipment?’

‘Easily,’ Mango said. ‘One of the scary things about synthetic viruses is that they’re relatively simple to create. I could swab samples of SNor from public restrooms all over town. Then I could alter a few genes to reshape the outer proteins and make a new SNor strain to which nobody would have immunity.

‘I’m no virus expert, but there will be websites and published scientific papers with all the technical information I’d need, and forums on the dark web where people have already posted prototypes and ideas for new SNor strains.’