Back Killer T
Chapters (83)
  1. Cover
  2. Title Page
  3. ALSO BY ROBERT MUCHAMORE
  4. PART ONE
  5. 1 SLASHED RUBBER
  6. 2 NOT HARRY POTTER
  7. 3 A THOUSAND BUCKS
  8. 4 SOFIA SILVER
  9. 5 DEL TACO
  10. 6 RAINBOW ROAD
  11. 7 BEAUTIFUL FREAK
  12. 8 CHEESY BALLS
  13. 9 DAZED AND CONFUSED
  14. 10 NEW-BABY SMELL
  15. 11 GOON SQUAD
  16. 12 ONE-LEGGED GRANNIES
  17. PART TWO
  18. 13 SNor
  19. 14 GOOD LUCK, CHARLIE
  20. 15 BEEF AND COKE
  21. 16 CHEF CHANNING
  22. 17 MAD BOMBER
  23. 18 BLOODSHOT
  24. 19 MANSPLAINING
  25. 20 NAPALM DROPS
  26. 21 BETSY & MEL
  27. 22 TERRIBLE TRIO
  28. 23 VICE PRINCIPAL
  29. 24 HOT OR NOT
  30. 25 JUICE JET
  31. 26 LANA’S TINY FEET
  32. 27 SEXY TOAST
  33. 28 COLGATE CHEST
  34. 29 TEACHERS ARE DICKS
  35. 30 DEVELOPMENT KITCHEN B
  36. 31 D IN MATH
  37. 32 BLOODY LOVE SCIENCE
  38. 33 EARLY BIRD
  39. 34 PATIENT Q
  40. 35 ALL A BIT CRUMMY
  41. 36 SAMURAI COP II
  42. 37 DIRTY SHAKE
  43. PART THREE
  44. 38 FREE FLOOR MATS
  45. 39 BREAKING BAD
  46. 40 LOVE SHACK
  47. 41 INDUSTRIAL RELATIONS
  48. 42 ONE-ONE-SEVEN
  49. 43 KILLER-T
  50. 44 SPOILED BRATS
  51. 45 BACK TAXIS
  52. 46 DEAD BIRTHDAY
  53. 47 TEAM MANGO
  54. 48 TWELVE-PIECE BUCKET
  55. 49 CLYDE’S DONGFENG
  56. 50 HAVING WORDS
  57. 51 BOUNCING BOYS
  58. 52 ZOMBIE SMASH
  59. 53 OLIVE PALM DRIVE
  60. 54 IGNITION
  61. 55 BUST
  62. PART FOUR
  63. 56 DEAD BUGS
  64. 57 ONE-POINT-SIX BILLION
  65. 58 PEER PRESSURE
  66. 59 GREEN FINGERS
  67. 60 TERATOMA TUMORS
  68. 61 WHIPPED CREAM
  69. 62 LIVING HIGH
  70. 63 MONEY, MONEY, MONEY
  71. 64 CARDBOARD THE PIG
  72. 65 BUBBLEGUM
  73. 66 BIG ONION
  74. 67 FAMILY REUNION
  75. 68 UNSEEN POTENTIAL
  76. PART FIVE
  77. 69 STONE DEAD
  78. 70 NO MODS ALLOWED
  79. 71 THE ACCOUNTS
  80. 72 SISTER MIRACULOUS
  81. 73 SLEIGHT OF HAND
  82. PART SIX
  83. 74 HARRY II

The office was done out in mid-century modern. There was a variety of cakes laid out on a wooden serving trolley with breads and croissants on the shelf beneath. Charlie went for a frosted lime muffin as Mango buzzed her assistant and asked for a pot of tea and two cups.

‘This tastes so good,’ Charlie said, as she bit the muffin and got moist lime sponge and tart raspberry cheesecake frosting. ‘It’s so fresh it’s still warm.’

‘I have to say I’m confused,’ Mango told Charlie as a bearded man put down a pot and two cups with saucers. Then to the assistant, ‘Close the door on the way out.’

There was something a touch sinister about the door closing, and the clack of a spoon as Mango stirred the teapot.

‘What’s confusing?’ Charlie asked, the tea and cakes making her feel British.

‘Your ingenuity reminds me of a younger version of myself,’ Mango began. ‘After I got home, I sat in bed reading a bunch of old news articles about the Rock Spring High bombing.

‘Some things didn’t make much sense. For instance, why would a smart individual like you make a bomb, but make no attempt to destroy the explosive residue or hide the rest of the explosives? And why bother slashing someone’s tires to make them late for school, so that you – a smallish thirteen-year-old – can sneak into a high school and place explosives inside a locker …’

Charlie finished Mango’s thought. ‘Why plant the bomb in Deion’s locker in a busy high school hallway with CCTV cameras, when it would have been easier to place a bomb under his car?’

Mango shook her head. ‘You got framed?’

Charlie was so used to not being able to protest that she shuddered and went on a tangent. ‘You said the FBI busted you for hacking. So, you know how it is: they put you in a room. You’ve hardly slept. You’re scared witless. Then they tell you you’ll get two years if you confess, and thirty if it goes to trial.’

Mango looked slightly tearful. Charlie was impressed by Mango’s intelligence and liked having one more person in the world who didn’t believe she’d half burnt two people to death.

‘The Janssens?’ Mango asked.

‘Who else,’ Charlie said. ‘My friend Harry – the skinny guy you saw me with at Makers Yard on Saturday – wants to go after them. I just want to put the crap behind me and start fresh.’

‘My wife, Veryan, and I started Radical Cake Collective in a unit in one of the Janssens’ strip malls,’ Mango explained. ‘Their property manager was awful. Extra charges for lighting improvements that didn’t happen, a leaky roof that damaged a four-thousand-dollar oven, cockroaches and mice coming through from the unlet unit next door.