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Chapters (83)
  1. Cover
  2. Title Page
  3. ALSO BY ROBERT MUCHAMORE
  4. PART ONE
  5. 1 SLASHED RUBBER
  6. 2 NOT HARRY POTTER
  7. 3 A THOUSAND BUCKS
  8. 4 SOFIA SILVER
  9. 5 DEL TACO
  10. 6 RAINBOW ROAD
  11. 7 BEAUTIFUL FREAK
  12. 8 CHEESY BALLS
  13. 9 DAZED AND CONFUSED
  14. 10 NEW-BABY SMELL
  15. 11 GOON SQUAD
  16. 12 ONE-LEGGED GRANNIES
  17. PART TWO
  18. 13 SNor
  19. 14 GOOD LUCK, CHARLIE
  20. 15 BEEF AND COKE
  21. 16 CHEF CHANNING
  22. 17 MAD BOMBER
  23. 18 BLOODSHOT
  24. 19 MANSPLAINING
  25. 20 NAPALM DROPS
  26. 21 BETSY & MEL
  27. 22 TERRIBLE TRIO
  28. 23 VICE PRINCIPAL
  29. 24 HOT OR NOT
  30. 25 JUICE JET
  31. 26 LANA’S TINY FEET
  32. 27 SEXY TOAST
  33. 28 COLGATE CHEST
  34. 29 TEACHERS ARE DICKS
  35. 30 DEVELOPMENT KITCHEN B
  36. 31 D IN MATH
  37. 32 BLOODY LOVE SCIENCE
  38. 33 EARLY BIRD
  39. 34 PATIENT Q
  40. 35 ALL A BIT CRUMMY
  41. 36 SAMURAI COP II
  42. 37 DIRTY SHAKE
  43. PART THREE
  44. 38 FREE FLOOR MATS
  45. 39 BREAKING BAD
  46. 40 LOVE SHACK
  47. 41 INDUSTRIAL RELATIONS
  48. 42 ONE-ONE-SEVEN
  49. 43 KILLER-T
  50. 44 SPOILED BRATS
  51. 45 BACK TAXIS
  52. 46 DEAD BIRTHDAY
  53. 47 TEAM MANGO
  54. 48 TWELVE-PIECE BUCKET
  55. 49 CLYDE’S DONGFENG
  56. 50 HAVING WORDS
  57. 51 BOUNCING BOYS
  58. 52 ZOMBIE SMASH
  59. 53 OLIVE PALM DRIVE
  60. 54 IGNITION
  61. 55 BUST
  62. PART FOUR
  63. 56 DEAD BUGS
  64. 57 ONE-POINT-SIX BILLION
  65. 58 PEER PRESSURE
  66. 59 GREEN FINGERS
  67. 60 TERATOMA TUMORS
  68. 61 WHIPPED CREAM
  69. 62 LIVING HIGH
  70. 63 MONEY, MONEY, MONEY
  71. 64 CARDBOARD THE PIG
  72. 65 BUBBLEGUM
  73. 66 BIG ONION
  74. 67 FAMILY REUNION
  75. 68 UNSEEN POTENTIAL
  76. PART FIVE
  77. 69 STONE DEAD
  78. 70 NO MODS ALLOWED
  79. 71 THE ACCOUNTS
  80. 72 SISTER MIRACULOUS
  81. 73 SLEIGHT OF HAND
  82. PART SIX
  83. 74 HARRY II

‘But you have to leave now, don’t you, Harry,’ Matt said with the subtlety of a truck crashing through a storefront. ‘Isn’t it easier to polish this up at your place, on your laptop?’

‘Uber’s almost here,’ Harry said, standing up. ‘I’ll wait out front, give you two peace and quiet.’

‘I’m frazzled after that 10K run,’ Lana said, stretching into a yawn as she pushed a foot into an Asics running shoe. ‘I’m gonna walk home and hit the sack.’

‘What about your Coke?’ Matt asked, looking distraught as Harry tried not to smirk. ‘It’s dark. Shall I walk you?’

‘It’s one block,’ Lana said. Then asked Harry, ‘Are there ever jobs at Vegas Local?’ and followed him down a short hallway to the front door.

‘Send me a few samples of stuff you’ve written,’ Harry said. ‘There are definitely times when I could do with a day off, or a bit of help. Ellie used to cover, but he’s busy running sites in sixteen other cities now.’

‘I’d be up for anything,’ Lana said.

She gave Matt a kiss on the doorstep, but there was more gusto in the smile she gave Harry.

‘See you guys at school, and don’t forget to message your girlfriend, Charlie,’ Matt said, putting emphasis on girlfriend for Lana’s benefit. ‘She’ll enjoy seeing Fawn looking like an asshat.’

27 SEXY TOAST

Charlie laughed like everyone else when someone said their goodbyes to White Boulder, only to violate early release and bounce back a few weeks later. But she couldn’t think of anyone who’d bounced in one week.

I’m gonna set a world record.

There’s only a one-in-four chance I’ll go back to my old unit. So it’ll be a new roommate. New pecking order. Please don’t let it be block C with crazy Phyllis starting fights and screaming all night …

How can I ace a college-level statistics module in three weeks, but crash and burn in the real world? It can’t all be someone else’s fault. There’s got to be something wrong with me. Something obvious that I’m too stupid and pathetic to see.

The door of the next room slammed hard, making Charlie shoot up in bed, tearful and angry with herself.

None of the boys on Charlie’s hallway had shown her any disrespect, but they were mostly a couple of years older and their slams, shouts and the ruthless bullying of Jamal set her on edge, even after she’d shut the bolt inside her door.

Charlie realised she was thirsty as she tried to lie down, and since she was failing at sleep she decided to fetch chilled spring water from the cooler at the end of the hall, rather than warm and chlorinated from her bathroom faucet.