Back Killer T
Chapters (83)
  1. Cover
  2. Title Page
  3. ALSO BY ROBERT MUCHAMORE
  4. PART ONE
  5. 1 SLASHED RUBBER
  6. 2 NOT HARRY POTTER
  7. 3 A THOUSAND BUCKS
  8. 4 SOFIA SILVER
  9. 5 DEL TACO
  10. 6 RAINBOW ROAD
  11. 7 BEAUTIFUL FREAK
  12. 8 CHEESY BALLS
  13. 9 DAZED AND CONFUSED
  14. 10 NEW-BABY SMELL
  15. 11 GOON SQUAD
  16. 12 ONE-LEGGED GRANNIES
  17. PART TWO
  18. 13 SNor
  19. 14 GOOD LUCK, CHARLIE
  20. 15 BEEF AND COKE
  21. 16 CHEF CHANNING
  22. 17 MAD BOMBER
  23. 18 BLOODSHOT
  24. 19 MANSPLAINING
  25. 20 NAPALM DROPS
  26. 21 BETSY & MEL
  27. 22 TERRIBLE TRIO
  28. 23 VICE PRINCIPAL
  29. 24 HOT OR NOT
  30. 25 JUICE JET
  31. 26 LANA’S TINY FEET
  32. 27 SEXY TOAST
  33. 28 COLGATE CHEST
  34. 29 TEACHERS ARE DICKS
  35. 30 DEVELOPMENT KITCHEN B
  36. 31 D IN MATH
  37. 32 BLOODY LOVE SCIENCE
  38. 33 EARLY BIRD
  39. 34 PATIENT Q
  40. 35 ALL A BIT CRUMMY
  41. 36 SAMURAI COP II
  42. 37 DIRTY SHAKE
  43. PART THREE
  44. 38 FREE FLOOR MATS
  45. 39 BREAKING BAD
  46. 40 LOVE SHACK
  47. 41 INDUSTRIAL RELATIONS
  48. 42 ONE-ONE-SEVEN
  49. 43 KILLER-T
  50. 44 SPOILED BRATS
  51. 45 BACK TAXIS
  52. 46 DEAD BIRTHDAY
  53. 47 TEAM MANGO
  54. 48 TWELVE-PIECE BUCKET
  55. 49 CLYDE’S DONGFENG
  56. 50 HAVING WORDS
  57. 51 BOUNCING BOYS
  58. 52 ZOMBIE SMASH
  59. 53 OLIVE PALM DRIVE
  60. 54 IGNITION
  61. 55 BUST
  62. PART FOUR
  63. 56 DEAD BUGS
  64. 57 ONE-POINT-SIX BILLION
  65. 58 PEER PRESSURE
  66. 59 GREEN FINGERS
  67. 60 TERATOMA TUMORS
  68. 61 WHIPPED CREAM
  69. 62 LIVING HIGH
  70. 63 MONEY, MONEY, MONEY
  71. 64 CARDBOARD THE PIG
  72. 65 BUBBLEGUM
  73. 66 BIG ONION
  74. 67 FAMILY REUNION
  75. 68 UNSEEN POTENTIAL
  76. PART FIVE
  77. 69 STONE DEAD
  78. 70 NO MODS ALLOWED
  79. 71 THE ACCOUNTS
  80. 72 SISTER MIRACULOUS
  81. 73 SLEIGHT OF HAND
  82. PART SIX
  83. 74 HARRY II

Harry got where this was going. ‘So you got here before me, you had breakfast, made a deal and Ellie can outvote me no matter what I say.’

‘I want you to stay on the team, Harry,’ Ellie said. ‘You have an instinct for great stories. If I could click my fingers and make money rain from the sky, I would. But I have to make a deal with someone, and this is the best on the table.’

Ellie’s always been good to me. It must be tough raising four kids with no money. I don’t agree with his business-model bull crap and national expansion plan, but he works seven days a week and deserves financial security … But why did it have to be Janssen?

‘Ellie tells me you’re one of the biggest factors in Vegas Local’s success,’ Jay said, dabbing his mouth with a napkin. ‘But I can get someone in to take the strain off if you like.’

‘Or you could take on a different role,’ Ellie suggested, trying a reassuring smile that came out creepy. ‘You may be young, but you know what people want to read. The start-up sites in other cities need that.’

Jay nodded. ‘My daughter-in-law, Fawn, thought your idea for a photoshoot at their house was genius. And I remember the frustrations of being a sixteen-year-old. Tell me what kinda girl floats your boat and we’ll make sure your new assistant makes you a very happy boy.’

Harry felt patronised and shot out of his seat. His first instinct was to tell everyone to go to hell and storm out, but Harry was too placid for tantrums and he knew Ellie was just putting his family first.

‘The world is full of lives that don’t matter,’ Janssen said, jabbing a fat pointing finger towards Harry. ‘Things have happened in the past that you don’t like, but I’m as loyal to my friends as I am ruthless in dealing with my enemies. So why don’t you sit that ass back down and see if we can work things through?’

Harry thought of Earl and Charlie and seventeen seniors dying in hospital.

‘Ellie, it’s your company,’ Harry said, shrugging and starting a turn towards the exit. ‘You need to do whatever’s best for your family and I need to get to school. I’ve got a math quiz to flunk.’

34 PATIENT Q

Charlie felt helplessly smiley as she jumped off the bus and headed towards the giant sign over Radical Cake Collective’s main entrance. Brad had made her happy. She didn’t love him, and with his girlfriend in the picture things would probably get complicated. But the attentions of a guy who could be a model, and prospects of work and money made Charlie feel like she mattered.