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Chapters (83)
  1. Cover
  2. Title Page
  3. ALSO BY ROBERT MUCHAMORE
  4. PART ONE
  5. 1 SLASHED RUBBER
  6. 2 NOT HARRY POTTER
  7. 3 A THOUSAND BUCKS
  8. 4 SOFIA SILVER
  9. 5 DEL TACO
  10. 6 RAINBOW ROAD
  11. 7 BEAUTIFUL FREAK
  12. 8 CHEESY BALLS
  13. 9 DAZED AND CONFUSED
  14. 10 NEW-BABY SMELL
  15. 11 GOON SQUAD
  16. 12 ONE-LEGGED GRANNIES
  17. PART TWO
  18. 13 SNor
  19. 14 GOOD LUCK, CHARLIE
  20. 15 BEEF AND COKE
  21. 16 CHEF CHANNING
  22. 17 MAD BOMBER
  23. 18 BLOODSHOT
  24. 19 MANSPLAINING
  25. 20 NAPALM DROPS
  26. 21 BETSY & MEL
  27. 22 TERRIBLE TRIO
  28. 23 VICE PRINCIPAL
  29. 24 HOT OR NOT
  30. 25 JUICE JET
  31. 26 LANA’S TINY FEET
  32. 27 SEXY TOAST
  33. 28 COLGATE CHEST
  34. 29 TEACHERS ARE DICKS
  35. 30 DEVELOPMENT KITCHEN B
  36. 31 D IN MATH
  37. 32 BLOODY LOVE SCIENCE
  38. 33 EARLY BIRD
  39. 34 PATIENT Q
  40. 35 ALL A BIT CRUMMY
  41. 36 SAMURAI COP II
  42. 37 DIRTY SHAKE
  43. PART THREE
  44. 38 FREE FLOOR MATS
  45. 39 BREAKING BAD
  46. 40 LOVE SHACK
  47. 41 INDUSTRIAL RELATIONS
  48. 42 ONE-ONE-SEVEN
  49. 43 KILLER-T
  50. 44 SPOILED BRATS
  51. 45 BACK TAXIS
  52. 46 DEAD BIRTHDAY
  53. 47 TEAM MANGO
  54. 48 TWELVE-PIECE BUCKET
  55. 49 CLYDE’S DONGFENG
  56. 50 HAVING WORDS
  57. 51 BOUNCING BOYS
  58. 52 ZOMBIE SMASH
  59. 53 OLIVE PALM DRIVE
  60. 54 IGNITION
  61. 55 BUST
  62. PART FOUR
  63. 56 DEAD BUGS
  64. 57 ONE-POINT-SIX BILLION
  65. 58 PEER PRESSURE
  66. 59 GREEN FINGERS
  67. 60 TERATOMA TUMORS
  68. 61 WHIPPED CREAM
  69. 62 LIVING HIGH
  70. 63 MONEY, MONEY, MONEY
  71. 64 CARDBOARD THE PIG
  72. 65 BUBBLEGUM
  73. 66 BIG ONION
  74. 67 FAMILY REUNION
  75. 68 UNSEEN POTENTIAL
  76. PART FIVE
  77. 69 STONE DEAD
  78. 70 NO MODS ALLOWED
  79. 71 THE ACCOUNTS
  80. 72 SISTER MIRACULOUS
  81. 73 SLEIGHT OF HAND
  82. PART SIX
  83. 74 HARRY II

‘Sounds awesome,’ Charlie said, enjoying the story, though it made her feel worse about being kicked out of Maker’s Yard. ‘So is Junior your first?’

‘I’ve got a boy and a girl, three and five,’ Mango explained. ‘And, as a matter of fact …’

‘Order seventy-three,’ a guy behind the counter shouted.

Charlie felt edgy as she walked to the counter and grabbed the illicitly ordered smoothies. Mango kept talking as Charlie dug in a straw and sucked her first mouthful of Almond Sunset.

‘I’ll need time off when the baby comes,’ Mango said thoughtfully. ‘We could probably use someone like you, if you’re looking to earn some cash.’

‘Baking cakes?’

‘We’re not exactly the Sara Lee Corporation,’ Mango said. ‘Everyone does a bit of everything.’

‘I could certainly do with some extra cash,’ Charlie said, but then her voice dropped. ‘But I got suspended from school, three days in. I might be back at White Boulder this time tomorrow.’

‘Harsh,’ Mango said, between sips of juice. ‘How’s Almond Sunset?’

‘Quite gritty,’ Charlie said. ‘Nice, though.’

‘Tell you what, Charlie, how about I give you my cell number? If things do go your way tomorrow, we could find you a part-time job …’

‘That’s kind,’ Charlie said as she pulled out her phone to take the number. ‘I guess you never know …’

Mango’s offer reminded Charlie that there were decent people in the world, and she felt less desperate on the Uber ride back to OIL. A pint of Almond Sunset had worked through by the time she reached the automatic door and she dashed for her room.

‘Hey!’ the woman behind reception shouted, leaping from her seat. ‘Croker, get back here!’

‘Sorry, I’m busting,’ Charlie said, assuming she was going to get told off for not using the anti-virus gel.

‘Ken Kleinberg was looking for you,’ the woman said, from behind her desk.

‘Who’s that?’ Charlie asked, slathering her hands in gel from the dispenser.

‘Your support worker,’ the woman explained, peering over her glasses as if Charlie was a fool. ‘He’s been getting it in the ear from some lawyer up at Swallow Park. You’re supposed to register your cell number with your support worker before going out after 5 p.m. And you can’t join non-school groups or organisations without his permission.’

‘How was I supposed to know that?’ Charlie said, as the woman peeled a sticky note off the frame of her monitor. ‘Ken was off sick when I arrived. Should I call him now?’

‘Ken said you’re confined to this building until he’s seen you. And I wouldn’t want to be in those grubby little sneakers when he does.’

26 LANA’S TINY FEET