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Chapters (83)
  1. Cover
  2. Title Page
  3. ALSO BY ROBERT MUCHAMORE
  4. PART ONE
  5. 1 SLASHED RUBBER
  6. 2 NOT HARRY POTTER
  7. 3 A THOUSAND BUCKS
  8. 4 SOFIA SILVER
  9. 5 DEL TACO
  10. 6 RAINBOW ROAD
  11. 7 BEAUTIFUL FREAK
  12. 8 CHEESY BALLS
  13. 9 DAZED AND CONFUSED
  14. 10 NEW-BABY SMELL
  15. 11 GOON SQUAD
  16. 12 ONE-LEGGED GRANNIES
  17. PART TWO
  18. 13 SNor
  19. 14 GOOD LUCK, CHARLIE
  20. 15 BEEF AND COKE
  21. 16 CHEF CHANNING
  22. 17 MAD BOMBER
  23. 18 BLOODSHOT
  24. 19 MANSPLAINING
  25. 20 NAPALM DROPS
  26. 21 BETSY & MEL
  27. 22 TERRIBLE TRIO
  28. 23 VICE PRINCIPAL
  29. 24 HOT OR NOT
  30. 25 JUICE JET
  31. 26 LANA’S TINY FEET
  32. 27 SEXY TOAST
  33. 28 COLGATE CHEST
  34. 29 TEACHERS ARE DICKS
  35. 30 DEVELOPMENT KITCHEN B
  36. 31 D IN MATH
  37. 32 BLOODY LOVE SCIENCE
  38. 33 EARLY BIRD
  39. 34 PATIENT Q
  40. 35 ALL A BIT CRUMMY
  41. 36 SAMURAI COP II
  42. 37 DIRTY SHAKE
  43. PART THREE
  44. 38 FREE FLOOR MATS
  45. 39 BREAKING BAD
  46. 40 LOVE SHACK
  47. 41 INDUSTRIAL RELATIONS
  48. 42 ONE-ONE-SEVEN
  49. 43 KILLER-T
  50. 44 SPOILED BRATS
  51. 45 BACK TAXIS
  52. 46 DEAD BIRTHDAY
  53. 47 TEAM MANGO
  54. 48 TWELVE-PIECE BUCKET
  55. 49 CLYDE’S DONGFENG
  56. 50 HAVING WORDS
  57. 51 BOUNCING BOYS
  58. 52 ZOMBIE SMASH
  59. 53 OLIVE PALM DRIVE
  60. 54 IGNITION
  61. 55 BUST
  62. PART FOUR
  63. 56 DEAD BUGS
  64. 57 ONE-POINT-SIX BILLION
  65. 58 PEER PRESSURE
  66. 59 GREEN FINGERS
  67. 60 TERATOMA TUMORS
  68. 61 WHIPPED CREAM
  69. 62 LIVING HIGH
  70. 63 MONEY, MONEY, MONEY
  71. 64 CARDBOARD THE PIG
  72. 65 BUBBLEGUM
  73. 66 BIG ONION
  74. 67 FAMILY REUNION
  75. 68 UNSEEN POTENTIAL
  76. PART FIVE
  77. 69 STONE DEAD
  78. 70 NO MODS ALLOWED
  79. 71 THE ACCOUNTS
  80. 72 SISTER MIRACULOUS
  81. 73 SLEIGHT OF HAND
  82. PART SIX
  83. 74 HARRY II

The little kid raced past, flapping his wet hands before retrieving a frozen-yoghurt tub from a hot mom with a stroller. Harry thought about the gun. How to destroy fingerprints and DNA?

He sat on a concrete bench outside a Sunglass Hut, vaguely recognising some girls from his school strolling by. Harry made sure full privacy was switched on before searching. Google led him to a hobby site called The Forensic Enthusiast. The article claimed that regular chlorine bleach broke down all DNA in under an hour.

He read carefully, then checked the public comments below the article, to make sure there weren’t a bunch of people claiming the advice was bad. A few comments suggested alternatives, such as oven-cleaning foam, but the majority agreed that most criminals would use bleach, because it cost less than a dollar a bottle and was available everywhere.

Harry made a shopping list in his head as he strode towards Dollar Dominator at the far end of the mall: cleaning cloths, strong bleach, Ziploc bags, rubber gloves, strong plastic sacks.

Be meticulous. Clean the gun and dump it where it won’t be found for a long time. Throw out your backpack and everything inside it. You’ve got heaps of clothes, these are comfy running shoes but there’s probably tiny bits of explosive trodden in the sole and stuff so ditch them too … What else?

You can’t make one single mistake …

9 DAZED AND CONFUSED

Charlie had surrendered, but the cops still slammed her to the ground, causing a nosebleed. Her clothes had to go for forensic examination, so she wound up on a green vinyl bench in a police cell, naked beneath a disposable paper suit, with drips of blood down the front.

It was hard to keep time in the windowless cell, but Charlie guessed it was early evening when the door swung open. Her nose had finally stopped bleeding, but the clot felt like a thumb wedged up her nostril, and red-splattered napkins were balled all over the floor.

‘We need to have a conversation,’ a cop with an orange-dyed buzzcut said brightly.

She was at the tail end of her twenties. Chubby tattooed arms, black jeans and the sleeves of a plaid shirt rolled up, like she was about to chop wood.

‘I’m Officer O’Banyon,’ the cop said, gum in her mouth. ‘Don’t need to cuff you, do I?’

She took Charlie one floor up, then offered anything you like from the vending machine, as if that was the deal of the century. The interview room had been prepped. Files waiting on the table, a stack of disposable cups and a tatty plastic water jug with cling wrap stretched over the top.

‘Take a chair,’ O’Banyon said.

The officer’s movements were all floaty, her voice easy. Trying to play the chilled big sister.