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  1. Cover
  2. Title Page
  3. ALSO BY ROBERT MUCHAMORE
  4. PART ONE
  5. 1 SLASHED RUBBER
  6. 2 NOT HARRY POTTER
  7. 3 A THOUSAND BUCKS
  8. 4 SOFIA SILVER
  9. 5 DEL TACO
  10. 6 RAINBOW ROAD
  11. 7 BEAUTIFUL FREAK
  12. 8 CHEESY BALLS
  13. 9 DAZED AND CONFUSED
  14. 10 NEW-BABY SMELL
  15. 11 GOON SQUAD
  16. 12 ONE-LEGGED GRANNIES
  17. PART TWO
  18. 13 SNor
  19. 14 GOOD LUCK, CHARLIE
  20. 15 BEEF AND COKE
  21. 16 CHEF CHANNING
  22. 17 MAD BOMBER
  23. 18 BLOODSHOT
  24. 19 MANSPLAINING
  25. 20 NAPALM DROPS
  26. 21 BETSY & MEL
  27. 22 TERRIBLE TRIO
  28. 23 VICE PRINCIPAL
  29. 24 HOT OR NOT
  30. 25 JUICE JET
  31. 26 LANA’S TINY FEET
  32. 27 SEXY TOAST
  33. 28 COLGATE CHEST
  34. 29 TEACHERS ARE DICKS
  35. 30 DEVELOPMENT KITCHEN B
  36. 31 D IN MATH
  37. 32 BLOODY LOVE SCIENCE
  38. 33 EARLY BIRD
  39. 34 PATIENT Q
  40. 35 ALL A BIT CRUMMY
  41. 36 SAMURAI COP II
  42. 37 DIRTY SHAKE
  43. PART THREE
  44. 38 FREE FLOOR MATS
  45. 39 BREAKING BAD
  46. 40 LOVE SHACK
  47. 41 INDUSTRIAL RELATIONS
  48. 42 ONE-ONE-SEVEN
  49. 43 KILLER-T
  50. 44 SPOILED BRATS
  51. 45 BACK TAXIS
  52. 46 DEAD BIRTHDAY
  53. 47 TEAM MANGO
  54. 48 TWELVE-PIECE BUCKET
  55. 49 CLYDE’S DONGFENG
  56. 50 HAVING WORDS
  57. 51 BOUNCING BOYS
  58. 52 ZOMBIE SMASH
  59. 53 OLIVE PALM DRIVE
  60. 54 IGNITION
  61. 55 BUST
  62. PART FOUR
  63. 56 DEAD BUGS
  64. 57 ONE-POINT-SIX BILLION
  65. 58 PEER PRESSURE
  66. 59 GREEN FINGERS
  67. 60 TERATOMA TUMORS
  68. 61 WHIPPED CREAM
  69. 62 LIVING HIGH
  70. 63 MONEY, MONEY, MONEY
  71. 64 CARDBOARD THE PIG
  72. 65 BUBBLEGUM
  73. 66 BIG ONION
  74. 67 FAMILY REUNION
  75. 68 UNSEEN POTENTIAL
  76. PART FIVE
  77. 69 STONE DEAD
  78. 70 NO MODS ALLOWED
  79. 71 THE ACCOUNTS
  80. 72 SISTER MIRACULOUS
  81. 73 SLEIGHT OF HAND
  82. PART SIX
  83. 74 HARRY II

‘You walk in the RV and it’s all there waiting, but it takes careful planning to keep everything in stock without tipping off the cops.’

‘You’re not doing badly, though,’ Charlie said, sweeping her arm out at the rows of freshly built shelves. ‘How much is your indoor pool and garden. Two million? Three? I could set up my own lab and do one job a week, and make more money than you pay me to work three long shifts.’

‘Nobody knows who you are,’ Mango said tartly. ‘I can charge fifteen grand for a procedure because I’m a qualified doctor, with hundreds of satisfied clients and a reputation for excellence. I never tout for work; every job comes through personal recommendation.

‘If you set up your own lab, you’d have all the stress and the risks, but you wouldn’t be competing with me. You’d be competing with Chinese labs that people find on the dark web. They charge five hundred dollars per mod, which wouldn’t cover the cost of base enzymes and auto-immune drugs.’

‘I don’t want to be your competition,’ Charlie said sharply. ‘I appreciate all that you’ve done for me, Mango. But the laws keep getting tougher. I’m risking serious jail time every time I step into the RV.

‘My plan was always to quit when I started college. But I’ve already saved enough to make college life bearable and it’s not worth risk and stress all through my last year of high school just to make a hundred grand or so.’

‘When things have gone well, you’ve had generous bonuses,’ Mango said. ‘When you asked for help, I took on your friend and paid her well too.’

Charlie got out of the armchair. ‘I don’t want to fight with you. I’ve said what I came here to say. And it was nice to see your six-million-dollar house.’

Mango was irritated by the sarcasm as Charlie stood and marched between boxes on the way to the library door.

‘I’m not prepared to offer you a percentage,’ Mango yelled after her. ‘But I do value your work, so I’ll discuss with Veryan, and we’ll see what we can squeeze out of the budget.’

42 ONE-ONE-SEVEN

Steak and Eggs was a sprawling pool deck and club on the roof of downtown’s trendy Red Spot Casino. The Nevada drinking age was twenty-one, but Axl Darmon was a spoiled Queensbridge senior, whose something-big-in-solar-energy father had spent thirty grand hiring the entire rooftop club for his son’s eighteenth-birthday bash.

Harry and Matt’s Uber dropped them in an underground car park, and scarily huge bouncers scanned barcodes on their invites before letting them ride a glass elevator up the side of the building to the twenty-third floor.

‘Those doormen were all natural,’ Matt joked as downtown’s glitz reflected on the elevator’s polished surfaces.