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  1. Cover
  2. Title Page
  3. ALSO BY ROBERT MUCHAMORE
  4. PART ONE
  5. 1 SLASHED RUBBER
  6. 2 NOT HARRY POTTER
  7. 3 A THOUSAND BUCKS
  8. 4 SOFIA SILVER
  9. 5 DEL TACO
  10. 6 RAINBOW ROAD
  11. 7 BEAUTIFUL FREAK
  12. 8 CHEESY BALLS
  13. 9 DAZED AND CONFUSED
  14. 10 NEW-BABY SMELL
  15. 11 GOON SQUAD
  16. 12 ONE-LEGGED GRANNIES
  17. PART TWO
  18. 13 SNor
  19. 14 GOOD LUCK, CHARLIE
  20. 15 BEEF AND COKE
  21. 16 CHEF CHANNING
  22. 17 MAD BOMBER
  23. 18 BLOODSHOT
  24. 19 MANSPLAINING
  25. 20 NAPALM DROPS
  26. 21 BETSY & MEL
  27. 22 TERRIBLE TRIO
  28. 23 VICE PRINCIPAL
  29. 24 HOT OR NOT
  30. 25 JUICE JET
  31. 26 LANA’S TINY FEET
  32. 27 SEXY TOAST
  33. 28 COLGATE CHEST
  34. 29 TEACHERS ARE DICKS
  35. 30 DEVELOPMENT KITCHEN B
  36. 31 D IN MATH
  37. 32 BLOODY LOVE SCIENCE
  38. 33 EARLY BIRD
  39. 34 PATIENT Q
  40. 35 ALL A BIT CRUMMY
  41. 36 SAMURAI COP II
  42. 37 DIRTY SHAKE
  43. PART THREE
  44. 38 FREE FLOOR MATS
  45. 39 BREAKING BAD
  46. 40 LOVE SHACK
  47. 41 INDUSTRIAL RELATIONS
  48. 42 ONE-ONE-SEVEN
  49. 43 KILLER-T
  50. 44 SPOILED BRATS
  51. 45 BACK TAXIS
  52. 46 DEAD BIRTHDAY
  53. 47 TEAM MANGO
  54. 48 TWELVE-PIECE BUCKET
  55. 49 CLYDE’S DONGFENG
  56. 50 HAVING WORDS
  57. 51 BOUNCING BOYS
  58. 52 ZOMBIE SMASH
  59. 53 OLIVE PALM DRIVE
  60. 54 IGNITION
  61. 55 BUST
  62. PART FOUR
  63. 56 DEAD BUGS
  64. 57 ONE-POINT-SIX BILLION
  65. 58 PEER PRESSURE
  66. 59 GREEN FINGERS
  67. 60 TERATOMA TUMORS
  68. 61 WHIPPED CREAM
  69. 62 LIVING HIGH
  70. 63 MONEY, MONEY, MONEY
  71. 64 CARDBOARD THE PIG
  72. 65 BUBBLEGUM
  73. 66 BIG ONION
  74. 67 FAMILY REUNION
  75. 68 UNSEEN POTENTIAL
  76. PART FIVE
  77. 69 STONE DEAD
  78. 70 NO MODS ALLOWED
  79. 71 THE ACCOUNTS
  80. 72 SISTER MIRACULOUS
  81. 73 SLEIGHT OF HAND
  82. PART SIX
  83. 74 HARRY II

Harry could make out zombies sitting on benches in the back of the truck. Up front two female zombies stood in the truck’s headlamps, facing two large men armed with long cattle prods. Their bio-suits were made of extra-thick material and smeared with the body fluids of the zombies they’d thrown in the truck.

‘Kneel!’ one of the men ordered. ‘Hands on heads.’

Harry still had his Nikon swinging in his right hand. He flipped to video mode, starting to shoot as a third rubber suit came round the side of the truck. This one was female and held a device that looked like a police speed gun, the screen at one end reflecting off her plastic visor.

‘Can’t you understand, zombie scum?’ one man roared.

Harry had unconsciously edged along the side of the souvenir store to get closer to the action. He took a shot of the zombie’s agonised face as she got dragged to the back of the truck by her matted hair.

He realised you couldn’t have an effective quarantine while hundreds of people roamed the streets crusted in bodily waste. But, since most zombies were happy being locked in a cell with regular meals, the brutality of the roundup seemed unnecessary.

‘Got one round the side,’ the rubber-suited female shouted. ‘Big heat signature. Gonna be a strong sucker!’

Harry panned his camera back from the rear of the truck and realised two things. First, the weird detector thing the woman was holding was an infra-red body-heat detector and, second, it was being aimed down the side of the building, right at him.

53 OLIVE PALM DRIVE

The Nikon flailed from its strap as Harry spun and ran.

‘We’re not going to harm you,’ a loudspeaker on the cop car announced. ‘Step out with hands raised.’

Harry had made four steps before there was a pop, like a giant champagne cork. The rubber-suited woman had fired an electric stun bolt. Harry felt it glance the back of his calf, but it was at the limit of its range and what remained of its momentum wasn’t enough for the barbed tip to hook his trousers and release its sting.

Rather than go back to the freeway, where he’d be exposed, Harry charged along the embankment until he reached the back of a mini-mall. He sprinted past a dry cleaner’s, an attorney’s office, a yoga gym and a dollar store with a zombie sprawled in front of its main doors.

Harry doubted the round-up crew could chase in their thick suits and rubber boots, but he was spooked so he kept running. After a left-right glance – seeing the cop car still parked a couple of hundred yards up the road – Harry sprinted across four lanes, then kept low as he cut down a suburban side street.