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  1. Cover
  2. Title Page
  3. ALSO BY ROBERT MUCHAMORE
  4. PART ONE
  5. 1 SLASHED RUBBER
  6. 2 NOT HARRY POTTER
  7. 3 A THOUSAND BUCKS
  8. 4 SOFIA SILVER
  9. 5 DEL TACO
  10. 6 RAINBOW ROAD
  11. 7 BEAUTIFUL FREAK
  12. 8 CHEESY BALLS
  13. 9 DAZED AND CONFUSED
  14. 10 NEW-BABY SMELL
  15. 11 GOON SQUAD
  16. 12 ONE-LEGGED GRANNIES
  17. PART TWO
  18. 13 SNor
  19. 14 GOOD LUCK, CHARLIE
  20. 15 BEEF AND COKE
  21. 16 CHEF CHANNING
  22. 17 MAD BOMBER
  23. 18 BLOODSHOT
  24. 19 MANSPLAINING
  25. 20 NAPALM DROPS
  26. 21 BETSY & MEL
  27. 22 TERRIBLE TRIO
  28. 23 VICE PRINCIPAL
  29. 24 HOT OR NOT
  30. 25 JUICE JET
  31. 26 LANA’S TINY FEET
  32. 27 SEXY TOAST
  33. 28 COLGATE CHEST
  34. 29 TEACHERS ARE DICKS
  35. 30 DEVELOPMENT KITCHEN B
  36. 31 D IN MATH
  37. 32 BLOODY LOVE SCIENCE
  38. 33 EARLY BIRD
  39. 34 PATIENT Q
  40. 35 ALL A BIT CRUMMY
  41. 36 SAMURAI COP II
  42. 37 DIRTY SHAKE
  43. PART THREE
  44. 38 FREE FLOOR MATS
  45. 39 BREAKING BAD
  46. 40 LOVE SHACK
  47. 41 INDUSTRIAL RELATIONS
  48. 42 ONE-ONE-SEVEN
  49. 43 KILLER-T
  50. 44 SPOILED BRATS
  51. 45 BACK TAXIS
  52. 46 DEAD BIRTHDAY
  53. 47 TEAM MANGO
  54. 48 TWELVE-PIECE BUCKET
  55. 49 CLYDE’S DONGFENG
  56. 50 HAVING WORDS
  57. 51 BOUNCING BOYS
  58. 52 ZOMBIE SMASH
  59. 53 OLIVE PALM DRIVE
  60. 54 IGNITION
  61. 55 BUST
  62. PART FOUR
  63. 56 DEAD BUGS
  64. 57 ONE-POINT-SIX BILLION
  65. 58 PEER PRESSURE
  66. 59 GREEN FINGERS
  67. 60 TERATOMA TUMORS
  68. 61 WHIPPED CREAM
  69. 62 LIVING HIGH
  70. 63 MONEY, MONEY, MONEY
  71. 64 CARDBOARD THE PIG
  72. 65 BUBBLEGUM
  73. 66 BIG ONION
  74. 67 FAMILY REUNION
  75. 68 UNSEEN POTENTIAL
  76. PART FIVE
  77. 69 STONE DEAD
  78. 70 NO MODS ALLOWED
  79. 71 THE ACCOUNTS
  80. 72 SISTER MIRACULOUS
  81. 73 SLEIGHT OF HAND
  82. PART SIX
  83. 74 HARRY II

‘I won’t mod,’ Charlie said firmly, more for her own benefit than Rex’s.

‘I’m heading up for a nap now this is done,’ Rex said as he scooped his dryer-hot clothes into a plastic basket. ‘Gotta head out when my replacement tire arrives.’

‘Drive safe,’ Charlie said.

‘I lost a wife and two amazing kids,’ Rex said thoughtfully, as he stopped in front of the glowing UV gate. ‘I’ve been where you’re at, Charlie. But now my family is a beautiful memory, instead of something that hurts too bad to think about.’

71 THE ACCOUNTS

Christmas carols wafted up from the coffee shop as Charlie sat in her tiny office dealing with mounds of invoices, paying bills online and doing the fortnightly payroll run.

She didn’t like leaving Patrick alone with Ed for too long, so she took the little boy with her. The five-year-old did OK, playing games on his tablet, building and knocking down towers made from cardboard take-out cups and occasionally getting fussed over by a member of staff.

Ellie called to say Happy Christmas. Killer-T had taken his wife. Two of Ellie’s kids died of superflu and the collapsing economy meant Elliegold Media never floated on the stock exchange and made him rich. Charlie was glad to hear his voice, even though it was a reminder of Harry.

It was Christmas Eve, so the shop was closing at four. Charlie had paid the last bills and switched off her computer. Chairs were on tables and floors were being mopped. Gwen wore a novelty Santa-beard virus mask as she offered the final customers free mulled wine. Charlie decided she deserved a glass herself.

‘Guys, it’s snowing!’ a Goth barista called Naomi yelled as she carried out trash bags.

Patrick had never seen snow. He ignored Charlie’s demand to put on his hoodie, squeezing past rubbish bags and out the shop’s back doors. It was a pathetic snow storm, but Charlie smiled and videoed as Patrick charged between benches in the deserted outdoor seating area, trying to catch snowflakes.

‘Makes a change to see a grin on your face,’ Gwen said, stepping out behind her boss as Naomi dropped trash into a Dumpster a few yards away. ‘I’ve got my sister and ma over tomorrow. You’re more than welcome to bring the boys for lunch.’

‘That’s kind,’ Charlie said. ‘But you had us for Thanksgiving. Ed still gets overexcited about presents, so I’m gonna have a quiet day with the boys and their gifts. You can’t cook anything decent in that motel oven, so I’ve booked a table for Christmas lunch at the Brazilian barbecue place. It costs a fortune, but Ed loves it. Then we’re gonna drive over and visit my former foster parents.’

‘Sounds nice,’ Gwen said. ‘How were the accounts looking?’