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Chapters (83)
  1. Cover
  2. Title Page
  3. ALSO BY ROBERT MUCHAMORE
  4. PART ONE
  5. 1 SLASHED RUBBER
  6. 2 NOT HARRY POTTER
  7. 3 A THOUSAND BUCKS
  8. 4 SOFIA SILVER
  9. 5 DEL TACO
  10. 6 RAINBOW ROAD
  11. 7 BEAUTIFUL FREAK
  12. 8 CHEESY BALLS
  13. 9 DAZED AND CONFUSED
  14. 10 NEW-BABY SMELL
  15. 11 GOON SQUAD
  16. 12 ONE-LEGGED GRANNIES
  17. PART TWO
  18. 13 SNor
  19. 14 GOOD LUCK, CHARLIE
  20. 15 BEEF AND COKE
  21. 16 CHEF CHANNING
  22. 17 MAD BOMBER
  23. 18 BLOODSHOT
  24. 19 MANSPLAINING
  25. 20 NAPALM DROPS
  26. 21 BETSY & MEL
  27. 22 TERRIBLE TRIO
  28. 23 VICE PRINCIPAL
  29. 24 HOT OR NOT
  30. 25 JUICE JET
  31. 26 LANA’S TINY FEET
  32. 27 SEXY TOAST
  33. 28 COLGATE CHEST
  34. 29 TEACHERS ARE DICKS
  35. 30 DEVELOPMENT KITCHEN B
  36. 31 D IN MATH
  37. 32 BLOODY LOVE SCIENCE
  38. 33 EARLY BIRD
  39. 34 PATIENT Q
  40. 35 ALL A BIT CRUMMY
  41. 36 SAMURAI COP II
  42. 37 DIRTY SHAKE
  43. PART THREE
  44. 38 FREE FLOOR MATS
  45. 39 BREAKING BAD
  46. 40 LOVE SHACK
  47. 41 INDUSTRIAL RELATIONS
  48. 42 ONE-ONE-SEVEN
  49. 43 KILLER-T
  50. 44 SPOILED BRATS
  51. 45 BACK TAXIS
  52. 46 DEAD BIRTHDAY
  53. 47 TEAM MANGO
  54. 48 TWELVE-PIECE BUCKET
  55. 49 CLYDE’S DONGFENG
  56. 50 HAVING WORDS
  57. 51 BOUNCING BOYS
  58. 52 ZOMBIE SMASH
  59. 53 OLIVE PALM DRIVE
  60. 54 IGNITION
  61. 55 BUST
  62. PART FOUR
  63. 56 DEAD BUGS
  64. 57 ONE-POINT-SIX BILLION
  65. 58 PEER PRESSURE
  66. 59 GREEN FINGERS
  67. 60 TERATOMA TUMORS
  68. 61 WHIPPED CREAM
  69. 62 LIVING HIGH
  70. 63 MONEY, MONEY, MONEY
  71. 64 CARDBOARD THE PIG
  72. 65 BUBBLEGUM
  73. 66 BIG ONION
  74. 67 FAMILY REUNION
  75. 68 UNSEEN POTENTIAL
  76. PART FIVE
  77. 69 STONE DEAD
  78. 70 NO MODS ALLOWED
  79. 71 THE ACCOUNTS
  80. 72 SISTER MIRACULOUS
  81. 73 SLEIGHT OF HAND
  82. PART SIX
  83. 74 HARRY II

‘Charlie’s getting out Saturday,’ Harry explained.

Anita nodded. ‘Your girlfriend, the mad bomber!’

He didn’t like the mad bomber comment, but he preferred Anita’s bluntness to people who gossip behind your back.

‘Not my girlfriend,’ Harry said firmly.

‘Could have fooled me, Haribo,’ Anita teased. ‘You’re always talking about her, or calling her, or taking the three-hour bus ride to White Boulder.’

Harry liked Anita’s jealousy, but this didn’t sustain him for the walk across the parking lot to his Mini. He hoped Charlie was going to become his girlfriend, but had no clue if her feelings went beyond friendship.

15 BEEF AND COKE

Charlie wasn’t much taller than when she’d arrived at White Boulder, but she’d filled out and the T-shirt and denim shorts she’d put into storage the day she’d arrived now looked like doll’s clothes.

Her fake Ray Bans and a Raiders cap she’d stolen from JJ still did their job, but the cell with the cracked screen was flat and she had no idea if the battery would revive after more than two years. Besides the clothes, Charlie’s mesh storage box contained two keys for a trailer where someone else now lived, an expired Rock Spring Middle School ID, a five-dollar bill and three more in change.

Since her clothes were too small, the officer handling Charlie’s release let her keep the prison issue sneakers, tracksuit bottoms and undershirt she stood up in, plus one spare set of underwear. She also got a sixty-dollar release grant and a care package, containing anti-viral hand gel, a pack of condoms and leaflets on sexually transmitted diseases and dealing with depression.

After twenty-seven months on a fifty-acre prison lot, it seemed weird to be on the move. Charlie stared out the bus at new shops and ads for movies she’d never heard of. Cars were mostly electric and every inch of roof packed solar panels.

There were SNor warnings, and shopfront posters advertising virus-destroying UV lamps: $299 FINALLY BACK IN STOCK. About one person in four wore an anti-virus mask. These looked sturdier than the ones issued to White Boulder inmates, which split, crumbled and never got replaced.

The Barack Obama Independent Living Unit was in North Vegas, less than three blocks from open desert. There was a 7-Eleven next door and suburban houses sprawled in every direction. The building had been open less than two years, and made Charlie think of an alpine lodge, with exposed timber joists and black-framed windows.

Her whole life fitted in three trash sacks, which she unloaded from a cage in the rear of the prison bus, while its driver charged inside to piss. The guy behind reception showed no desire to help as Charlie dragged her stuff through an automatic door and into a double-height lobby area.