Back Killer T
Chapters (83)
  1. Cover
  2. Title Page
  3. ALSO BY ROBERT MUCHAMORE
  4. PART ONE
  5. 1 SLASHED RUBBER
  6. 2 NOT HARRY POTTER
  7. 3 A THOUSAND BUCKS
  8. 4 SOFIA SILVER
  9. 5 DEL TACO
  10. 6 RAINBOW ROAD
  11. 7 BEAUTIFUL FREAK
  12. 8 CHEESY BALLS
  13. 9 DAZED AND CONFUSED
  14. 10 NEW-BABY SMELL
  15. 11 GOON SQUAD
  16. 12 ONE-LEGGED GRANNIES
  17. PART TWO
  18. 13 SNor
  19. 14 GOOD LUCK, CHARLIE
  20. 15 BEEF AND COKE
  21. 16 CHEF CHANNING
  22. 17 MAD BOMBER
  23. 18 BLOODSHOT
  24. 19 MANSPLAINING
  25. 20 NAPALM DROPS
  26. 21 BETSY & MEL
  27. 22 TERRIBLE TRIO
  28. 23 VICE PRINCIPAL
  29. 24 HOT OR NOT
  30. 25 JUICE JET
  31. 26 LANA’S TINY FEET
  32. 27 SEXY TOAST
  33. 28 COLGATE CHEST
  34. 29 TEACHERS ARE DICKS
  35. 30 DEVELOPMENT KITCHEN B
  36. 31 D IN MATH
  37. 32 BLOODY LOVE SCIENCE
  38. 33 EARLY BIRD
  39. 34 PATIENT Q
  40. 35 ALL A BIT CRUMMY
  41. 36 SAMURAI COP II
  42. 37 DIRTY SHAKE
  43. PART THREE
  44. 38 FREE FLOOR MATS
  45. 39 BREAKING BAD
  46. 40 LOVE SHACK
  47. 41 INDUSTRIAL RELATIONS
  48. 42 ONE-ONE-SEVEN
  49. 43 KILLER-T
  50. 44 SPOILED BRATS
  51. 45 BACK TAXIS
  52. 46 DEAD BIRTHDAY
  53. 47 TEAM MANGO
  54. 48 TWELVE-PIECE BUCKET
  55. 49 CLYDE’S DONGFENG
  56. 50 HAVING WORDS
  57. 51 BOUNCING BOYS
  58. 52 ZOMBIE SMASH
  59. 53 OLIVE PALM DRIVE
  60. 54 IGNITION
  61. 55 BUST
  62. PART FOUR
  63. 56 DEAD BUGS
  64. 57 ONE-POINT-SIX BILLION
  65. 58 PEER PRESSURE
  66. 59 GREEN FINGERS
  67. 60 TERATOMA TUMORS
  68. 61 WHIPPED CREAM
  69. 62 LIVING HIGH
  70. 63 MONEY, MONEY, MONEY
  71. 64 CARDBOARD THE PIG
  72. 65 BUBBLEGUM
  73. 66 BIG ONION
  74. 67 FAMILY REUNION
  75. 68 UNSEEN POTENTIAL
  76. PART FIVE
  77. 69 STONE DEAD
  78. 70 NO MODS ALLOWED
  79. 71 THE ACCOUNTS
  80. 72 SISTER MIRACULOUS
  81. 73 SLEIGHT OF HAND
  82. PART SIX
  83. 74 HARRY II

‘That’s what your old friend Mango said,’ Fawn noted. ‘But we part-drowned one of her kiddies, gave her a few behavioural mods and now she’s practically employee of the month.’

As Fawn said this, a white disc rolled across the floor towards the guards.

‘I dropped my Icebreaker,’ Ed said, jumping off the sofa to chase the mint.

‘And who gave you permission to eat?’ Fawn demanded as one of the suited guards stepped forward and shoved Ed towards the couch.

‘Back,’ he ordered firmly.

But Ed stubbornly insisted on picking up the mint and got into a little tussle with the guard.

Charlie was fearful. ‘Ed, sit back on the couch, or they’ll hurt you.’

‘Christ he’s so dumb,’ Fawn said as Ed got pushed on to the sofa. ‘Since you’re so fond of Ed, I might have a taxidermist stuff him and put him on display in your lab. Though he could be a bit of a mutant after we’ve twiddled with his DNA …’

Fawn tipped up her head, laughing helplessly at her own joke.

Then the back half of her office exploded.

68 UNSEEN POTENTIAL

Harry’s dead. Charlie’s on the floor. Fawn is talking about doing nasty things to me. I’m seventeen. Everyone says I’m a big boy now. If I don’t do something, they’ll take me to a place a hundred times worse than Care4Kids.

Ed feared things crawling up his leg, so he’d woken up in a long-sleeved undershirt and jogging bottoms tucked into long soccer socks. His pockets bulged, but Man Bun’s team hadn’t bothered to search him.

This meant the guards didn’t find the Icebreakers, one of which Ed had flicked across the floor as a distraction, or the pair of Charlie’s homemade grenades he’d stuffed down his right-hand pocket as the bad guys stormed in the back at the house.

When the suited guard tried to stop Ed picking up the mint, Ed had slipped one of the little grenades in the guard’s jacket pocket. The guard had just re-joined Man Bun and his colleague at the rear of the office when he noticed the lump in his pocket.

But by then it was too late …

‘What the—’ Fawn yelled, shielding her face as the blast threw her across her own desk.

Charlie had been knocked flat so the blast didn’t hit her so hard, and she jumped up and ripped the cattle prod out of Fawn’s grasp as an alarm sounded and sprinklers fired. The two slate-suited guards had been ripped apart by the grenade blast. Man Bun had been flung backwards, smashing through the glass panes of a bookcase, and splattered with chunks of his former colleagues.