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Chapters (83)
  1. Cover
  2. Title Page
  3. ALSO BY ROBERT MUCHAMORE
  4. PART ONE
  5. 1 SLASHED RUBBER
  6. 2 NOT HARRY POTTER
  7. 3 A THOUSAND BUCKS
  8. 4 SOFIA SILVER
  9. 5 DEL TACO
  10. 6 RAINBOW ROAD
  11. 7 BEAUTIFUL FREAK
  12. 8 CHEESY BALLS
  13. 9 DAZED AND CONFUSED
  14. 10 NEW-BABY SMELL
  15. 11 GOON SQUAD
  16. 12 ONE-LEGGED GRANNIES
  17. PART TWO
  18. 13 SNor
  19. 14 GOOD LUCK, CHARLIE
  20. 15 BEEF AND COKE
  21. 16 CHEF CHANNING
  22. 17 MAD BOMBER
  23. 18 BLOODSHOT
  24. 19 MANSPLAINING
  25. 20 NAPALM DROPS
  26. 21 BETSY & MEL
  27. 22 TERRIBLE TRIO
  28. 23 VICE PRINCIPAL
  29. 24 HOT OR NOT
  30. 25 JUICE JET
  31. 26 LANA’S TINY FEET
  32. 27 SEXY TOAST
  33. 28 COLGATE CHEST
  34. 29 TEACHERS ARE DICKS
  35. 30 DEVELOPMENT KITCHEN B
  36. 31 D IN MATH
  37. 32 BLOODY LOVE SCIENCE
  38. 33 EARLY BIRD
  39. 34 PATIENT Q
  40. 35 ALL A BIT CRUMMY
  41. 36 SAMURAI COP II
  42. 37 DIRTY SHAKE
  43. PART THREE
  44. 38 FREE FLOOR MATS
  45. 39 BREAKING BAD
  46. 40 LOVE SHACK
  47. 41 INDUSTRIAL RELATIONS
  48. 42 ONE-ONE-SEVEN
  49. 43 KILLER-T
  50. 44 SPOILED BRATS
  51. 45 BACK TAXIS
  52. 46 DEAD BIRTHDAY
  53. 47 TEAM MANGO
  54. 48 TWELVE-PIECE BUCKET
  55. 49 CLYDE’S DONGFENG
  56. 50 HAVING WORDS
  57. 51 BOUNCING BOYS
  58. 52 ZOMBIE SMASH
  59. 53 OLIVE PALM DRIVE
  60. 54 IGNITION
  61. 55 BUST
  62. PART FOUR
  63. 56 DEAD BUGS
  64. 57 ONE-POINT-SIX BILLION
  65. 58 PEER PRESSURE
  66. 59 GREEN FINGERS
  67. 60 TERATOMA TUMORS
  68. 61 WHIPPED CREAM
  69. 62 LIVING HIGH
  70. 63 MONEY, MONEY, MONEY
  71. 64 CARDBOARD THE PIG
  72. 65 BUBBLEGUM
  73. 66 BIG ONION
  74. 67 FAMILY REUNION
  75. 68 UNSEEN POTENTIAL
  76. PART FIVE
  77. 69 STONE DEAD
  78. 70 NO MODS ALLOWED
  79. 71 THE ACCOUNTS
  80. 72 SISTER MIRACULOUS
  81. 73 SLEIGHT OF HAND
  82. PART SIX
  83. 74 HARRY II

Charlie shook her head. ‘I don’t want to go back to prison. Maybe Mango could have paid me a fatter share, but she’s shielded me from the risks that you’re now taking. And I never wanted millions, just enough to pay my way through college.’

‘So what now?’ Juno asked.

Charlie looked at the unlabelled sample bottle she’d been holding the entire time. ‘I suppose your personal trainer is expecting his delivery. Take it, finish the batch. But if you’ve got time to do extra jobs under my nose, you can damned well stick around and help me clean up.’

Juno looked remorseful as she took the sample. ‘What about long term? Are we still friends?’

Charlie’s vision blurred as she tipped her head back and looked at the ceiling.

‘I’ve been at school all day,’ Charlie said, sighing deeply. ‘Right now, I need the energy I have left to get through this job list. Everything else can wait.’

40 LOVE SHACK

Harry’s bed sheets were tangled and sweaty as he peeled them back. He kissed Gemma’s shoulder and the pretty teen rolled over and whined.

‘My uncle’s barbecue wouldn’t be so boring if you came.’

Harry flashed a cheesy smile. ‘Harry would come, but he can’t be bothered.’

‘You’re an ass,’ Gemma said, grabbing and flinging a cushion.

Harry ducked and kept teasing. ‘Will your hot cousin Cari be there?’

Another cushion flew and this time Harry caught it and flipped it back.

Gemma rubbed the bed. ‘If you go to my family party, I’ll make it worth your while.’

Harry wasn’t tempted. ‘Matt’s on his way here,’ he told her. ‘Gotta shower and make myself beautiful for Axl’s party.’

Harry stepped naked into his bathroom. His apartment was on the forty-third floor and the window over his jet tub had a prime view towards the Las Vegas strip. After peeing, Harry checked himself in the mirror.

Gemma had an annoying habit of clawing Harry’s back when they had sex and he turned round to inspect a bloodied, slightly stinging right shoulder blade. But these scrapes and a few acne scars from spottier days were Harry’s only major imperfections.

After Charlie broke his heart, Harry used $26,000 from his Vegas Local earnings to have gene therapy on an epic scale. Seven changes to Harry’s genome had more than doubled his muscle mass, strengthened tendons, enhanced respiration, subtly darkened the pallid complexion he’d inherited from his Russian father and reduced the output of the hormone that caused his acne.