Back Killer T
Chapters (83)
  1. Cover
  2. Title Page
  3. ALSO BY ROBERT MUCHAMORE
  4. PART ONE
  5. 1 SLASHED RUBBER
  6. 2 NOT HARRY POTTER
  7. 3 A THOUSAND BUCKS
  8. 4 SOFIA SILVER
  9. 5 DEL TACO
  10. 6 RAINBOW ROAD
  11. 7 BEAUTIFUL FREAK
  12. 8 CHEESY BALLS
  13. 9 DAZED AND CONFUSED
  14. 10 NEW-BABY SMELL
  15. 11 GOON SQUAD
  16. 12 ONE-LEGGED GRANNIES
  17. PART TWO
  18. 13 SNor
  19. 14 GOOD LUCK, CHARLIE
  20. 15 BEEF AND COKE
  21. 16 CHEF CHANNING
  22. 17 MAD BOMBER
  23. 18 BLOODSHOT
  24. 19 MANSPLAINING
  25. 20 NAPALM DROPS
  26. 21 BETSY & MEL
  27. 22 TERRIBLE TRIO
  28. 23 VICE PRINCIPAL
  29. 24 HOT OR NOT
  30. 25 JUICE JET
  31. 26 LANA’S TINY FEET
  32. 27 SEXY TOAST
  33. 28 COLGATE CHEST
  34. 29 TEACHERS ARE DICKS
  35. 30 DEVELOPMENT KITCHEN B
  36. 31 D IN MATH
  37. 32 BLOODY LOVE SCIENCE
  38. 33 EARLY BIRD
  39. 34 PATIENT Q
  40. 35 ALL A BIT CRUMMY
  41. 36 SAMURAI COP II
  42. 37 DIRTY SHAKE
  43. PART THREE
  44. 38 FREE FLOOR MATS
  45. 39 BREAKING BAD
  46. 40 LOVE SHACK
  47. 41 INDUSTRIAL RELATIONS
  48. 42 ONE-ONE-SEVEN
  49. 43 KILLER-T
  50. 44 SPOILED BRATS
  51. 45 BACK TAXIS
  52. 46 DEAD BIRTHDAY
  53. 47 TEAM MANGO
  54. 48 TWELVE-PIECE BUCKET
  55. 49 CLYDE’S DONGFENG
  56. 50 HAVING WORDS
  57. 51 BOUNCING BOYS
  58. 52 ZOMBIE SMASH
  59. 53 OLIVE PALM DRIVE
  60. 54 IGNITION
  61. 55 BUST
  62. PART FOUR
  63. 56 DEAD BUGS
  64. 57 ONE-POINT-SIX BILLION
  65. 58 PEER PRESSURE
  66. 59 GREEN FINGERS
  67. 60 TERATOMA TUMORS
  68. 61 WHIPPED CREAM
  69. 62 LIVING HIGH
  70. 63 MONEY, MONEY, MONEY
  71. 64 CARDBOARD THE PIG
  72. 65 BUBBLEGUM
  73. 66 BIG ONION
  74. 67 FAMILY REUNION
  75. 68 UNSEEN POTENTIAL
  76. PART FIVE
  77. 69 STONE DEAD
  78. 70 NO MODS ALLOWED
  79. 71 THE ACCOUNTS
  80. 72 SISTER MIRACULOUS
  81. 73 SLEIGHT OF HAND
  82. PART SIX
  83. 74 HARRY II

As the cop strolled back to his colleagues, Harry retreated at a rapid crawl. When he reached the disused car wash, he got to his feet, his expensive camera in one hand and one knee smeared in black, oily, God-knows-what.

Stupid idea coming here.

Harry moved round the back of Tire Maxx, but only got halfway when a shadow loomed from above. The bright sun silhouetted the figure leaping off the roof. Harry’s legs buckled as the body hit him, one arm scraping the metal siding as his palms tore through grit.

A cloud of dirt filled Harry’s mouth as he inhaled, setting off a coughing fit as the figure landed on his back. It was a girl, a full head shorter than Harry. She locked a strong arm round his waist. Harry fancied his chances of throwing her off, but before he could move a pistol tip jammed into his cheek.

‘Why are you sniffing around?’ Charlie Croker demanded. ‘Who are you?’

7 BEAUTIFUL FREAK

‘Quit your whining,’ Charlie said, looking over her back, hoping the cops hadn’t heard Harry’s coughing fit.

‘I …’ Harry gasped, but the dirt trapped in the back of his throat made him hack noisily again, and grit was scraping around in his left eye.

‘Inside,’ Charlie ordered, standing up but keeping the gun aimed right at him.

Her voice wasn’t confident. Harry wondered if nerves made her more or less likely to shoot him.

‘Inside,’ she repeated, dragging a piece of metal sheet to expose a tire-propped fire door behind it.

Harry realised his palm was bleeding as he crawled in. Charlie took a final glance towards the house, crouching behind him and pulling the siding back over the doorway

The space was gloomy. A metal roof and no air-con made the heat unbearable. It had once been Tire Maxx’s employee break room. There was a wall of lockers, a long-dead drinks dispenser and a shift rota on the wall, over which some joker had inked, We broke! Ya asses all FIRED!

Charlie stripped a bottle of water from a pack of a dozen CVS branded bottles and passed it to Harry with a gruff, ‘Here.’

Harry gulped desperately, swallowing some and spitting the rest on chequered floor tiles as Charlie threw him a grubby cloth.

‘To wipe your hands.’

It took a minute to blink grit, wipe bleeding palms and get the violent coughing down to an occasional hack.

Charlie had run a wire down from a portable solar panel on the roof. It powered an abused laptop, a desk lamp and a fan that pushed heat from one spot to another. She put the gun down, and started inspecting Harry’s camera, just as his vision cleared enough to get a proper look at her.