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  1. Cover
  2. Title Page
  3. ALSO BY ROBERT MUCHAMORE
  4. PART ONE
  5. 1 SLASHED RUBBER
  6. 2 NOT HARRY POTTER
  7. 3 A THOUSAND BUCKS
  8. 4 SOFIA SILVER
  9. 5 DEL TACO
  10. 6 RAINBOW ROAD
  11. 7 BEAUTIFUL FREAK
  12. 8 CHEESY BALLS
  13. 9 DAZED AND CONFUSED
  14. 10 NEW-BABY SMELL
  15. 11 GOON SQUAD
  16. 12 ONE-LEGGED GRANNIES
  17. PART TWO
  18. 13 SNor
  19. 14 GOOD LUCK, CHARLIE
  20. 15 BEEF AND COKE
  21. 16 CHEF CHANNING
  22. 17 MAD BOMBER
  23. 18 BLOODSHOT
  24. 19 MANSPLAINING
  25. 20 NAPALM DROPS
  26. 21 BETSY & MEL
  27. 22 TERRIBLE TRIO
  28. 23 VICE PRINCIPAL
  29. 24 HOT OR NOT
  30. 25 JUICE JET
  31. 26 LANA’S TINY FEET
  32. 27 SEXY TOAST
  33. 28 COLGATE CHEST
  34. 29 TEACHERS ARE DICKS
  35. 30 DEVELOPMENT KITCHEN B
  36. 31 D IN MATH
  37. 32 BLOODY LOVE SCIENCE
  38. 33 EARLY BIRD
  39. 34 PATIENT Q
  40. 35 ALL A BIT CRUMMY
  41. 36 SAMURAI COP II
  42. 37 DIRTY SHAKE
  43. PART THREE
  44. 38 FREE FLOOR MATS
  45. 39 BREAKING BAD
  46. 40 LOVE SHACK
  47. 41 INDUSTRIAL RELATIONS
  48. 42 ONE-ONE-SEVEN
  49. 43 KILLER-T
  50. 44 SPOILED BRATS
  51. 45 BACK TAXIS
  52. 46 DEAD BIRTHDAY
  53. 47 TEAM MANGO
  54. 48 TWELVE-PIECE BUCKET
  55. 49 CLYDE’S DONGFENG
  56. 50 HAVING WORDS
  57. 51 BOUNCING BOYS
  58. 52 ZOMBIE SMASH
  59. 53 OLIVE PALM DRIVE
  60. 54 IGNITION
  61. 55 BUST
  62. PART FOUR
  63. 56 DEAD BUGS
  64. 57 ONE-POINT-SIX BILLION
  65. 58 PEER PRESSURE
  66. 59 GREEN FINGERS
  67. 60 TERATOMA TUMORS
  68. 61 WHIPPED CREAM
  69. 62 LIVING HIGH
  70. 63 MONEY, MONEY, MONEY
  71. 64 CARDBOARD THE PIG
  72. 65 BUBBLEGUM
  73. 66 BIG ONION
  74. 67 FAMILY REUNION
  75. 68 UNSEEN POTENTIAL
  76. PART FIVE
  77. 69 STONE DEAD
  78. 70 NO MODS ALLOWED
  79. 71 THE ACCOUNTS
  80. 72 SISTER MIRACULOUS
  81. 73 SLEIGHT OF HAND
  82. PART SIX
  83. 74 HARRY II

He ignored a call from Kirsten as the Mini headed north and defiance felt worthwhile when he pulled into the little lot behind OIL. Charlie had seen him arrive and dashed out for a tight hug. She looked so sexy it blew Harry away: lacy white mini dress, a brand new pair of white Converse and her hair was cut in a bob with bangs.

‘Love the hair,’ Harry said, grinning as they hugged.

‘I got a hundred-dollar advance from Mango at the bakery,’ Charlie explained. ‘Juno took me to this place she knows and I got it done this morning.’

But it wasn’t just hair and clothes. From the first day they’d met, Charlie always had a downtrodden wariness about her. Her smiles always cautious, her walk hunched. Now she was upright and bouncing in her dazzlingly white All Stars.

‘You seem happy,’ Harry noted, contrasting his own crummy day.

‘Getting a grip on life,’ Charlie said as she led the way in through OIL’s back door.

They ignored the anti-virus gel dispenser and Charlie got a compliment on her new hair from one of the girls who lived upstairs.

‘The only thing is my support officer, Ken, rolled up. He says he wants a five-minute catch-up, so if you don’t mind waiting in my room?’

‘Sure,’ Harry said. ‘I need a pee anyway.’

‘It’s not locked,’ Charlie called, starting up the stairs.

Charlie’s room looked more settled. The laptop he’d bought was on the desk alongside a neat stack of school books. He was surprised to see she’d got a tablet from somewhere and there was a bag with some just-purchased clothes at the end of the bed.

Charlie’s bathroom was in a state, with balled-up underwear and the smell of lime shampoo. Harry kicked a soggy towel out of the way and imagined Charlie stepping from the shower as he saw little dried-up floor marks in the shape of her toes.

He washed his hands after peeing, but the only towel was the soggy one on the floor. Harry pulled a Huddy’s napkin from his pocket and used it to dab them dry.

‘Ken just wanted to check my movements over the weekend,’ Charlie explained, stepping into the bedroom as Harry stepped on a bin pedal. ‘Don’t know why he was a pain about me coming to visit you. He’s been OK apart from that.’

Harry felt like he’d been shot as he looked down to aim his soggy napkin into the tiny chromed bin. Amidst cotton balls, a toilet paper core and a pair of holed White Boulder-issue socks was a strip of golden foil Trojan wrappers and a used condom stuck to the can’s liner.

36 SAMURAI COP II