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Chapters (83)
  1. Cover
  2. Title Page
  3. ALSO BY ROBERT MUCHAMORE
  4. PART ONE
  5. 1 SLASHED RUBBER
  6. 2 NOT HARRY POTTER
  7. 3 A THOUSAND BUCKS
  8. 4 SOFIA SILVER
  9. 5 DEL TACO
  10. 6 RAINBOW ROAD
  11. 7 BEAUTIFUL FREAK
  12. 8 CHEESY BALLS
  13. 9 DAZED AND CONFUSED
  14. 10 NEW-BABY SMELL
  15. 11 GOON SQUAD
  16. 12 ONE-LEGGED GRANNIES
  17. PART TWO
  18. 13 SNor
  19. 14 GOOD LUCK, CHARLIE
  20. 15 BEEF AND COKE
  21. 16 CHEF CHANNING
  22. 17 MAD BOMBER
  23. 18 BLOODSHOT
  24. 19 MANSPLAINING
  25. 20 NAPALM DROPS
  26. 21 BETSY & MEL
  27. 22 TERRIBLE TRIO
  28. 23 VICE PRINCIPAL
  29. 24 HOT OR NOT
  30. 25 JUICE JET
  31. 26 LANA’S TINY FEET
  32. 27 SEXY TOAST
  33. 28 COLGATE CHEST
  34. 29 TEACHERS ARE DICKS
  35. 30 DEVELOPMENT KITCHEN B
  36. 31 D IN MATH
  37. 32 BLOODY LOVE SCIENCE
  38. 33 EARLY BIRD
  39. 34 PATIENT Q
  40. 35 ALL A BIT CRUMMY
  41. 36 SAMURAI COP II
  42. 37 DIRTY SHAKE
  43. PART THREE
  44. 38 FREE FLOOR MATS
  45. 39 BREAKING BAD
  46. 40 LOVE SHACK
  47. 41 INDUSTRIAL RELATIONS
  48. 42 ONE-ONE-SEVEN
  49. 43 KILLER-T
  50. 44 SPOILED BRATS
  51. 45 BACK TAXIS
  52. 46 DEAD BIRTHDAY
  53. 47 TEAM MANGO
  54. 48 TWELVE-PIECE BUCKET
  55. 49 CLYDE’S DONGFENG
  56. 50 HAVING WORDS
  57. 51 BOUNCING BOYS
  58. 52 ZOMBIE SMASH
  59. 53 OLIVE PALM DRIVE
  60. 54 IGNITION
  61. 55 BUST
  62. PART FOUR
  63. 56 DEAD BUGS
  64. 57 ONE-POINT-SIX BILLION
  65. 58 PEER PRESSURE
  66. 59 GREEN FINGERS
  67. 60 TERATOMA TUMORS
  68. 61 WHIPPED CREAM
  69. 62 LIVING HIGH
  70. 63 MONEY, MONEY, MONEY
  71. 64 CARDBOARD THE PIG
  72. 65 BUBBLEGUM
  73. 66 BIG ONION
  74. 67 FAMILY REUNION
  75. 68 UNSEEN POTENTIAL
  76. PART FIVE
  77. 69 STONE DEAD
  78. 70 NO MODS ALLOWED
  79. 71 THE ACCOUNTS
  80. 72 SISTER MIRACULOUS
  81. 73 SLEIGHT OF HAND
  82. PART SIX
  83. 74 HARRY II

‘This is Cardboard,’ Patrick said.

‘That’s a cool name for a pig,’ Charlie said.

There were some of Patrick’s clothes in the bag, but it was jumbled with dirty bras and Mikey’s crusty boxers. After a rummage with her gloved hand, Charlie found a pair of green soccer shorts.

‘Take those dirty briefs off and put these on,’ Charlie said, flicking the shorts to Patrick as she spotted toddler sized Nikes with Velcro fastenings.

Patrick wore a serious expression as he sat on the floor, pulling on the shorts. ‘Are you allowed to take me away?’ he asked thoughtfully.

‘It’s just until we sort things out,’ Charlie said, peeling back the Velcro tabs to open the shoes. ‘You can’t stay here, can you? There’s nobody to look after you.’

Patrick considered this as he fully stretched the waistband of the shorts and let it ping against his waist.

Charlie changed the subject. ‘I like these sneakers, Patrick. I bet you can run really fast in these.’

‘Zoom!’ Patrick said, throwing a hand into the air and stepping towards Charlie.

Charlie helped him put on the shoes. Focusing on Patrick’s needs made her detach from Juno’s dead body eight feet away. But when she looked up she felt it: a little boy’s dead mommy and a person she’d once considered her best friend.

‘OK, soldier,’ Charlie said, stifling a sob as she stuffed Cardboard the pig and the tatty blanket into her bag. ‘Let’s march outta here.’

65 BUBBLEGUM

Vern left hospital two days after the zombie attack. He’d been told to take it easy, but as soon as he arrived home he checked on his beloved dairy cows, then crossed the driveway to check on Charlie and Harry.

Patrick sat swinging his legs off a chair as Vern helped Harry replace a broken hinge on one of the kitchen cabinets. The four-year-old looked less babyish with his hair cut, nails clipped and smart new shorts and shirt. He was confused by what had happened, sometimes mentioning that his mom had died, but at other times asking when she was coming back.

‘Mikey can never come back, right?’ Patrick asked anxiously, for the third time in an hour.

‘Never ever, ever, ever,’ Harry said, smiling as he screwed a new hinge on the door.

‘Good,’ Patrick said, nodding.

Harry whispered to Vern, who insisted on helping by holding the door steady. ‘Charlie almost cried when she took his shirt off. Whip and burn marks all over his back and buttocks.’

‘What are you whispering?’ Patrick asked. Then when he didn’t get an answer: ‘Where are Charlie and Ed?’

‘Ed has to do schoolwork,’ Harry said. ‘Charlie is working down in the shelter.’

‘Can we play catch outside again tonight?’

‘Maybe,’ Harry said. ‘I have to start making dinner when we’ve fixed this cupboard.’