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Chapters (83)
  1. Cover
  2. Title Page
  3. ALSO BY ROBERT MUCHAMORE
  4. PART ONE
  5. 1 SLASHED RUBBER
  6. 2 NOT HARRY POTTER
  7. 3 A THOUSAND BUCKS
  8. 4 SOFIA SILVER
  9. 5 DEL TACO
  10. 6 RAINBOW ROAD
  11. 7 BEAUTIFUL FREAK
  12. 8 CHEESY BALLS
  13. 9 DAZED AND CONFUSED
  14. 10 NEW-BABY SMELL
  15. 11 GOON SQUAD
  16. 12 ONE-LEGGED GRANNIES
  17. PART TWO
  18. 13 SNor
  19. 14 GOOD LUCK, CHARLIE
  20. 15 BEEF AND COKE
  21. 16 CHEF CHANNING
  22. 17 MAD BOMBER
  23. 18 BLOODSHOT
  24. 19 MANSPLAINING
  25. 20 NAPALM DROPS
  26. 21 BETSY & MEL
  27. 22 TERRIBLE TRIO
  28. 23 VICE PRINCIPAL
  29. 24 HOT OR NOT
  30. 25 JUICE JET
  31. 26 LANA’S TINY FEET
  32. 27 SEXY TOAST
  33. 28 COLGATE CHEST
  34. 29 TEACHERS ARE DICKS
  35. 30 DEVELOPMENT KITCHEN B
  36. 31 D IN MATH
  37. 32 BLOODY LOVE SCIENCE
  38. 33 EARLY BIRD
  39. 34 PATIENT Q
  40. 35 ALL A BIT CRUMMY
  41. 36 SAMURAI COP II
  42. 37 DIRTY SHAKE
  43. PART THREE
  44. 38 FREE FLOOR MATS
  45. 39 BREAKING BAD
  46. 40 LOVE SHACK
  47. 41 INDUSTRIAL RELATIONS
  48. 42 ONE-ONE-SEVEN
  49. 43 KILLER-T
  50. 44 SPOILED BRATS
  51. 45 BACK TAXIS
  52. 46 DEAD BIRTHDAY
  53. 47 TEAM MANGO
  54. 48 TWELVE-PIECE BUCKET
  55. 49 CLYDE’S DONGFENG
  56. 50 HAVING WORDS
  57. 51 BOUNCING BOYS
  58. 52 ZOMBIE SMASH
  59. 53 OLIVE PALM DRIVE
  60. 54 IGNITION
  61. 55 BUST
  62. PART FOUR
  63. 56 DEAD BUGS
  64. 57 ONE-POINT-SIX BILLION
  65. 58 PEER PRESSURE
  66. 59 GREEN FINGERS
  67. 60 TERATOMA TUMORS
  68. 61 WHIPPED CREAM
  69. 62 LIVING HIGH
  70. 63 MONEY, MONEY, MONEY
  71. 64 CARDBOARD THE PIG
  72. 65 BUBBLEGUM
  73. 66 BIG ONION
  74. 67 FAMILY REUNION
  75. 68 UNSEEN POTENTIAL
  76. PART FIVE
  77. 69 STONE DEAD
  78. 70 NO MODS ALLOWED
  79. 71 THE ACCOUNTS
  80. 72 SISTER MIRACULOUS
  81. 73 SLEIGHT OF HAND
  82. PART SIX
  83. 74 HARRY II

‘Or what?’ Man Bun shouted back, laughing as he opened his arms wide, to a space filled with men in full body armour.

Harry figured Charlie would suffer less if he gave Man Bun a reason to turn on him. He thrust upwards with a screwdriver, jamming it deep into Man Bun’s thigh.

‘Christ,’ Man Bun screamed, staggering backwards into the dining table. ‘Why wasn’t he searched?’

Charlie screamed as a superhero yanked Harry effortlessly off the floor and banged him down on the kitchen table.

‘I’ve got bad news for you, kid,’ Man Bun announced, flipping Harry on to his back. ‘A modding lab and a girl who knows how to use it are worth a lot of money. But you’re not worth shit.’

‘Leave him alone,’ Charlie squealed, writhing as two men bound her wrists to her ankles to make a hog-tie.

Man Bun eyed a sack of home-grown onions and grabbed a muddy one, still attached to its green stalk.

‘Nice veg, Harry,’ Man Bun said, pulling the screwdriver out of his bloody leg as he turned to the superhero. ‘Crack a few ribs for me, Hector.’

‘Nooo,’ Charlie screamed, as Hector’s huge fist shook the table and made Harry bawl. ‘Leave him alone. He’s got lung problems.’

‘He certainly has now,’ Man Bun said, booming with laughter as he forced the onion into Harry’s mouth.

It was bigger than Harry’s mouth and there was an agonising snap as his jaw dislocated.

‘Don’t!’ Charlie was screaming. ‘Leave Harry alone. You’re killing him. I can tell you where I’ve got money. Ten million at least.’

‘Think I need this loser to make you tell me where your money is?’ Man Bun laughed.

The muddy onion forced Harry’s tongue to the back of his throat. His nose was clogged with blood, the smashed ribs were excruciating and the jaw was the most pain he’d ever felt. Charlie’s screams were like a drill in his brain.

‘Please, please. I love you, Harry. I love you so much.’

I love you more, Charlie. I wish I could tell you that.

But where did all the pain go?

Where did the light go?

I’m above it all. I can see the superhero and Man Bun’s bloody leg and Ed getting knocked down as he tries to wrestle his way into the room to save me.

And now it’s all white and I’m tiny. And Mum is here. How cool is that? With her Ray-Bans and a camera swinging round her neck. Lifting me out of my crib and holding me up to blow a raspberry on my belly.

Is that my oldest memory?

So this is death, I guess.

67 FAMILY REUNION

Charlie was tied and gagged in the trunk of Vern’s Jeep as the wooden house exploded.