Back Killer T
Chapters (83)
  1. Cover
  2. Title Page
  3. ALSO BY ROBERT MUCHAMORE
  4. PART ONE
  5. 1 SLASHED RUBBER
  6. 2 NOT HARRY POTTER
  7. 3 A THOUSAND BUCKS
  8. 4 SOFIA SILVER
  9. 5 DEL TACO
  10. 6 RAINBOW ROAD
  11. 7 BEAUTIFUL FREAK
  12. 8 CHEESY BALLS
  13. 9 DAZED AND CONFUSED
  14. 10 NEW-BABY SMELL
  15. 11 GOON SQUAD
  16. 12 ONE-LEGGED GRANNIES
  17. PART TWO
  18. 13 SNor
  19. 14 GOOD LUCK, CHARLIE
  20. 15 BEEF AND COKE
  21. 16 CHEF CHANNING
  22. 17 MAD BOMBER
  23. 18 BLOODSHOT
  24. 19 MANSPLAINING
  25. 20 NAPALM DROPS
  26. 21 BETSY & MEL
  27. 22 TERRIBLE TRIO
  28. 23 VICE PRINCIPAL
  29. 24 HOT OR NOT
  30. 25 JUICE JET
  31. 26 LANA’S TINY FEET
  32. 27 SEXY TOAST
  33. 28 COLGATE CHEST
  34. 29 TEACHERS ARE DICKS
  35. 30 DEVELOPMENT KITCHEN B
  36. 31 D IN MATH
  37. 32 BLOODY LOVE SCIENCE
  38. 33 EARLY BIRD
  39. 34 PATIENT Q
  40. 35 ALL A BIT CRUMMY
  41. 36 SAMURAI COP II
  42. 37 DIRTY SHAKE
  43. PART THREE
  44. 38 FREE FLOOR MATS
  45. 39 BREAKING BAD
  46. 40 LOVE SHACK
  47. 41 INDUSTRIAL RELATIONS
  48. 42 ONE-ONE-SEVEN
  49. 43 KILLER-T
  50. 44 SPOILED BRATS
  51. 45 BACK TAXIS
  52. 46 DEAD BIRTHDAY
  53. 47 TEAM MANGO
  54. 48 TWELVE-PIECE BUCKET
  55. 49 CLYDE’S DONGFENG
  56. 50 HAVING WORDS
  57. 51 BOUNCING BOYS
  58. 52 ZOMBIE SMASH
  59. 53 OLIVE PALM DRIVE
  60. 54 IGNITION
  61. 55 BUST
  62. PART FOUR
  63. 56 DEAD BUGS
  64. 57 ONE-POINT-SIX BILLION
  65. 58 PEER PRESSURE
  66. 59 GREEN FINGERS
  67. 60 TERATOMA TUMORS
  68. 61 WHIPPED CREAM
  69. 62 LIVING HIGH
  70. 63 MONEY, MONEY, MONEY
  71. 64 CARDBOARD THE PIG
  72. 65 BUBBLEGUM
  73. 66 BIG ONION
  74. 67 FAMILY REUNION
  75. 68 UNSEEN POTENTIAL
  76. PART FIVE
  77. 69 STONE DEAD
  78. 70 NO MODS ALLOWED
  79. 71 THE ACCOUNTS
  80. 72 SISTER MIRACULOUS
  81. 73 SLEIGHT OF HAND
  82. PART SIX
  83. 74 HARRY II

‘This is hidden at the back of a bakery,’ Charlie said. ‘So the gear may be legal, but I guess what you’re doing with it isn’t …’

Mango smiled as she propped her bulk against a counter. ‘I originally trained as a physician,’ she began. ‘I drifted into genetic medicine, working on trials of skin cancer therapies in Boston and London. But at the same time the technology that enabled same-sex couples to produce viable embryos was starting to become reliable. So, instead of lesbian partners having to use a male sperm donor, or gay men having to use a woman’s egg, I could fertilise one of Veryan’s eggs using my own DNA.’

‘Pseudo sperm and hijacked eggs,’ Charlie said. ‘I’ve heard about them in the news, but it’s still illegal, right?’

Mango nodded. ‘It remains illegal in the United States, much to the chagrin of same-sex couples who feel it’s their right to mix their genes and produce true offspring the same as everyone else. After Veryan gave birth to our older son, I repeated the procedure for a couple of close friends.

‘Over a couple of years, that developed into a successful, if illegal, business. Besides producing offspring for single-sex couples, I’ve diversified into other genetic modifications. For instance, embryos can be given additional traits, so that children have a certain eye or hair colour, or you can determine a child’s sex, or eliminate single-gene defects that cause serious illness.

‘There’s also gene therapy, which modifies genes in the cells of living humans. Some gene therapies, such as regenerating macular cells to cure some types of blindness, are now routinely performed in hospitals. But less essential treatments, such as those that alter melanin production to give someone a permanent tan, reduce strong body odour, or increase muscular strength or lung capacity in athletes are still illegal.’

‘So you do all that stuff?’ Charlie asked. ‘Super athletes, designer babies …’

‘I started doing extra projects to finance expansion of the Cake Collective,’ Mango admitted. ‘We’ve created a lot of jobs in the community. Veryan and I are proud of Radical Cakes, but it has never made huge profits. We’d never have expanded to premises this size, or moved to our nice house, without the extra income.

‘I have a small, affluent client base. All my patients come through personal recommendation. An actress who wants a permanent perfect tan, or a teen basketball player who wants to be three inches taller and thirty per cent stronger will happily pay twenty to thirty thousand dollars for a personalised course of gene therapy.

‘There are labs in India and China that charge a tenth of what I do, but I have a reputation for excellent work. Botched gene therapy runs a high risk of tumours and other complications, and I’m sure you’ve seen online pictures of designer babies gone wrong.’