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Chapters (83)
  1. Cover
  2. Title Page
  3. ALSO BY ROBERT MUCHAMORE
  4. PART ONE
  5. 1 SLASHED RUBBER
  6. 2 NOT HARRY POTTER
  7. 3 A THOUSAND BUCKS
  8. 4 SOFIA SILVER
  9. 5 DEL TACO
  10. 6 RAINBOW ROAD
  11. 7 BEAUTIFUL FREAK
  12. 8 CHEESY BALLS
  13. 9 DAZED AND CONFUSED
  14. 10 NEW-BABY SMELL
  15. 11 GOON SQUAD
  16. 12 ONE-LEGGED GRANNIES
  17. PART TWO
  18. 13 SNor
  19. 14 GOOD LUCK, CHARLIE
  20. 15 BEEF AND COKE
  21. 16 CHEF CHANNING
  22. 17 MAD BOMBER
  23. 18 BLOODSHOT
  24. 19 MANSPLAINING
  25. 20 NAPALM DROPS
  26. 21 BETSY & MEL
  27. 22 TERRIBLE TRIO
  28. 23 VICE PRINCIPAL
  29. 24 HOT OR NOT
  30. 25 JUICE JET
  31. 26 LANA’S TINY FEET
  32. 27 SEXY TOAST
  33. 28 COLGATE CHEST
  34. 29 TEACHERS ARE DICKS
  35. 30 DEVELOPMENT KITCHEN B
  36. 31 D IN MATH
  37. 32 BLOODY LOVE SCIENCE
  38. 33 EARLY BIRD
  39. 34 PATIENT Q
  40. 35 ALL A BIT CRUMMY
  41. 36 SAMURAI COP II
  42. 37 DIRTY SHAKE
  43. PART THREE
  44. 38 FREE FLOOR MATS
  45. 39 BREAKING BAD
  46. 40 LOVE SHACK
  47. 41 INDUSTRIAL RELATIONS
  48. 42 ONE-ONE-SEVEN
  49. 43 KILLER-T
  50. 44 SPOILED BRATS
  51. 45 BACK TAXIS
  52. 46 DEAD BIRTHDAY
  53. 47 TEAM MANGO
  54. 48 TWELVE-PIECE BUCKET
  55. 49 CLYDE’S DONGFENG
  56. 50 HAVING WORDS
  57. 51 BOUNCING BOYS
  58. 52 ZOMBIE SMASH
  59. 53 OLIVE PALM DRIVE
  60. 54 IGNITION
  61. 55 BUST
  62. PART FOUR
  63. 56 DEAD BUGS
  64. 57 ONE-POINT-SIX BILLION
  65. 58 PEER PRESSURE
  66. 59 GREEN FINGERS
  67. 60 TERATOMA TUMORS
  68. 61 WHIPPED CREAM
  69. 62 LIVING HIGH
  70. 63 MONEY, MONEY, MONEY
  71. 64 CARDBOARD THE PIG
  72. 65 BUBBLEGUM
  73. 66 BIG ONION
  74. 67 FAMILY REUNION
  75. 68 UNSEEN POTENTIAL
  76. PART FIVE
  77. 69 STONE DEAD
  78. 70 NO MODS ALLOWED
  79. 71 THE ACCOUNTS
  80. 72 SISTER MIRACULOUS
  81. 73 SLEIGHT OF HAND
  82. PART SIX
  83. 74 HARRY II

‘You’re fourteen,’ Kirsten said. She seemed about to add something like, you don’t know what you want, but instead she took the last step forward and wrapped her arms tightly round his back. ‘I just … Don’t get hurt.’

Harry was slightly taller than his aunt, and felt loved as he craned his head and caught the crisply laundered smell of her chef’s coat. But he kept thinking about the gun and the explosives. And saw a horrible mental image where they were still hugging, but he was dressed in an orange prison jumpsuit …

‘I love you, Auntie,’ Harry said.

‘I’ve got the family heart defect,’ Kirsten reminded him. ‘Too many shocks might kill me off.’

‘I’ll try not to,’ Harry said softly.

‘Love you too,’ Kirsten said, looking at the sweat-dripped tiles around Harry as she backed away. ‘I remember when you were little. You had that warm milky smell and when nobody was looking I’d pick you up and sniff because I loved it so much.’

‘Not now, eh?’ Harry said, raising one soggy armpit close to his aunt’s face.

‘Gross!’ Kirsten said, laughing as she backed off and grabbed sheets of kitchen towel out of a dispenser. Harry took his phone off the counter as Kirsten dabbed her eyes, then used the tissue as a foot rag to mop his trail of sweat. ‘Now go shower, and you’re grounded. Obviously.’

Harry wasn’t shocked. ‘How long?’

‘At least until Monday. Then we’ll see what your school says.’

Harry’s room was upstairs. He’d used his bathroom to clean the gun and he whacked the air-con up to clear a lingering bleach smell. After peeling off his sweaty shirt, he sat on the lid of his toilet and unlocked his phone.

‘You have one new message, received at nineteen thirty-six hours.’ Then after a beep, ‘Harry, this is me … Charlie, from earlier …?’

11 GOON SQUAD

Charlie chased sleep. She lay on the shiny green mat, hearing fragments of the things that went wrong on a Thursday night in Vegas: A cocky pickpocket chatting to the custody officer like some long-lost sister, a weeping college kid and drunks banging their doors and claiming they knew their rights. Charlie suspected they were all in less trouble than she was.

‘Croker, ya goin’ upstairs,’ someone yelled through the door.

Charlie got handcuffed this time. The clock over the custody sergeant’s desk said three-fifteen and the third floor was a dead zone. Empty desks, and the only light coming off exit signs.

She was marched down a hall, past a basketball-tall guy working a mop and into a big office. A Nevada state flag and a big stuffed fish hung on the back wall. The unbarred windows had a vista over a lot filled with cop cars.

‘Sit there.’

‘What’s happening?’ Charlie asked.