Back Killer T
Chapters (83)
  1. Cover
  2. Title Page
  3. ALSO BY ROBERT MUCHAMORE
  4. PART ONE
  5. 1 SLASHED RUBBER
  6. 2 NOT HARRY POTTER
  7. 3 A THOUSAND BUCKS
  8. 4 SOFIA SILVER
  9. 5 DEL TACO
  10. 6 RAINBOW ROAD
  11. 7 BEAUTIFUL FREAK
  12. 8 CHEESY BALLS
  13. 9 DAZED AND CONFUSED
  14. 10 NEW-BABY SMELL
  15. 11 GOON SQUAD
  16. 12 ONE-LEGGED GRANNIES
  17. PART TWO
  18. 13 SNor
  19. 14 GOOD LUCK, CHARLIE
  20. 15 BEEF AND COKE
  21. 16 CHEF CHANNING
  22. 17 MAD BOMBER
  23. 18 BLOODSHOT
  24. 19 MANSPLAINING
  25. 20 NAPALM DROPS
  26. 21 BETSY & MEL
  27. 22 TERRIBLE TRIO
  28. 23 VICE PRINCIPAL
  29. 24 HOT OR NOT
  30. 25 JUICE JET
  31. 26 LANA’S TINY FEET
  32. 27 SEXY TOAST
  33. 28 COLGATE CHEST
  34. 29 TEACHERS ARE DICKS
  35. 30 DEVELOPMENT KITCHEN B
  36. 31 D IN MATH
  37. 32 BLOODY LOVE SCIENCE
  38. 33 EARLY BIRD
  39. 34 PATIENT Q
  40. 35 ALL A BIT CRUMMY
  41. 36 SAMURAI COP II
  42. 37 DIRTY SHAKE
  43. PART THREE
  44. 38 FREE FLOOR MATS
  45. 39 BREAKING BAD
  46. 40 LOVE SHACK
  47. 41 INDUSTRIAL RELATIONS
  48. 42 ONE-ONE-SEVEN
  49. 43 KILLER-T
  50. 44 SPOILED BRATS
  51. 45 BACK TAXIS
  52. 46 DEAD BIRTHDAY
  53. 47 TEAM MANGO
  54. 48 TWELVE-PIECE BUCKET
  55. 49 CLYDE’S DONGFENG
  56. 50 HAVING WORDS
  57. 51 BOUNCING BOYS
  58. 52 ZOMBIE SMASH
  59. 53 OLIVE PALM DRIVE
  60. 54 IGNITION
  61. 55 BUST
  62. PART FOUR
  63. 56 DEAD BUGS
  64. 57 ONE-POINT-SIX BILLION
  65. 58 PEER PRESSURE
  66. 59 GREEN FINGERS
  67. 60 TERATOMA TUMORS
  68. 61 WHIPPED CREAM
  69. 62 LIVING HIGH
  70. 63 MONEY, MONEY, MONEY
  71. 64 CARDBOARD THE PIG
  72. 65 BUBBLEGUM
  73. 66 BIG ONION
  74. 67 FAMILY REUNION
  75. 68 UNSEEN POTENTIAL
  76. PART FIVE
  77. 69 STONE DEAD
  78. 70 NO MODS ALLOWED
  79. 71 THE ACCOUNTS
  80. 72 SISTER MIRACULOUS
  81. 73 SLEIGHT OF HAND
  82. PART SIX
  83. 74 HARRY II

Ed was trembling and Harry feared one of his panic attacks, or, worse, a full-on fit.

‘Run back to the house, go down into the shelter and don’t come out until one of us tells you to,’ Harry said.

Ed was terrified of being left alone after the Care4Kids abandonment. He started rocking from side to side as Vern came out of the garage, fixing an ammo belt, then passing another to Harry.

‘Can you come down to the gate with me?’ Vern asked Harry. ‘You look scarier than I do.’

‘Sure,’ Harry said, still wondering how to deal with Ed.

Telling him not to panic would have the opposite effect. But Ed could be distracted if you gave him a task.

‘This is important,’ Harry told Ed. ‘Run back to our house, then go around very quickly. Take your laptop and any other expensive things that you can carry. Then take them into the shelter and guard them. You’re a guard, OK? Your job is really important.’

Ed nodded excitedly.

‘I know you’ll do a good job,’ Harry said.

Ed rushed out of the door, and Vern smiled and handed Harry an ammo belt.

‘You’ve got a knack with that boy,’ Vern complimented as Rosie ran to the top of the house. ‘Give a man responsibility to stop the panic. Learned the same trick on survival training in the air force.’

Ed had reached the other house when Harry and Vern stepped out into midday heat.

‘I grabbed a few of your girlfriend’s homemade grenades,’ Vern said, handing a pair to Harry. ‘I made wire clips so they can hook on your belt.’

60 TERATOMA TUMORS

Harry felt like a cowboy, striding the desert in his flak vest and assault rifle. He thought about the contrast with the skinny English kid who’d landed in Las Vegas eight years earlier and, like always, wondered if his mum would approve of what he was about to do.

The two dust plumes from the pickups were close. The properties weren’t fenced in, but the ground leading up from the highway was steep and bouldered. Even a powerful 4×4 would have to use the dirt road, and Vern had built a hefty steel gate between two boulders a hundred and fifty yards from the houses.

‘If they cut the phone and the CCTV, they must have staked us out,’ Harry said, checking that his gun was loaded as he followed Vern towards the gate.

‘Possibly,’ Vern said. ‘But a wireless signal blocker isn’t hard to make, and there’s a telephone cabinet down by the highway. Just crowbar the door and cut the wires with a pocket knife …’