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Chapters (83)
  1. Cover
  2. Title Page
  3. ALSO BY ROBERT MUCHAMORE
  4. PART ONE
  5. 1 SLASHED RUBBER
  6. 2 NOT HARRY POTTER
  7. 3 A THOUSAND BUCKS
  8. 4 SOFIA SILVER
  9. 5 DEL TACO
  10. 6 RAINBOW ROAD
  11. 7 BEAUTIFUL FREAK
  12. 8 CHEESY BALLS
  13. 9 DAZED AND CONFUSED
  14. 10 NEW-BABY SMELL
  15. 11 GOON SQUAD
  16. 12 ONE-LEGGED GRANNIES
  17. PART TWO
  18. 13 SNor
  19. 14 GOOD LUCK, CHARLIE
  20. 15 BEEF AND COKE
  21. 16 CHEF CHANNING
  22. 17 MAD BOMBER
  23. 18 BLOODSHOT
  24. 19 MANSPLAINING
  25. 20 NAPALM DROPS
  26. 21 BETSY & MEL
  27. 22 TERRIBLE TRIO
  28. 23 VICE PRINCIPAL
  29. 24 HOT OR NOT
  30. 25 JUICE JET
  31. 26 LANA’S TINY FEET
  32. 27 SEXY TOAST
  33. 28 COLGATE CHEST
  34. 29 TEACHERS ARE DICKS
  35. 30 DEVELOPMENT KITCHEN B
  36. 31 D IN MATH
  37. 32 BLOODY LOVE SCIENCE
  38. 33 EARLY BIRD
  39. 34 PATIENT Q
  40. 35 ALL A BIT CRUMMY
  41. 36 SAMURAI COP II
  42. 37 DIRTY SHAKE
  43. PART THREE
  44. 38 FREE FLOOR MATS
  45. 39 BREAKING BAD
  46. 40 LOVE SHACK
  47. 41 INDUSTRIAL RELATIONS
  48. 42 ONE-ONE-SEVEN
  49. 43 KILLER-T
  50. 44 SPOILED BRATS
  51. 45 BACK TAXIS
  52. 46 DEAD BIRTHDAY
  53. 47 TEAM MANGO
  54. 48 TWELVE-PIECE BUCKET
  55. 49 CLYDE’S DONGFENG
  56. 50 HAVING WORDS
  57. 51 BOUNCING BOYS
  58. 52 ZOMBIE SMASH
  59. 53 OLIVE PALM DRIVE
  60. 54 IGNITION
  61. 55 BUST
  62. PART FOUR
  63. 56 DEAD BUGS
  64. 57 ONE-POINT-SIX BILLION
  65. 58 PEER PRESSURE
  66. 59 GREEN FINGERS
  67. 60 TERATOMA TUMORS
  68. 61 WHIPPED CREAM
  69. 62 LIVING HIGH
  70. 63 MONEY, MONEY, MONEY
  71. 64 CARDBOARD THE PIG
  72. 65 BUBBLEGUM
  73. 66 BIG ONION
  74. 67 FAMILY REUNION
  75. 68 UNSEEN POTENTIAL
  76. PART FIVE
  77. 69 STONE DEAD
  78. 70 NO MODS ALLOWED
  79. 71 THE ACCOUNTS
  80. 72 SISTER MIRACULOUS
  81. 73 SLEIGHT OF HAND
  82. PART SIX
  83. 74 HARRY II

As they entered the school, three bulky hoods came over to Brad. A fat one in a Yankees baseball shirt bumped fists.

‘Welcome back, bitch.’

‘You hear about Mayhew?’ another added. ‘Wrecked his car Saturday night.’

Charlie stood by awkwardly as Brad smiled and said, ‘Mayhew can’t drive when he’s sober.’

‘His grandma cracked him up the side of the head. His eye is puffed up out to here, bro!’

The four boys erupted in laughter.

‘So, who’s this blue-eyed honey?’ the Yankees-shirt guy said as he gave Charlie a creepy grin. ‘Bit young, even for you, Brad.’

Charlie felt her face turn red. She wanted to storm off, but the hallway was packed with bodies and she hadn’t read any signs because she’d been relying on Brad.

‘Charlie’s my neighbour at OIL,’ Brad said strongly. ‘And acting like dicks isn’t compulsory, you know?’

Brad turned to Charlie, but kept his voice low, as if he didn’t want the guys to hear. ‘Gotta catch up with my boys, OK? Main office is straight down, third on the right.’

Charlie rolled her eyes to show she wasn’t impressed, but cheered up as she made her own way, surrounded by school life. Stoners, losers. Musical instruments in big black cases. Backpacks and ring binders, locker doors slamming. False laughs and tangled voices.

For the first time in two and a half years, Charlie wasn’t inmate B3790, or the mad bomber, or the suspect in handcuffs. She was a nobody in a school hallway, and that made her feel truly free.

22 TERRIBLE TRIO

Harry called after school on Monday and Charlie told him her first day had been fine. The locker they gave her was busted and they’d started her in a low-ability science set. But she’d spoken to her teacher about the college-level courses she’d done at White Boulder and he said he’d try to get her moved up.

The afternoon was theatre arts. Charlie was embarrassed when they split into pairs and she wound up standing alone, but the teacher pushed her into another group to make a trio, and had a laugh with two loud Latina girls, who messed around so much they had nothing to show at the end.

‘Glad you survived,’ Harry said cheerfully, though he hadn’t liked hearing that Brad had picked her up and dropped her home.

Tuesday ticked by, but Wednesday turned out to be cursed. Betsy had a leaky fuel line and the school bus had already left by the time Brad found out. Charlie wound up taking a city bus and arriving twenty minutes late. She sat through three classes where nobody spoke a word to her. At lunch she found a table on her own and picked at her pizza slice and baked potato, until three ninth-grade girls came over.