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  1. Cover
  2. Title Page
  3. ALSO BY ROBERT MUCHAMORE
  4. PART ONE
  5. 1 SLASHED RUBBER
  6. 2 NOT HARRY POTTER
  7. 3 A THOUSAND BUCKS
  8. 4 SOFIA SILVER
  9. 5 DEL TACO
  10. 6 RAINBOW ROAD
  11. 7 BEAUTIFUL FREAK
  12. 8 CHEESY BALLS
  13. 9 DAZED AND CONFUSED
  14. 10 NEW-BABY SMELL
  15. 11 GOON SQUAD
  16. 12 ONE-LEGGED GRANNIES
  17. PART TWO
  18. 13 SNor
  19. 14 GOOD LUCK, CHARLIE
  20. 15 BEEF AND COKE
  21. 16 CHEF CHANNING
  22. 17 MAD BOMBER
  23. 18 BLOODSHOT
  24. 19 MANSPLAINING
  25. 20 NAPALM DROPS
  26. 21 BETSY & MEL
  27. 22 TERRIBLE TRIO
  28. 23 VICE PRINCIPAL
  29. 24 HOT OR NOT
  30. 25 JUICE JET
  31. 26 LANA’S TINY FEET
  32. 27 SEXY TOAST
  33. 28 COLGATE CHEST
  34. 29 TEACHERS ARE DICKS
  35. 30 DEVELOPMENT KITCHEN B
  36. 31 D IN MATH
  37. 32 BLOODY LOVE SCIENCE
  38. 33 EARLY BIRD
  39. 34 PATIENT Q
  40. 35 ALL A BIT CRUMMY
  41. 36 SAMURAI COP II
  42. 37 DIRTY SHAKE
  43. PART THREE
  44. 38 FREE FLOOR MATS
  45. 39 BREAKING BAD
  46. 40 LOVE SHACK
  47. 41 INDUSTRIAL RELATIONS
  48. 42 ONE-ONE-SEVEN
  49. 43 KILLER-T
  50. 44 SPOILED BRATS
  51. 45 BACK TAXIS
  52. 46 DEAD BIRTHDAY
  53. 47 TEAM MANGO
  54. 48 TWELVE-PIECE BUCKET
  55. 49 CLYDE’S DONGFENG
  56. 50 HAVING WORDS
  57. 51 BOUNCING BOYS
  58. 52 ZOMBIE SMASH
  59. 53 OLIVE PALM DRIVE
  60. 54 IGNITION
  61. 55 BUST
  62. PART FOUR
  63. 56 DEAD BUGS
  64. 57 ONE-POINT-SIX BILLION
  65. 58 PEER PRESSURE
  66. 59 GREEN FINGERS
  67. 60 TERATOMA TUMORS
  68. 61 WHIPPED CREAM
  69. 62 LIVING HIGH
  70. 63 MONEY, MONEY, MONEY
  71. 64 CARDBOARD THE PIG
  72. 65 BUBBLEGUM
  73. 66 BIG ONION
  74. 67 FAMILY REUNION
  75. 68 UNSEEN POTENTIAL
  76. PART FIVE
  77. 69 STONE DEAD
  78. 70 NO MODS ALLOWED
  79. 71 THE ACCOUNTS
  80. 72 SISTER MIRACULOUS
  81. 73 SLEIGHT OF HAND
  82. PART SIX
  83. 74 HARRY II

‘I guess the cops will focus on the explosives,’ Harry said thoughtfully. ‘It crumpled lockers and blew a hole in the roof, so it was proper gear, not just fireworks.’

‘That’s it!’ Matt blurted, jerking round so excitedly that his seatbelt locked. ‘Charlie Croker!’

‘Who dat?’ Sofia asked.

‘I did a project with Charlie at middle school,’ Matt told everyone excitedly. ‘She’s one grade below, but she was in all the accelerated classes. Super smart and a tomboy. When we had science fair, Charlie did this presentation on demolition and explosives. She had this waxy blob the size of an M&M and we all had to go out into the parking lot to watch her demonstration. She’d made it herself and, I swear, the building shook when she set it off.’

‘Charlie Croker,’ Harry said, indulging his journalistic lust by opening a note-taking app on his phone. ‘Tell me more.’

‘Charlie is Fawn’s kid sister,’ Matt explained. ‘Low-rent trailer trash.’

‘I heard JJ and Fawn got engaged,’ Sofia added.

‘For real?’ Matt blurted. ‘JJ’s seventeen.’

‘It’s a redneck freak show,’ Rie confirmed, as Harry’s phone started vibrating in his hand.

Harry didn’t recognise the number. ‘Hello?’ he said warily.

It was a guy named Ellie Gold. Ellie said he was from Vegas Local, a trashy-but-popular news and listings website. He said he’d pay $800 for the full video clip and high-resolution photos, plus half of any royalties earned if they got sold on to other news outlets.

‘Sounds good to me,’ Harry told him.

5 DEL TACO

Harry spread some of his newfound wealth, tapping his phone at the Del Taco drive-by window to pay for Sofia, Rie and Matt’s lunch.

‘Nobody drops food in my new car,’ Sofia ordered as she rolled into an empty parking bay.

Matt passed back Harry’s Sprite and street tacos, plus a cream-topped strawberry shake for Rie. Then he baited his sister by daubing sour cream over an air vent.

‘Wipe or walk home,’ Sofia ordered, then turned back to look at Harry, who noticed shredded lettuce stuck in her front teeth. ‘Thanks for the tacos, Harry. It’s so cool what you did. Sneaking around cops and stuff.’

Rie lowered her milkshake before nodding in agreement. ‘I admire that you want to be a photographer and you’re going for it. I have literally no clue what I want to do with my life.’

Their praise sent Harry’s ego through the panoramic glass roof. Matt saw Harry’s involuntary grin and felt a duty not to let his friend’s head get too big.

‘You sent Vegas Local the files already,’ Matt noted. ‘How do you know this Ellie guy is gonna pay you?’

‘I don’t,’ Harry said. ‘But it’s breaking news. Am I supposed to ask for a contract? Wait for my aunt to get home and read it? This time tomorrow, nobody will give a damn.’