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  1. Cover
  2. Title Page
  3. ALSO BY ROBERT MUCHAMORE
  4. PART ONE
  5. 1 SLASHED RUBBER
  6. 2 NOT HARRY POTTER
  7. 3 A THOUSAND BUCKS
  8. 4 SOFIA SILVER
  9. 5 DEL TACO
  10. 6 RAINBOW ROAD
  11. 7 BEAUTIFUL FREAK
  12. 8 CHEESY BALLS
  13. 9 DAZED AND CONFUSED
  14. 10 NEW-BABY SMELL
  15. 11 GOON SQUAD
  16. 12 ONE-LEGGED GRANNIES
  17. PART TWO
  18. 13 SNor
  19. 14 GOOD LUCK, CHARLIE
  20. 15 BEEF AND COKE
  21. 16 CHEF CHANNING
  22. 17 MAD BOMBER
  23. 18 BLOODSHOT
  24. 19 MANSPLAINING
  25. 20 NAPALM DROPS
  26. 21 BETSY & MEL
  27. 22 TERRIBLE TRIO
  28. 23 VICE PRINCIPAL
  29. 24 HOT OR NOT
  30. 25 JUICE JET
  31. 26 LANA’S TINY FEET
  32. 27 SEXY TOAST
  33. 28 COLGATE CHEST
  34. 29 TEACHERS ARE DICKS
  35. 30 DEVELOPMENT KITCHEN B
  36. 31 D IN MATH
  37. 32 BLOODY LOVE SCIENCE
  38. 33 EARLY BIRD
  39. 34 PATIENT Q
  40. 35 ALL A BIT CRUMMY
  41. 36 SAMURAI COP II
  42. 37 DIRTY SHAKE
  43. PART THREE
  44. 38 FREE FLOOR MATS
  45. 39 BREAKING BAD
  46. 40 LOVE SHACK
  47. 41 INDUSTRIAL RELATIONS
  48. 42 ONE-ONE-SEVEN
  49. 43 KILLER-T
  50. 44 SPOILED BRATS
  51. 45 BACK TAXIS
  52. 46 DEAD BIRTHDAY
  53. 47 TEAM MANGO
  54. 48 TWELVE-PIECE BUCKET
  55. 49 CLYDE’S DONGFENG
  56. 50 HAVING WORDS
  57. 51 BOUNCING BOYS
  58. 52 ZOMBIE SMASH
  59. 53 OLIVE PALM DRIVE
  60. 54 IGNITION
  61. 55 BUST
  62. PART FOUR
  63. 56 DEAD BUGS
  64. 57 ONE-POINT-SIX BILLION
  65. 58 PEER PRESSURE
  66. 59 GREEN FINGERS
  67. 60 TERATOMA TUMORS
  68. 61 WHIPPED CREAM
  69. 62 LIVING HIGH
  70. 63 MONEY, MONEY, MONEY
  71. 64 CARDBOARD THE PIG
  72. 65 BUBBLEGUM
  73. 66 BIG ONION
  74. 67 FAMILY REUNION
  75. 68 UNSEEN POTENTIAL
  76. PART FIVE
  77. 69 STONE DEAD
  78. 70 NO MODS ALLOWED
  79. 71 THE ACCOUNTS
  80. 72 SISTER MIRACULOUS
  81. 73 SLEIGHT OF HAND
  82. PART SIX
  83. 74 HARRY II

‘Rosenwein was in London for a veteran’s tennis tournament. His private jet pilots were the first to come down with Killer-T in San Fran. Turns out his seventeen-year-old son, Greg, was at military school in Pasadena, back when Axl got his ass busted for meth and his ma sent him there to straighten out. So Greg Rosenwein was partying with us on Friday night.’

Harry felt like he’d been smacked. ‘Well, that’s put me off my fried chicken.’

‘Greg’s dead,’ Matt said dramatically.

‘No way!’ Harry gawped.

‘Same as in London,’ Matt said. ‘Killer-T’s more potent in kids and younger adults. There’s hardly any cases in people over seventy.’

‘Was Greg near us?’ Harry asked. ‘Did you see him?’

‘No idea what he looks like,’ Matt said, greasy fingers and cheeks crammed with poultry. ‘But everyone was around that pool, and given how infectious this is supposed to be …’

‘How can you sit there eating?’ Harry said as he walked to the fridge. ‘This sucks.’

‘Schools are closed until further notice,’ Matt said. ‘The governor’s making a statement to the media at nine, which must be the full curfew announcement. And President West’s supposedly gonna announce that no domestic flights can take off after midnight.’

‘Look on the bright side,’ Harry said, as he stuffed his face with fries. ‘Neither of us is gonna live long enough for this junk food to make us fat.’

49 CLYDE’S DONGFENG

It was 6 a.m. when the lab rats finished work. Four Radical Cake muffin boxes stood on the RV’s fold-out dining table, each containing thirty sterile syringe packs and thirty glass vials of Killer-T vaccine.

‘Here’s to a good night’s work,’ Mango said as she wheeled an office chair up to the table, ripped open a syringe pack and pricked the needle through the thin metal lid of a glass vial. ‘I guess I’ll go first.’

Before Mango could stab herself, Juno, Charlie and Veryan rushed up to the table, rolling sleeves and filling syringes. After a count of three, the four sweaty and exhausted women jabbed their arms with the fine needles.

The sun was creeping up as Charlie walked back to her VW, the little glass bottles chinking with every step. Charlie dry-heaved as she caught the smell of two zombies sleeping on the sidewalk. She upped her pace in case there were more in the deserted street and only felt safe when she’d shut her car door and pressed the lock button.

She switched on her phone. Her arm itched as she placed the vaccine in the passenger-side footwell, then grabbed a hoodie from the back seat and used it to cover the box.

‘You have two new messages from Harry Smirnov,’ the speaker in the centre console announced.