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Chapters (83)
  1. Cover
  2. Title Page
  3. ALSO BY ROBERT MUCHAMORE
  4. PART ONE
  5. 1 SLASHED RUBBER
  6. 2 NOT HARRY POTTER
  7. 3 A THOUSAND BUCKS
  8. 4 SOFIA SILVER
  9. 5 DEL TACO
  10. 6 RAINBOW ROAD
  11. 7 BEAUTIFUL FREAK
  12. 8 CHEESY BALLS
  13. 9 DAZED AND CONFUSED
  14. 10 NEW-BABY SMELL
  15. 11 GOON SQUAD
  16. 12 ONE-LEGGED GRANNIES
  17. PART TWO
  18. 13 SNor
  19. 14 GOOD LUCK, CHARLIE
  20. 15 BEEF AND COKE
  21. 16 CHEF CHANNING
  22. 17 MAD BOMBER
  23. 18 BLOODSHOT
  24. 19 MANSPLAINING
  25. 20 NAPALM DROPS
  26. 21 BETSY & MEL
  27. 22 TERRIBLE TRIO
  28. 23 VICE PRINCIPAL
  29. 24 HOT OR NOT
  30. 25 JUICE JET
  31. 26 LANA’S TINY FEET
  32. 27 SEXY TOAST
  33. 28 COLGATE CHEST
  34. 29 TEACHERS ARE DICKS
  35. 30 DEVELOPMENT KITCHEN B
  36. 31 D IN MATH
  37. 32 BLOODY LOVE SCIENCE
  38. 33 EARLY BIRD
  39. 34 PATIENT Q
  40. 35 ALL A BIT CRUMMY
  41. 36 SAMURAI COP II
  42. 37 DIRTY SHAKE
  43. PART THREE
  44. 38 FREE FLOOR MATS
  45. 39 BREAKING BAD
  46. 40 LOVE SHACK
  47. 41 INDUSTRIAL RELATIONS
  48. 42 ONE-ONE-SEVEN
  49. 43 KILLER-T
  50. 44 SPOILED BRATS
  51. 45 BACK TAXIS
  52. 46 DEAD BIRTHDAY
  53. 47 TEAM MANGO
  54. 48 TWELVE-PIECE BUCKET
  55. 49 CLYDE’S DONGFENG
  56. 50 HAVING WORDS
  57. 51 BOUNCING BOYS
  58. 52 ZOMBIE SMASH
  59. 53 OLIVE PALM DRIVE
  60. 54 IGNITION
  61. 55 BUST
  62. PART FOUR
  63. 56 DEAD BUGS
  64. 57 ONE-POINT-SIX BILLION
  65. 58 PEER PRESSURE
  66. 59 GREEN FINGERS
  67. 60 TERATOMA TUMORS
  68. 61 WHIPPED CREAM
  69. 62 LIVING HIGH
  70. 63 MONEY, MONEY, MONEY
  71. 64 CARDBOARD THE PIG
  72. 65 BUBBLEGUM
  73. 66 BIG ONION
  74. 67 FAMILY REUNION
  75. 68 UNSEEN POTENTIAL
  76. PART FIVE
  77. 69 STONE DEAD
  78. 70 NO MODS ALLOWED
  79. 71 THE ACCOUNTS
  80. 72 SISTER MIRACULOUS
  81. 73 SLEIGHT OF HAND
  82. PART SIX
  83. 74 HARRY II

‘They didn’t used to mind getting arrested,’ Charlie said. ‘But they know they’ll get shipped to a reversal centre now.’

‘Three times my neighbour’s boy has been reversed,’ Gwen said, tutting. ‘Every time they reverse his z-mods, he cries and says he wants to kill himself. His poor ma is at her wits end.’

‘Awful seeing kids like that,’ Charlie agreed. She glanced at her watch. ‘Can I grab a flat white, and a couple of the cinnamon chocolate sticks to take up to the office while I do the accounts?’

‘Synthetic coffee?’ Gwen asked.

‘I’ll go mad,’ Charlie laughed. ‘What’s the point owning a coffee shop if you can’t have a real one every now and then?’

58 PEER PRESSURE

Charlie had copied Mango’s business model, doing genetic editing on clients who came by word-of-mouth recommendation and were happy to pay for quality work. While Mango had used Radical Cakes to launder the profits from her lab, Charlie used her income to buy up cheap leases and reopen bankrupt coffee shops.

After taking her real coffee upstairs to an office, and spending two hours doing bookkeeping and payroll for her employees, Charlie took a taxi to The Strip and used cash to rent one of the Algarve Casino’s meeting rooms.

Her clients were fifteen minutes late. An apologetic woman, with greying hair and a formidable bust, accompanied by her thirteen-year-old grandson, Judah. He was a serious boy with a slender build and the type of curled black hair that always looks a mess.

Charlie tried to seem older than her twenty years when she met patients. Besides her sober outfit, she adopted a deeper voice as she went through the ritual of hellos, seat taking and offers of bottled water from the little bar at the back of the room.

‘So, Judah, how’s life?’ Charlie said, reading anxiety in the boy’s face and remembering how awkward being thirteen felt.

‘Good,’ he spat.

‘Your general health?’

‘Fine.’

The grandmother spoke. ‘He had a temperature a couple of weeks back, after our first meeting. There were some weird modified ants around in the lockers at his school. Nobody quite knows what they were, but a few kids got sick.’

‘Oh dear,’ Charlie said. ‘When did you last record an elevated temperature?’

‘Seven days ago,’ Judah said. ‘The quarantine box at school rejected me and I had to go home.’

‘I wouldn’t start treatment if you’re under the weather, but seven days is fine,’ Charlie said as she pulled the cooler bag out and placed it on the oval meeting table. ‘So I’ve done all your lab work. The bad news is we discussed thirteen modifications, but I could only do twelve.

‘When I checked your DNA, I found that you have a fairly common genetic mutation that can cause complications with the memory enhancement you requested. The side effect is uncommon, but I always urge a conservative approach.’