Back Killer T
Chapters (83)
  1. Cover
  2. Title Page
  3. ALSO BY ROBERT MUCHAMORE
  4. PART ONE
  5. 1 SLASHED RUBBER
  6. 2 NOT HARRY POTTER
  7. 3 A THOUSAND BUCKS
  8. 4 SOFIA SILVER
  9. 5 DEL TACO
  10. 6 RAINBOW ROAD
  11. 7 BEAUTIFUL FREAK
  12. 8 CHEESY BALLS
  13. 9 DAZED AND CONFUSED
  14. 10 NEW-BABY SMELL
  15. 11 GOON SQUAD
  16. 12 ONE-LEGGED GRANNIES
  17. PART TWO
  18. 13 SNor
  19. 14 GOOD LUCK, CHARLIE
  20. 15 BEEF AND COKE
  21. 16 CHEF CHANNING
  22. 17 MAD BOMBER
  23. 18 BLOODSHOT
  24. 19 MANSPLAINING
  25. 20 NAPALM DROPS
  26. 21 BETSY & MEL
  27. 22 TERRIBLE TRIO
  28. 23 VICE PRINCIPAL
  29. 24 HOT OR NOT
  30. 25 JUICE JET
  31. 26 LANA’S TINY FEET
  32. 27 SEXY TOAST
  33. 28 COLGATE CHEST
  34. 29 TEACHERS ARE DICKS
  35. 30 DEVELOPMENT KITCHEN B
  36. 31 D IN MATH
  37. 32 BLOODY LOVE SCIENCE
  38. 33 EARLY BIRD
  39. 34 PATIENT Q
  40. 35 ALL A BIT CRUMMY
  41. 36 SAMURAI COP II
  42. 37 DIRTY SHAKE
  43. PART THREE
  44. 38 FREE FLOOR MATS
  45. 39 BREAKING BAD
  46. 40 LOVE SHACK
  47. 41 INDUSTRIAL RELATIONS
  48. 42 ONE-ONE-SEVEN
  49. 43 KILLER-T
  50. 44 SPOILED BRATS
  51. 45 BACK TAXIS
  52. 46 DEAD BIRTHDAY
  53. 47 TEAM MANGO
  54. 48 TWELVE-PIECE BUCKET
  55. 49 CLYDE’S DONGFENG
  56. 50 HAVING WORDS
  57. 51 BOUNCING BOYS
  58. 52 ZOMBIE SMASH
  59. 53 OLIVE PALM DRIVE
  60. 54 IGNITION
  61. 55 BUST
  62. PART FOUR
  63. 56 DEAD BUGS
  64. 57 ONE-POINT-SIX BILLION
  65. 58 PEER PRESSURE
  66. 59 GREEN FINGERS
  67. 60 TERATOMA TUMORS
  68. 61 WHIPPED CREAM
  69. 62 LIVING HIGH
  70. 63 MONEY, MONEY, MONEY
  71. 64 CARDBOARD THE PIG
  72. 65 BUBBLEGUM
  73. 66 BIG ONION
  74. 67 FAMILY REUNION
  75. 68 UNSEEN POTENTIAL
  76. PART FIVE
  77. 69 STONE DEAD
  78. 70 NO MODS ALLOWED
  79. 71 THE ACCOUNTS
  80. 72 SISTER MIRACULOUS
  81. 73 SLEIGHT OF HAND
  82. PART SIX
  83. 74 HARRY II

‘Here’s the only deal on the table,’ Charlie said quietly. ‘I’m not getting involved with fighting dog breeders, or your debt with the Janssens. I’ll give you a million dollars. It’s no fortune these days, but it’s enough to get you out of Nevada and cover rent and bills till you’re back on your feet.’

Juno and Mikey looked at one another.

‘I’ll do all the work myself,’ Juno begged. ‘Just one night in your lab.’

‘This isn’t a negotiation,’ Charlie said. ‘Take it or leave it.’

‘Do you have the money on you?’ Mikey asked.

Charlie laughed. ‘Sure, Mikey. I always keep a million in my purse … It’ll take a day to get cash together, maybe two. Where are you staying?’

‘We’re flat broke,’ Juno admitted. ‘We slept in the car last night.’

‘Has he eaten?’ Charlie said, looking towards Patrick.

‘There’s space food, but the little prick’s fussy,’ Mikey said.

Charlie reached into her bag and peeled eighty thousand out of the hundred she’d taken at the coffee shop.

‘There’s a motel called The Paddler on East Harmon, by the Old Rock Casino,’ Charlie said. ‘I’ve used it for meetings. It looks dingy from outside, but the rooms are clean. They take cash up front, no ID, no questions asked, and there’s a laundromat and a diner on the same block.’

‘We can’t be seen,’ Juno said. ‘Fawn’s got people looking for us.’

‘If you can follow me around town all day, you can wash your kid’s clothes and buy him a decent meal,’ Charlie snarled, and she pushed the bundle of five- and ten-thousand-dollar bills into Juno’s palm.

Juno had always fussed over her nails, and it saddened Charlie to see them all chewed and broken. It was like her old friend’s brain was running different software.

‘You’re a good girl, Charlie,’ Mikey said.

‘Someone will bring the money to you at The Paddler as soon as I can get it,’ Charlie said as she opened the car door. ‘If I catch you tailing me, or I get one sniff of anything else I don’t like, the money is cancelled. Godson or no godson.’

Charlie felt awful about little Patrick as she gently kissed his food-crusted cheek. Then she jumped out of the car, keeping one hand on the pistol as she jogged towards the Porsche.

63 MONEY, MONEY, MONEY

Charlie didn’t trust Juno and Mikey, but felt more disappointed in herself. If those two half-off-their-head losers can track me down and figure out I’m running a lab, then anyone can.

Don’t I take every reasonable precaution?