Back Killer T Save as PDF
Chapters (83)
  1. Cover
  2. Title Page
  3. ALSO BY ROBERT MUCHAMORE
  4. PART ONE
  5. 1 SLASHED RUBBER
  6. 2 NOT HARRY POTTER
  7. 3 A THOUSAND BUCKS
  8. 4 SOFIA SILVER
  9. 5 DEL TACO
  10. 6 RAINBOW ROAD
  11. 7 BEAUTIFUL FREAK
  12. 8 CHEESY BALLS
  13. 9 DAZED AND CONFUSED
  14. 10 NEW-BABY SMELL
  15. 11 GOON SQUAD
  16. 12 ONE-LEGGED GRANNIES
  17. PART TWO
  18. 13 SNor
  19. 14 GOOD LUCK, CHARLIE
  20. 15 BEEF AND COKE
  21. 16 CHEF CHANNING
  22. 17 MAD BOMBER
  23. 18 BLOODSHOT
  24. 19 MANSPLAINING
  25. 20 NAPALM DROPS
  26. 21 BETSY & MEL
  27. 22 TERRIBLE TRIO
  28. 23 VICE PRINCIPAL
  29. 24 HOT OR NOT
  30. 25 JUICE JET
  31. 26 LANA’S TINY FEET
  32. 27 SEXY TOAST
  33. 28 COLGATE CHEST
  34. 29 TEACHERS ARE DICKS
  35. 30 DEVELOPMENT KITCHEN B
  36. 31 D IN MATH
  37. 32 BLOODY LOVE SCIENCE
  38. 33 EARLY BIRD
  39. 34 PATIENT Q
  40. 35 ALL A BIT CRUMMY
  41. 36 SAMURAI COP II
  42. 37 DIRTY SHAKE
  43. PART THREE
  44. 38 FREE FLOOR MATS
  45. 39 BREAKING BAD
  46. 40 LOVE SHACK
  47. 41 INDUSTRIAL RELATIONS
  48. 42 ONE-ONE-SEVEN
  49. 43 KILLER-T
  50. 44 SPOILED BRATS
  51. 45 BACK TAXIS
  52. 46 DEAD BIRTHDAY
  53. 47 TEAM MANGO
  54. 48 TWELVE-PIECE BUCKET
  55. 49 CLYDE’S DONGFENG
  56. 50 HAVING WORDS
  57. 51 BOUNCING BOYS
  58. 52 ZOMBIE SMASH
  59. 53 OLIVE PALM DRIVE
  60. 54 IGNITION
  61. 55 BUST
  62. PART FOUR
  63. 56 DEAD BUGS
  64. 57 ONE-POINT-SIX BILLION
  65. 58 PEER PRESSURE
  66. 59 GREEN FINGERS
  67. 60 TERATOMA TUMORS
  68. 61 WHIPPED CREAM
  69. 62 LIVING HIGH
  70. 63 MONEY, MONEY, MONEY
  71. 64 CARDBOARD THE PIG
  72. 65 BUBBLEGUM
  73. 66 BIG ONION
  74. 67 FAMILY REUNION
  75. 68 UNSEEN POTENTIAL
  76. PART FIVE
  77. 69 STONE DEAD
  78. 70 NO MODS ALLOWED
  79. 71 THE ACCOUNTS
  80. 72 SISTER MIRACULOUS
  81. 73 SLEIGHT OF HAND
  82. PART SIX
  83. 74 HARRY II

‘It’s covered in my fingerprints,’ Charlie said as she reached under the locker units and pulled out a double-length thirty-two-round clip, filled with tarnished bullets. ‘I can do without extra hassle over an unlicensed firearm.’

Harry was startled as the clip landed heavy next to the gun. But Charlie wasn’t done, reaching deeper under the lockers and coming out with a black, plastic-wrapped package about the size of a house brick.

‘Is that what I think it is?’ Harry asked.

‘If you’re thinking five pounds of homebrew C4 explosive,’ Charlie said, enjoying Harry’s shock. ‘It’s stable,’ she added. ‘Drop it off a rooftop or throw it in an incinerator. Nothing will go bang without a blasting cap. If someone sees it sliced up in the garbage, they’ll assume it’s dried out plasticine. Or break it up and flush it.’

Harry gawped. Before today, the worst trouble he’d ever faced was one-day suspension from his London school for calling a teacher a petty-minded cow when he got told it was against the rules to tie his sweater round his waist.

‘This stuff will get me in more trouble,’ Charlie pleaded, her eyes more desperate than ever. ‘Do you want to help or not?’

‘I guess,’ Harry sighed, knowing he was crossing a line from wannabe journalist to an accessory to a serious crime.

He was already half in love with this messed-up girl and her giant blue eyes, but simultaneously imagined a scene where he got busted carrying explosives and a gun.

‘Use this,’ Charlie said, grabbing a Rock Spring Middle School tracksuit top off the back of a chair. ‘Wrap the stuff in that to keep your DNA off. Cut the explosive in small bits and put it in the trash, then wear plastic gloves and wipe the gun before you dump it.’

‘I’ll google the best way to clean it,’ Harry said.

Charlie nodded as she hunted around the gloomy floor, pushing her feet into trashed sneakers. ‘Now get your fancy-pants camera out. You can film me surrendering to the cops.’

8 CHEESY BALLS

Charlie claimed her explosive was stable, but Harry had seen the bloody mess made of Deion, and didn’t like having five pounds of the stuff strapped on his back. Nor did he like the massive risk he’d taken to help Charlie out. But those blue eyes, and the smell of her when they’d hugged …

Stupid idiot. This situation is a million kinds of crazy. You could get locked up for this and you’ll probably never see Charlie again.

Harry walked fast, getting honked at by an old bird driving an RV as he stepped off a kerb without looking. His brain was scrambled egg. The sun was impossibly hot and the pack crammed full, with the gun digging his back.