Chapters (83)
- Cover
- Title Page
- ALSO BY ROBERT MUCHAMORE
- PART ONE
- 1 SLASHED RUBBER
- 2 NOT HARRY POTTER
- 3 A THOUSAND BUCKS
- 4 SOFIA SILVER
- 5 DEL TACO
- 6 RAINBOW ROAD
- 7 BEAUTIFUL FREAK
- 8 CHEESY BALLS
- 9 DAZED AND CONFUSED
- 10 NEW-BABY SMELL
- 11 GOON SQUAD
- 12 ONE-LEGGED GRANNIES
- PART TWO
- 13 SNor
- 14 GOOD LUCK, CHARLIE
- 15 BEEF AND COKE
- 16 CHEF CHANNING
- 17 MAD BOMBER
- 18 BLOODSHOT
- 19 MANSPLAINING
- 20 NAPALM DROPS
- 21 BETSY & MEL
- 22 TERRIBLE TRIO
- 23 VICE PRINCIPAL
- 24 HOT OR NOT
- 25 JUICE JET
- 26 LANA’S TINY FEET
- 27 SEXY TOAST
- 28 COLGATE CHEST
- 29 TEACHERS ARE DICKS
- 30 DEVELOPMENT KITCHEN B
- 31 D IN MATH
- 32 BLOODY LOVE SCIENCE
- 33 EARLY BIRD
- 34 PATIENT Q
- 35 ALL A BIT CRUMMY
- 36 SAMURAI COP II
- 37 DIRTY SHAKE
- PART THREE
- 38 FREE FLOOR MATS
- 39 BREAKING BAD
- 40 LOVE SHACK
- 41 INDUSTRIAL RELATIONS
- 42 ONE-ONE-SEVEN
- 43 KILLER-T
- 44 SPOILED BRATS
- 45 BACK TAXIS
- 46 DEAD BIRTHDAY
- 47 TEAM MANGO
- 48 TWELVE-PIECE BUCKET
- 49 CLYDE’S DONGFENG
- 50 HAVING WORDS
- 51 BOUNCING BOYS
- 52 ZOMBIE SMASH
- 53 OLIVE PALM DRIVE
- 54 IGNITION
- 55 BUST
- PART FOUR
- 56 DEAD BUGS
- 57 ONE-POINT-SIX BILLION
- 58 PEER PRESSURE
- 59 GREEN FINGERS
- 60 TERATOMA TUMORS
- 61 WHIPPED CREAM
- 62 LIVING HIGH
- 63 MONEY, MONEY, MONEY
- 64 CARDBOARD THE PIG
- 65 BUBBLEGUM
- 66 BIG ONION
- 67 FAMILY REUNION
- 68 UNSEEN POTENTIAL
- PART FIVE
- 69 STONE DEAD
- 70 NO MODS ALLOWED
- 71 THE ACCOUNTS
- 72 SISTER MIRACULOUS
- 73 SLEIGHT OF HAND
- PART SIX
- 74 HARRY II
‘Fawn’s dead now,’ Ed pointed out as Patrick switched from wailing to sniffling.
‘But Janssen people might not like that we killed their boss,’ Charlie said, restarting the motor. ‘So we need to get out of here fast.’
PART FIVE
FOUR MONTHS LATER
69 STONE DEAD
Vegas Local
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VEGAS NEWS – Fawn Janssen confirmed dead as turf war leads to tragedy.
Las Vegas Metro Police report that three California men gunned down while leaving a downtown bar late Saturday were likely victims of mistaken identity.
The shooting is the latest violent outbreak in a four-month turf war that has seen various factions seek control over illegal modding and other criminal activities.
The turf war was triggered by a power vacuum following the disappearance of Fawn Janssen, who took control of the Janssen family’s alleged criminal interests, following the death of her father-in-law.
Fawn hadn’t been seen alive since August. Yesterday, a forensics team confirmed that Janssen’s DNA and that of three known associates was identified among human remains found in a garbage incinerator at the shuttered UrbanScape casino complex.
The search followed a successful operation that unearthed several modding labs operating in the resort’s disused hotel towers.
FULL STORY AND PHOTOS (WARNING: GRAPHIC IMAGES)
WEATHER – WHITE CHRISTMAS ON THE CARDS FOR VEGAS?
A cold front that has brought unusually low temperatures to Texas and Arizona is set to reach Nevada this weekend. Clark County Transit has warned drivers to be prepared for icy conditions.
Snowfall at higher elevations may spread to the city over the coming days.
WEATHER LATEST
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DISEASE UPDATE – Alert Status Amber
ASMB – No signs of recent mutation, but ensure all sexual partners have been vaccinated within last 30 days.
Killer-T – Strains 3B and 5A are active in south-west United States. Update vaccine weekly.
Melbourne Virus – Current vaccine NOT effective against strain 4C-2. Follow 8min sterilisation procedure before eating raw produce.
SNor – No current threat, but exercise cold-weather precautions in kitchens and communal environments.
Superflu – No current outbreak.
Other threats – Stone Dead jumping spider outbreak continues in the Henderson area. Keep insecticide spray on hand and do not allow children under 50lb to play outside as bite may be fatal. MUST be tackled by professional exterminators.
Charlie was balled up under a mound of covers wishing she’d never existed. Patrick lay on the motel suite’s grubby carpet, watching cartoons on a tablet, while Ed had an ancient episode of Big Bang Theory going on the main TV.
‘Charlie, you’ve got a call,’ Ed said, scratching his sack as he took her vibrating phone off charge and flung it towards the bed.
Ed put his show back on and audience laughter erupted as Charlie dragged her phone under the covers, hating the light from the screen.
‘Yeah, hi.’