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Chapters (83)
  1. Cover
  2. Title Page
  3. ALSO BY ROBERT MUCHAMORE
  4. PART ONE
  5. 1 SLASHED RUBBER
  6. 2 NOT HARRY POTTER
  7. 3 A THOUSAND BUCKS
  8. 4 SOFIA SILVER
  9. 5 DEL TACO
  10. 6 RAINBOW ROAD
  11. 7 BEAUTIFUL FREAK
  12. 8 CHEESY BALLS
  13. 9 DAZED AND CONFUSED
  14. 10 NEW-BABY SMELL
  15. 11 GOON SQUAD
  16. 12 ONE-LEGGED GRANNIES
  17. PART TWO
  18. 13 SNor
  19. 14 GOOD LUCK, CHARLIE
  20. 15 BEEF AND COKE
  21. 16 CHEF CHANNING
  22. 17 MAD BOMBER
  23. 18 BLOODSHOT
  24. 19 MANSPLAINING
  25. 20 NAPALM DROPS
  26. 21 BETSY & MEL
  27. 22 TERRIBLE TRIO
  28. 23 VICE PRINCIPAL
  29. 24 HOT OR NOT
  30. 25 JUICE JET
  31. 26 LANA’S TINY FEET
  32. 27 SEXY TOAST
  33. 28 COLGATE CHEST
  34. 29 TEACHERS ARE DICKS
  35. 30 DEVELOPMENT KITCHEN B
  36. 31 D IN MATH
  37. 32 BLOODY LOVE SCIENCE
  38. 33 EARLY BIRD
  39. 34 PATIENT Q
  40. 35 ALL A BIT CRUMMY
  41. 36 SAMURAI COP II
  42. 37 DIRTY SHAKE
  43. PART THREE
  44. 38 FREE FLOOR MATS
  45. 39 BREAKING BAD
  46. 40 LOVE SHACK
  47. 41 INDUSTRIAL RELATIONS
  48. 42 ONE-ONE-SEVEN
  49. 43 KILLER-T
  50. 44 SPOILED BRATS
  51. 45 BACK TAXIS
  52. 46 DEAD BIRTHDAY
  53. 47 TEAM MANGO
  54. 48 TWELVE-PIECE BUCKET
  55. 49 CLYDE’S DONGFENG
  56. 50 HAVING WORDS
  57. 51 BOUNCING BOYS
  58. 52 ZOMBIE SMASH
  59. 53 OLIVE PALM DRIVE
  60. 54 IGNITION
  61. 55 BUST
  62. PART FOUR
  63. 56 DEAD BUGS
  64. 57 ONE-POINT-SIX BILLION
  65. 58 PEER PRESSURE
  66. 59 GREEN FINGERS
  67. 60 TERATOMA TUMORS
  68. 61 WHIPPED CREAM
  69. 62 LIVING HIGH
  70. 63 MONEY, MONEY, MONEY
  71. 64 CARDBOARD THE PIG
  72. 65 BUBBLEGUM
  73. 66 BIG ONION
  74. 67 FAMILY REUNION
  75. 68 UNSEEN POTENTIAL
  76. PART FIVE
  77. 69 STONE DEAD
  78. 70 NO MODS ALLOWED
  79. 71 THE ACCOUNTS
  80. 72 SISTER MIRACULOUS
  81. 73 SLEIGHT OF HAND
  82. PART SIX
  83. 74 HARRY II

‘I guess I’d think twice if some random girl came to my door with a hypodermic needle,’ Harry said.

‘Exactly,’ Charlie said. ‘It’s been awesome talking to you again, but I need to let Mango know.’

‘Keep my name out of it,’ Harry said. ‘Especially if you talk to a lawyer. I’m not sure what the laws are on distributing a confidential FBI witness statement, but it ain’t gonna be legal.’

‘No worries,’ Charlie said.

‘You keep safe,’ Harry said soothingly. ‘And try not to worry too much till you’ve had words with a decent lawyer.’

51 BOUNCING BOYS

The quarantine was barely twelve hours old, but Charlie’s foster brothers were already bouncing off the walls and fighting downstairs. Foster mom, Jan, was a sweetie and she bought Charlie mint tea and cookies, gave her a hug and told her that everyone in the house loved her.

Charlie felt bad shooing her stepmom out, but she’d sent Mango a message straight after calling Harry, and Mango replied saying she was busy with the twins and would contact her on the encrypted tablet.

‘Thought you’d be catching zeds after the all-nighter,’ Mango said cheerfully as Charlie settled in a chair at her desk and angled the tablet so that Mango got to see her.

‘Running on adrenalin, I guess,’ Charlie said.

‘Did you make it to Ed?’ Mango asked.

‘I did.’

‘That’s so great,’ Mango said. ‘My four all had a scream up about the injection, but kids’ immune systems work fast. If it’s like most vaccines, they’ll have good protection in eight to twelve hours.’

‘I called because I have bad news,’ Charlie said. ‘I can’t tell you my source, but your friend Helen Back has given the FBI a statement …’

‘Ahh, that,’ Mango said weakly.

Charlie gasped. ‘You knew already?’

Mango made a big sigh, followed by a yawn. ‘Two Feds came into Radical Cakes, Thursday the week before last. They’d filmed me when I went to restock the RV. They knew about you, Juno and my contacts in LA. They had everything they needed to bust me on the spot.’

‘So why didn’t they?’ Charlie asked anxiously. ‘And why didn’t you tell us?’

‘I apologise,’ Mango said. ‘I’ve known Helen for a long time. I was pissed when I saw her statement describing me as star struck, and blabbing. But if I’m honest that’s exactly what I did.’

‘If they had so much evidence, why didn’t they move on us?’

‘I have desirable skills,’ Mango explained. ‘The FBI and CDC budgets have increased massively over the past few years. But people with medical degrees and experience with synthetic biology are in desperately short supply.’

‘So you have to go to work for the Feds?’