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Chapters (83)
  1. Cover
  2. Title Page
  3. ALSO BY ROBERT MUCHAMORE
  4. PART ONE
  5. 1 SLASHED RUBBER
  6. 2 NOT HARRY POTTER
  7. 3 A THOUSAND BUCKS
  8. 4 SOFIA SILVER
  9. 5 DEL TACO
  10. 6 RAINBOW ROAD
  11. 7 BEAUTIFUL FREAK
  12. 8 CHEESY BALLS
  13. 9 DAZED AND CONFUSED
  14. 10 NEW-BABY SMELL
  15. 11 GOON SQUAD
  16. 12 ONE-LEGGED GRANNIES
  17. PART TWO
  18. 13 SNor
  19. 14 GOOD LUCK, CHARLIE
  20. 15 BEEF AND COKE
  21. 16 CHEF CHANNING
  22. 17 MAD BOMBER
  23. 18 BLOODSHOT
  24. 19 MANSPLAINING
  25. 20 NAPALM DROPS
  26. 21 BETSY & MEL
  27. 22 TERRIBLE TRIO
  28. 23 VICE PRINCIPAL
  29. 24 HOT OR NOT
  30. 25 JUICE JET
  31. 26 LANA’S TINY FEET
  32. 27 SEXY TOAST
  33. 28 COLGATE CHEST
  34. 29 TEACHERS ARE DICKS
  35. 30 DEVELOPMENT KITCHEN B
  36. 31 D IN MATH
  37. 32 BLOODY LOVE SCIENCE
  38. 33 EARLY BIRD
  39. 34 PATIENT Q
  40. 35 ALL A BIT CRUMMY
  41. 36 SAMURAI COP II
  42. 37 DIRTY SHAKE
  43. PART THREE
  44. 38 FREE FLOOR MATS
  45. 39 BREAKING BAD
  46. 40 LOVE SHACK
  47. 41 INDUSTRIAL RELATIONS
  48. 42 ONE-ONE-SEVEN
  49. 43 KILLER-T
  50. 44 SPOILED BRATS
  51. 45 BACK TAXIS
  52. 46 DEAD BIRTHDAY
  53. 47 TEAM MANGO
  54. 48 TWELVE-PIECE BUCKET
  55. 49 CLYDE’S DONGFENG
  56. 50 HAVING WORDS
  57. 51 BOUNCING BOYS
  58. 52 ZOMBIE SMASH
  59. 53 OLIVE PALM DRIVE
  60. 54 IGNITION
  61. 55 BUST
  62. PART FOUR
  63. 56 DEAD BUGS
  64. 57 ONE-POINT-SIX BILLION
  65. 58 PEER PRESSURE
  66. 59 GREEN FINGERS
  67. 60 TERATOMA TUMORS
  68. 61 WHIPPED CREAM
  69. 62 LIVING HIGH
  70. 63 MONEY, MONEY, MONEY
  71. 64 CARDBOARD THE PIG
  72. 65 BUBBLEGUM
  73. 66 BIG ONION
  74. 67 FAMILY REUNION
  75. 68 UNSEEN POTENTIAL
  76. PART FIVE
  77. 69 STONE DEAD
  78. 70 NO MODS ALLOWED
  79. 71 THE ACCOUNTS
  80. 72 SISTER MIRACULOUS
  81. 73 SLEIGHT OF HAND
  82. PART SIX
  83. 74 HARRY II

‘You reach a certain age and you realise life doesn’t amount to much,’ the electrician said. ‘I’m no philosopher. I don’t know if being like this makes my life less meaningful. But I wake in the morning and don’t dread the day in front of me.’

‘So you’d recommend it?’ Harry asked. ‘Because I don’t have much to complain about, but most of the time I feel empty.’

The electrician stepped out of JJ’s cabana. Harry watched as he twisted a key in an access panel at the base of a metal post with a circle of Bose speakers at the top.

‘Well,’ the electrician said as he flipped a fuse switch, making the cabana lights and water mist come back on. ‘Maybe you should live a little longer before you start messing with your brain. What are you, a college freshman?’

‘High school senior.’

‘Just a kid,’ the electrician said, grabbing the remote for the TV he’d installed and flipping channels to make sure they were all tuned. ‘You have a good night. Go easy on the free liquor. That’s one thing I know won’t solve your problems.’

‘I’ll drink to that advice,’ Harry joked.

‘Enjoy your night, son,’ the electrician said. His permanent smile niggled Harry as he strode peacefully away.

43 KILLER-T

Charlie had moved out of Obama Independent Living when her supervised release period ended. She now lived with Iranian-American foster parents Navid and Jan Rahimi and their two tween sons.

Charlie’s room was an extension built over the garage, with its own shower room and kitchenette. Since she’d never given her foster parents cause to think she was anything other than a model student, Charlie came and went as she pleased.

It was the closest she’d come to normal family life. She ate with the family most evenings, helped with grocery shopping, drove the boys to Ju Jitsu and occasionally got drafted as the ten- and twelve-year-olds’ tutor.

When Ken Kleinberg retired with health problems, Charlie got assigned to an energetic young welfare officer, who bugged Fawn until she agreed to let Charlie visit her younger brother. It was officially restricted to once a week, but Charlie made friends with the nurses and they let her visit Ed on Tuesdays, Thursdays before school and first thing on Saturday. Fawn didn’t visit, so was none the wiser.

The fifteen-mile ride from the Rahimis’ modest home to the irritatingly named Care4Kids was mostly freeway, taking twenty minutes in light traffic. Charlie usually let the car drive and tried to kick-start her day with perky tunes and a travel mug of black coffee.

She’d lain awake most of the night, worrying about Juno, Mango and the LHV situation, and the 7 a.m. radio headlines didn’t help her mood.