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Chapters (83)
  1. Cover
  2. Title Page
  3. ALSO BY ROBERT MUCHAMORE
  4. PART ONE
  5. 1 SLASHED RUBBER
  6. 2 NOT HARRY POTTER
  7. 3 A THOUSAND BUCKS
  8. 4 SOFIA SILVER
  9. 5 DEL TACO
  10. 6 RAINBOW ROAD
  11. 7 BEAUTIFUL FREAK
  12. 8 CHEESY BALLS
  13. 9 DAZED AND CONFUSED
  14. 10 NEW-BABY SMELL
  15. 11 GOON SQUAD
  16. 12 ONE-LEGGED GRANNIES
  17. PART TWO
  18. 13 SNor
  19. 14 GOOD LUCK, CHARLIE
  20. 15 BEEF AND COKE
  21. 16 CHEF CHANNING
  22. 17 MAD BOMBER
  23. 18 BLOODSHOT
  24. 19 MANSPLAINING
  25. 20 NAPALM DROPS
  26. 21 BETSY & MEL
  27. 22 TERRIBLE TRIO
  28. 23 VICE PRINCIPAL
  29. 24 HOT OR NOT
  30. 25 JUICE JET
  31. 26 LANA’S TINY FEET
  32. 27 SEXY TOAST
  33. 28 COLGATE CHEST
  34. 29 TEACHERS ARE DICKS
  35. 30 DEVELOPMENT KITCHEN B
  36. 31 D IN MATH
  37. 32 BLOODY LOVE SCIENCE
  38. 33 EARLY BIRD
  39. 34 PATIENT Q
  40. 35 ALL A BIT CRUMMY
  41. 36 SAMURAI COP II
  42. 37 DIRTY SHAKE
  43. PART THREE
  44. 38 FREE FLOOR MATS
  45. 39 BREAKING BAD
  46. 40 LOVE SHACK
  47. 41 INDUSTRIAL RELATIONS
  48. 42 ONE-ONE-SEVEN
  49. 43 KILLER-T
  50. 44 SPOILED BRATS
  51. 45 BACK TAXIS
  52. 46 DEAD BIRTHDAY
  53. 47 TEAM MANGO
  54. 48 TWELVE-PIECE BUCKET
  55. 49 CLYDE’S DONGFENG
  56. 50 HAVING WORDS
  57. 51 BOUNCING BOYS
  58. 52 ZOMBIE SMASH
  59. 53 OLIVE PALM DRIVE
  60. 54 IGNITION
  61. 55 BUST
  62. PART FOUR
  63. 56 DEAD BUGS
  64. 57 ONE-POINT-SIX BILLION
  65. 58 PEER PRESSURE
  66. 59 GREEN FINGERS
  67. 60 TERATOMA TUMORS
  68. 61 WHIPPED CREAM
  69. 62 LIVING HIGH
  70. 63 MONEY, MONEY, MONEY
  71. 64 CARDBOARD THE PIG
  72. 65 BUBBLEGUM
  73. 66 BIG ONION
  74. 67 FAMILY REUNION
  75. 68 UNSEEN POTENTIAL
  76. PART FIVE
  77. 69 STONE DEAD
  78. 70 NO MODS ALLOWED
  79. 71 THE ACCOUNTS
  80. 72 SISTER MIRACULOUS
  81. 73 SLEIGHT OF HAND
  82. PART SIX
  83. 74 HARRY II

Bowers didn’t like being wrong, so he grunted and jangled the keys again. ‘Then you have abused the trust VP Presley put in you, which is worse. Smirnov, you need to focus less on outside interests, and engage fully with your education.’

Harry thought of a million answers he’d like to give, but rolling his eyes was the most dissent he dared show. ‘Yes, sir.’

‘Phone,’ Bowers snapped. ‘Collect it from the front office at the end of the day. And I’ll be seeing you in the hall at zero-eight-thirty Saturday for detention.’

‘Aww, come on,’ Harry begged, feeling like his head would burst from stress. ‘Besides, I’m busy Saturday.’

‘If you bring a parental note, the detention can be deferred until the following Saturday.’

Kirsten’s gonna love hearing that I got Saturday detention. And she’s no fan of Charlie, so she won’t write a note so she can visit …

‘Ugh!’ Harry groaned, convinced that school was a waste of his valuable time. To make it worse, Bowers clearly enjoyed busting a kid he didn’t like.

‘Your attitude stinks, Smirnov,’ Bowers said, then raised his voice significantly. ‘Now march to class, double quick!’

30 DEVELOPMENT KITCHEN B

Ken gave Charlie permission to go out after the meeting, and she rode a 119 bus for half an hour, then made a short walk to an aluminium-clad industrial unit with four zebra-striped trucks out front and a sign bearing the giant punkish logo of the Radical Cake Collective.

It wasn’t exactly the little bakery where everyone mucks in that Mango had described the night before. After making her don a hairnet and polythene shoe covers, an assistant led Charlie through an oppressively hot space, passing lines of giant ovens, waist-height mixers and a packaging area where brightly coloured cakes were iced by hand and slid into boxes that matched the zebra-striped vans out front.

Mango’s office was up a set of metal stairs, painted pastel pink. Awards and photos were hung along the hallway wall and while Charlie didn’t like the idea of working somewhere so hot, she felt super emotional when she stepped into Mango’s office and accepted a hug.

‘You are so awesome,’ Charlie sniffled as she stretched over Mango’s pregnant belly. ‘You barely know me, but you really put your neck out.’

Mango shrugged as if she hadn’t done much. ‘I had a battle with Ken Kleinberg,’ Mango said. ‘But his daughter’s getting married in the spring, so I offered him a six-hundred-dollar wedding cake, and here you are.’

‘Really?’ Charlie said, outraged. ‘There I was thinking Ken had done the decent thing.’

‘Have a squat,’ Mango said. ‘Would you like tea and cake?’