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Chapters (83)
  1. Cover
  2. Title Page
  3. ALSO BY ROBERT MUCHAMORE
  4. PART ONE
  5. 1 SLASHED RUBBER
  6. 2 NOT HARRY POTTER
  7. 3 A THOUSAND BUCKS
  8. 4 SOFIA SILVER
  9. 5 DEL TACO
  10. 6 RAINBOW ROAD
  11. 7 BEAUTIFUL FREAK
  12. 8 CHEESY BALLS
  13. 9 DAZED AND CONFUSED
  14. 10 NEW-BABY SMELL
  15. 11 GOON SQUAD
  16. 12 ONE-LEGGED GRANNIES
  17. PART TWO
  18. 13 SNor
  19. 14 GOOD LUCK, CHARLIE
  20. 15 BEEF AND COKE
  21. 16 CHEF CHANNING
  22. 17 MAD BOMBER
  23. 18 BLOODSHOT
  24. 19 MANSPLAINING
  25. 20 NAPALM DROPS
  26. 21 BETSY & MEL
  27. 22 TERRIBLE TRIO
  28. 23 VICE PRINCIPAL
  29. 24 HOT OR NOT
  30. 25 JUICE JET
  31. 26 LANA’S TINY FEET
  32. 27 SEXY TOAST
  33. 28 COLGATE CHEST
  34. 29 TEACHERS ARE DICKS
  35. 30 DEVELOPMENT KITCHEN B
  36. 31 D IN MATH
  37. 32 BLOODY LOVE SCIENCE
  38. 33 EARLY BIRD
  39. 34 PATIENT Q
  40. 35 ALL A BIT CRUMMY
  41. 36 SAMURAI COP II
  42. 37 DIRTY SHAKE
  43. PART THREE
  44. 38 FREE FLOOR MATS
  45. 39 BREAKING BAD
  46. 40 LOVE SHACK
  47. 41 INDUSTRIAL RELATIONS
  48. 42 ONE-ONE-SEVEN
  49. 43 KILLER-T
  50. 44 SPOILED BRATS
  51. 45 BACK TAXIS
  52. 46 DEAD BIRTHDAY
  53. 47 TEAM MANGO
  54. 48 TWELVE-PIECE BUCKET
  55. 49 CLYDE’S DONGFENG
  56. 50 HAVING WORDS
  57. 51 BOUNCING BOYS
  58. 52 ZOMBIE SMASH
  59. 53 OLIVE PALM DRIVE
  60. 54 IGNITION
  61. 55 BUST
  62. PART FOUR
  63. 56 DEAD BUGS
  64. 57 ONE-POINT-SIX BILLION
  65. 58 PEER PRESSURE
  66. 59 GREEN FINGERS
  67. 60 TERATOMA TUMORS
  68. 61 WHIPPED CREAM
  69. 62 LIVING HIGH
  70. 63 MONEY, MONEY, MONEY
  71. 64 CARDBOARD THE PIG
  72. 65 BUBBLEGUM
  73. 66 BIG ONION
  74. 67 FAMILY REUNION
  75. 68 UNSEEN POTENTIAL
  76. PART FIVE
  77. 69 STONE DEAD
  78. 70 NO MODS ALLOWED
  79. 71 THE ACCOUNTS
  80. 72 SISTER MIRACULOUS
  81. 73 SLEIGHT OF HAND
  82. PART SIX
  83. 74 HARRY II

‘How are your balls?’ Man Bun growled, dousing Harry with rancid breath. ‘What’s happened to your skin lately? I’ve seen leopards with less spots than you.’

As Harry squirmed, Man Bun located a big zit on the back of Harry’s neck and popped it.

‘You’re like human bubble wrap,’ Man Bun teased, squeezing another. ‘I could spend all day popping these.’

‘Piss off,’ Harry moaned, twisting his head and getting his forehead bounced against the door again for his trouble.

Man Bun wiped pus and blood on Harry’s school shirt, then tightened his grip until Harry’s legs buckled.

‘Sit,’ Man Bun ordered, letting Harry go. ‘Face me, legs crossed, hands on head like a good Queensbridge schoolboy.’

Harry shuddered and did as he was told.

‘Lucky for you, the boss told me to take it easy,’ Man Bun said. ‘You’re a man of influence, with your job at Vegas’s number-one locals’ website. I’ve brought you a nice juicy story as a peace offering.’

Harry peered up as Man Bun unlocked his phone. Man Bun tutted as he searched for something, finally flipping it round to show Harry a picture of an old Ford sedan with the front end obliterated.

‘Happened a couple of hours ago. Some poor old guy. Truck coming the other way swerved into his lane as he made his regular trip to the local bowling alley. Shattered pelvis, broken legs. Not sure if he’ll live. You might have spoken to him. Went by the name Earl Everard?’

Harry closed his eyes and gagged.

32 BLOODY LOVE SCIENCE

Charlie spent the afternoon on her bed with the tablet Mango had given her. The unit was a brand-new $600 Vault Tab. It looked like a regular no-brand tablet that you could pick up in Walmart for fifty bucks, but it had hardware encryption chips and ran a version of Android designed for anonymous messaging and browsing.

Mango had sent through a bunch of links, and Charlie got sucked in as she read. Science had always been her escape. When Ed was screaming and Fawn was being impossible, when the trailer stank of unwashed laundry and there was no food in the cupboard.

Charlie would spend entire school holidays hiding in dens reading books and doing crude experiments. Getting top marks in school was the one thing that made Charlie feel that she counted for something, even if the other kids called her a geek.

Her first pre-teen fascination was dinosaurs, then space travel. She experimented with rockets, but when Charlie realised she had as much chance of saving $279 plus tax for a rocket-making kit as she did of being selected as the first woman on Mars, she became captivated with the idea of blowing stuff up with items she could buy for a few dollars, or shoplift from CVS.