Back Killer T
Chapters (83)
  1. Cover
  2. Title Page
  3. ALSO BY ROBERT MUCHAMORE
  4. PART ONE
  5. 1 SLASHED RUBBER
  6. 2 NOT HARRY POTTER
  7. 3 A THOUSAND BUCKS
  8. 4 SOFIA SILVER
  9. 5 DEL TACO
  10. 6 RAINBOW ROAD
  11. 7 BEAUTIFUL FREAK
  12. 8 CHEESY BALLS
  13. 9 DAZED AND CONFUSED
  14. 10 NEW-BABY SMELL
  15. 11 GOON SQUAD
  16. 12 ONE-LEGGED GRANNIES
  17. PART TWO
  18. 13 SNor
  19. 14 GOOD LUCK, CHARLIE
  20. 15 BEEF AND COKE
  21. 16 CHEF CHANNING
  22. 17 MAD BOMBER
  23. 18 BLOODSHOT
  24. 19 MANSPLAINING
  25. 20 NAPALM DROPS
  26. 21 BETSY & MEL
  27. 22 TERRIBLE TRIO
  28. 23 VICE PRINCIPAL
  29. 24 HOT OR NOT
  30. 25 JUICE JET
  31. 26 LANA’S TINY FEET
  32. 27 SEXY TOAST
  33. 28 COLGATE CHEST
  34. 29 TEACHERS ARE DICKS
  35. 30 DEVELOPMENT KITCHEN B
  36. 31 D IN MATH
  37. 32 BLOODY LOVE SCIENCE
  38. 33 EARLY BIRD
  39. 34 PATIENT Q
  40. 35 ALL A BIT CRUMMY
  41. 36 SAMURAI COP II
  42. 37 DIRTY SHAKE
  43. PART THREE
  44. 38 FREE FLOOR MATS
  45. 39 BREAKING BAD
  46. 40 LOVE SHACK
  47. 41 INDUSTRIAL RELATIONS
  48. 42 ONE-ONE-SEVEN
  49. 43 KILLER-T
  50. 44 SPOILED BRATS
  51. 45 BACK TAXIS
  52. 46 DEAD BIRTHDAY
  53. 47 TEAM MANGO
  54. 48 TWELVE-PIECE BUCKET
  55. 49 CLYDE’S DONGFENG
  56. 50 HAVING WORDS
  57. 51 BOUNCING BOYS
  58. 52 ZOMBIE SMASH
  59. 53 OLIVE PALM DRIVE
  60. 54 IGNITION
  61. 55 BUST
  62. PART FOUR
  63. 56 DEAD BUGS
  64. 57 ONE-POINT-SIX BILLION
  65. 58 PEER PRESSURE
  66. 59 GREEN FINGERS
  67. 60 TERATOMA TUMORS
  68. 61 WHIPPED CREAM
  69. 62 LIVING HIGH
  70. 63 MONEY, MONEY, MONEY
  71. 64 CARDBOARD THE PIG
  72. 65 BUBBLEGUM
  73. 66 BIG ONION
  74. 67 FAMILY REUNION
  75. 68 UNSEEN POTENTIAL
  76. PART FIVE
  77. 69 STONE DEAD
  78. 70 NO MODS ALLOWED
  79. 71 THE ACCOUNTS
  80. 72 SISTER MIRACULOUS
  81. 73 SLEIGHT OF HAND
  82. PART SIX
  83. 74 HARRY II

Charlie realised Brad would take this as far as she let him. She groaned with satisfaction – this amazing-looking guy wants me – but at the same time she wanted a pause button. Charlie was about to tell Brad to stop when one of the skateboarders over the far side yelled.

‘Cop cars!’

‘Pigs are coming.’

‘They’ll send me back,’ Charlie gasped as Brad let her go and glanced behind.

Kids were streaming through the torn-out section of fence, but cops with flashlights picked some of them off.

‘Try this way,’ Brad yelled, bumping panicked kids as he grabbed Charlie’s wrist.

Behind the changing rooms, the skateboarders had pushed a stack of loungers up against the fence, making an easy climb. Brad lifted Charlie on to the stack. The loungers wobbled as she hesitated over the eight-foot jump.

‘Jump or get out of the way,’ a panicked kid shouted, the pile of loungers shifting precariously as he pushed past.

As Charlie dangled and dropped on the outside, Brad was fearless, placing his foot on the fence and landing with a parachute roll. The cops and their flashlight beams were closing, but as Charlie found her feet the next person to jump caught her ankle and sent her sprawling.

‘Look where you’re going,’ Brad shouted.

‘Up your mother,’ the skinny kid shouted back.

‘What you say?’ Brad shouted, grabbing him by his hood.

He was properly weedy and no more than fourteen, but Brad punched him viciously in the face.

‘Hey!’ Charlie yelled, her ankle in excruciating pain as she tried to walk.

‘I’ll stomp you into the ground,’ Brad shouted, kicking his much smaller opponent, who already had hands cupped over a bloody nose.

Brad’s eyes were manic as he turned to Charlie. ‘Come on.’

‘My ankle’s twisted,’ Charlie gasped, almost falling as she tried putting weight on it.

The first cop had arrived, but went for the dazed kid Brad had thumped.

‘Piggyback,’ Brad said, crouching down. ‘Put your arms round my neck.’

‘I’m gonna puke,’ Charlie said, close to tears.

Brad backed off as Charlie lurched forwards and sprayed the dirt. He looked around, clearly thinking about abandoning her.

‘I don’t know the way,’ Charlie said pleadingly, her mouth strung with vomit.

Brad sounded angry. ‘Get on my back. Stop dicking around!’

‘I can’t help feeling ill,’ Charlie whined.

‘You drank half a pint of whisky before we even arrived,’ Brad said, as he lifted Charlie up and started a wobbly run. ‘And you’d better not spew on me.’

18 BLOODSHOT

Pungent anti-viral gel evaporated from Harry’s hands as he rapped on the door of 16A.

‘Charlie, it’s me. Are you awake?’

‘Door’s open,’ she groaned.