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  1. Cover
  2. Title Page
  3. ALSO BY ROBERT MUCHAMORE
  4. PART ONE
  5. 1 SLASHED RUBBER
  6. 2 NOT HARRY POTTER
  7. 3 A THOUSAND BUCKS
  8. 4 SOFIA SILVER
  9. 5 DEL TACO
  10. 6 RAINBOW ROAD
  11. 7 BEAUTIFUL FREAK
  12. 8 CHEESY BALLS
  13. 9 DAZED AND CONFUSED
  14. 10 NEW-BABY SMELL
  15. 11 GOON SQUAD
  16. 12 ONE-LEGGED GRANNIES
  17. PART TWO
  18. 13 SNor
  19. 14 GOOD LUCK, CHARLIE
  20. 15 BEEF AND COKE
  21. 16 CHEF CHANNING
  22. 17 MAD BOMBER
  23. 18 BLOODSHOT
  24. 19 MANSPLAINING
  25. 20 NAPALM DROPS
  26. 21 BETSY & MEL
  27. 22 TERRIBLE TRIO
  28. 23 VICE PRINCIPAL
  29. 24 HOT OR NOT
  30. 25 JUICE JET
  31. 26 LANA’S TINY FEET
  32. 27 SEXY TOAST
  33. 28 COLGATE CHEST
  34. 29 TEACHERS ARE DICKS
  35. 30 DEVELOPMENT KITCHEN B
  36. 31 D IN MATH
  37. 32 BLOODY LOVE SCIENCE
  38. 33 EARLY BIRD
  39. 34 PATIENT Q
  40. 35 ALL A BIT CRUMMY
  41. 36 SAMURAI COP II
  42. 37 DIRTY SHAKE
  43. PART THREE
  44. 38 FREE FLOOR MATS
  45. 39 BREAKING BAD
  46. 40 LOVE SHACK
  47. 41 INDUSTRIAL RELATIONS
  48. 42 ONE-ONE-SEVEN
  49. 43 KILLER-T
  50. 44 SPOILED BRATS
  51. 45 BACK TAXIS
  52. 46 DEAD BIRTHDAY
  53. 47 TEAM MANGO
  54. 48 TWELVE-PIECE BUCKET
  55. 49 CLYDE’S DONGFENG
  56. 50 HAVING WORDS
  57. 51 BOUNCING BOYS
  58. 52 ZOMBIE SMASH
  59. 53 OLIVE PALM DRIVE
  60. 54 IGNITION
  61. 55 BUST
  62. PART FOUR
  63. 56 DEAD BUGS
  64. 57 ONE-POINT-SIX BILLION
  65. 58 PEER PRESSURE
  66. 59 GREEN FINGERS
  67. 60 TERATOMA TUMORS
  68. 61 WHIPPED CREAM
  69. 62 LIVING HIGH
  70. 63 MONEY, MONEY, MONEY
  71. 64 CARDBOARD THE PIG
  72. 65 BUBBLEGUM
  73. 66 BIG ONION
  74. 67 FAMILY REUNION
  75. 68 UNSEEN POTENTIAL
  76. PART FIVE
  77. 69 STONE DEAD
  78. 70 NO MODS ALLOWED
  79. 71 THE ACCOUNTS
  80. 72 SISTER MIRACULOUS
  81. 73 SLEIGHT OF HAND
  82. PART SIX
  83. 74 HARRY II

But Charlie barely noticed this now, instead admiring the patient work of mental-health nurses, who got punched and screamed at by their mostly teenage charges. Ed was one of the most able residents, and one of the few who attended a special education unit at a nearby middle school.

‘Guess who,’ Charlie said as she rapped on Ed’s door, which had his name along with a picture of his face superimposed on a Star Wars movie poster. He was easily upset and sensitive to other people’s emotions, so Charlie shook her arms and tried to relax as she stepped into his room.

Ed was fifteen and close to six feet tall. Handsome, but borderline obese. He wore grubby white soccer socks into which he always tucked his tracksuit bottoms because he had a phobia about things crawling up his leg.

Charlie caught a strong whiff of BO as Ed’s arms locked round her back. His first hug always predicted how the next hour would go. If it was stiff and rushed, it meant he was fretting about something, usually about a lesson at school or his constant nagging fear that he’d forgotten something. But today’s hug was lengthy and relaxed.

‘I love you so much, Charlie,’ Ed said, slurring slightly.

‘Aww,’ Charlie said, suddenly feeling better about the world. ‘You haven’t told me that for ages. I love you too, Ed.’

‘I got a new book from Amazon,’ Ed said. ‘It’s true stories about Arctic explorers. I read a hundred and three pages already.’

Ed’s slurred speech and emotional outbursts meant people thought he was stupid. But while his damaged brain struggled with spatial tasks like tying laces or putting on a T-shirt the right way round, he was an average ninth-grader in most school subjects, and he loved to read. Especially biographies of astronauts and explorers, and books about wars.

‘So,’ Charlie said, speaking slowly because she knew the confusion could tilt Ed into panic. ‘Today is Saturday so we don’t have to go to school. How about I help you in the shower? Then we’ll get some breakfast. Then we can play a video game, or watch one of your shows together.’

‘I don’t need a shower,’ Ed said.

‘You certainly do,’ Charlie said firmly. ‘You’ll never get a girlfriend with smelly armpits and dirty socks on your feet.’

Ed picked up one of his feet and seemed proud of how black the sole was.

‘Come on, pilgrim,’ Charlie said firmly. ‘I’ll go and set the shower at the temperature you like. You take off those nasty clothes and drop them in the laundry hamper.’

44 SPOILED BRATS

Harry opened his eyes slowly. His brain throbbed and his vision blurred as he tried to raise his head. The sun was coming up and a sharp breeze rattled the rooftop palms.