Back Killer T
Chapters (83)
  1. Cover
  2. Title Page
  3. ALSO BY ROBERT MUCHAMORE
  4. PART ONE
  5. 1 SLASHED RUBBER
  6. 2 NOT HARRY POTTER
  7. 3 A THOUSAND BUCKS
  8. 4 SOFIA SILVER
  9. 5 DEL TACO
  10. 6 RAINBOW ROAD
  11. 7 BEAUTIFUL FREAK
  12. 8 CHEESY BALLS
  13. 9 DAZED AND CONFUSED
  14. 10 NEW-BABY SMELL
  15. 11 GOON SQUAD
  16. 12 ONE-LEGGED GRANNIES
  17. PART TWO
  18. 13 SNor
  19. 14 GOOD LUCK, CHARLIE
  20. 15 BEEF AND COKE
  21. 16 CHEF CHANNING
  22. 17 MAD BOMBER
  23. 18 BLOODSHOT
  24. 19 MANSPLAINING
  25. 20 NAPALM DROPS
  26. 21 BETSY & MEL
  27. 22 TERRIBLE TRIO
  28. 23 VICE PRINCIPAL
  29. 24 HOT OR NOT
  30. 25 JUICE JET
  31. 26 LANA’S TINY FEET
  32. 27 SEXY TOAST
  33. 28 COLGATE CHEST
  34. 29 TEACHERS ARE DICKS
  35. 30 DEVELOPMENT KITCHEN B
  36. 31 D IN MATH
  37. 32 BLOODY LOVE SCIENCE
  38. 33 EARLY BIRD
  39. 34 PATIENT Q
  40. 35 ALL A BIT CRUMMY
  41. 36 SAMURAI COP II
  42. 37 DIRTY SHAKE
  43. PART THREE
  44. 38 FREE FLOOR MATS
  45. 39 BREAKING BAD
  46. 40 LOVE SHACK
  47. 41 INDUSTRIAL RELATIONS
  48. 42 ONE-ONE-SEVEN
  49. 43 KILLER-T
  50. 44 SPOILED BRATS
  51. 45 BACK TAXIS
  52. 46 DEAD BIRTHDAY
  53. 47 TEAM MANGO
  54. 48 TWELVE-PIECE BUCKET
  55. 49 CLYDE’S DONGFENG
  56. 50 HAVING WORDS
  57. 51 BOUNCING BOYS
  58. 52 ZOMBIE SMASH
  59. 53 OLIVE PALM DRIVE
  60. 54 IGNITION
  61. 55 BUST
  62. PART FOUR
  63. 56 DEAD BUGS
  64. 57 ONE-POINT-SIX BILLION
  65. 58 PEER PRESSURE
  66. 59 GREEN FINGERS
  67. 60 TERATOMA TUMORS
  68. 61 WHIPPED CREAM
  69. 62 LIVING HIGH
  70. 63 MONEY, MONEY, MONEY
  71. 64 CARDBOARD THE PIG
  72. 65 BUBBLEGUM
  73. 66 BIG ONION
  74. 67 FAMILY REUNION
  75. 68 UNSEEN POTENTIAL
  76. PART FIVE
  77. 69 STONE DEAD
  78. 70 NO MODS ALLOWED
  79. 71 THE ACCOUNTS
  80. 72 SISTER MIRACULOUS
  81. 73 SLEIGHT OF HAND
  82. PART SIX
  83. 74 HARRY II

‘Staff take the orders on the left,’ Mango explained quietly, pointing to the line at the register. ‘Everything on the payment side is secure. One-twenty-eight-bit encryption, credit card and NFC data handled securely. But you see that other terminal, that shows the drink orders to the mixers? It links to the register using WiFi. There’s no encryption whatsoever.’

To make her point, Mango tapped a code into her phone and the screen split.

‘The top half shows the current queue of customer orders. You’re seeing exactly what the two staff mixing drinks see. Now, all I do is tap an order number and two product codes, and …’

Charlie saw an order for Almond Sunrise and Maternal Bliss appear as order seventy-three in the drinks queue.

‘Neat,’ Charlie said, wary, because trouble seemed to seek her out. ‘So you’re a hacker?’

‘I hoped I’d catch you with my bike, because you remind me of myself as a teenager,’ Mango explained. ‘You made explosives. I worked out how to clone my seventh-grade gym teacher’s cell phone and credit card. Then I went online and arranged to have all kinds of crazy stuff delivered to his house.’

Charlie smiled. ‘Did you ever get caught?’

Mango nodded. ‘Things got heavy when I was seventeen. I helped an environmental group find and release a secret Department of Energy report on fracking. I had FBI agents raiding my parent’s house at 3 a.m. We were well off. My dad fixed up a great attorney and I pled down to a misdemeanour charge. I was sentenced to two hundred hours teaching computer skills to San Francisco homeless. It was in one of the first maker spaces, and that’s how I got into teaching kids coding and engineering.’

‘Do you work in IT now?’

Mango shook her head. ‘My wife and I have a baked-goods business. We do specialist cakes and breads. And we have vans that we send out to music festivals and big public events.’

‘Sounds like hard work,’ Charlie said.

‘I’ve had a lot of fun teaching kids over the years,’ Mango said. ‘We did a battle robot course with ten- to thirteen-year-olds at Maker’s Yard this summer. I had a team, and your Texan friend Marc ran the opposition. We didn’t officially split boy-girl. But you know how kids are: all the boys went with good ol’ Marc and the girls with me and my pink hair.

‘Each team built three robots, and we smashed the boys! We had a robot with a hydraulic hammer. One hit and the boys’ robot disintegrated. Some of the kids were mortified, but it was worth it for the look on Marc’s idiot face.’

Charlie laughed noisily.

‘Some of the girls who were seven or eight when I first moved to Nevada are at college doing programming or engineering now. I’m really proud of that.’