Back Killer T
Chapters (83)
  1. Cover
  2. Title Page
  3. ALSO BY ROBERT MUCHAMORE
  4. PART ONE
  5. 1 SLASHED RUBBER
  6. 2 NOT HARRY POTTER
  7. 3 A THOUSAND BUCKS
  8. 4 SOFIA SILVER
  9. 5 DEL TACO
  10. 6 RAINBOW ROAD
  11. 7 BEAUTIFUL FREAK
  12. 8 CHEESY BALLS
  13. 9 DAZED AND CONFUSED
  14. 10 NEW-BABY SMELL
  15. 11 GOON SQUAD
  16. 12 ONE-LEGGED GRANNIES
  17. PART TWO
  18. 13 SNor
  19. 14 GOOD LUCK, CHARLIE
  20. 15 BEEF AND COKE
  21. 16 CHEF CHANNING
  22. 17 MAD BOMBER
  23. 18 BLOODSHOT
  24. 19 MANSPLAINING
  25. 20 NAPALM DROPS
  26. 21 BETSY & MEL
  27. 22 TERRIBLE TRIO
  28. 23 VICE PRINCIPAL
  29. 24 HOT OR NOT
  30. 25 JUICE JET
  31. 26 LANA’S TINY FEET
  32. 27 SEXY TOAST
  33. 28 COLGATE CHEST
  34. 29 TEACHERS ARE DICKS
  35. 30 DEVELOPMENT KITCHEN B
  36. 31 D IN MATH
  37. 32 BLOODY LOVE SCIENCE
  38. 33 EARLY BIRD
  39. 34 PATIENT Q
  40. 35 ALL A BIT CRUMMY
  41. 36 SAMURAI COP II
  42. 37 DIRTY SHAKE
  43. PART THREE
  44. 38 FREE FLOOR MATS
  45. 39 BREAKING BAD
  46. 40 LOVE SHACK
  47. 41 INDUSTRIAL RELATIONS
  48. 42 ONE-ONE-SEVEN
  49. 43 KILLER-T
  50. 44 SPOILED BRATS
  51. 45 BACK TAXIS
  52. 46 DEAD BIRTHDAY
  53. 47 TEAM MANGO
  54. 48 TWELVE-PIECE BUCKET
  55. 49 CLYDE’S DONGFENG
  56. 50 HAVING WORDS
  57. 51 BOUNCING BOYS
  58. 52 ZOMBIE SMASH
  59. 53 OLIVE PALM DRIVE
  60. 54 IGNITION
  61. 55 BUST
  62. PART FOUR
  63. 56 DEAD BUGS
  64. 57 ONE-POINT-SIX BILLION
  65. 58 PEER PRESSURE
  66. 59 GREEN FINGERS
  67. 60 TERATOMA TUMORS
  68. 61 WHIPPED CREAM
  69. 62 LIVING HIGH
  70. 63 MONEY, MONEY, MONEY
  71. 64 CARDBOARD THE PIG
  72. 65 BUBBLEGUM
  73. 66 BIG ONION
  74. 67 FAMILY REUNION
  75. 68 UNSEEN POTENTIAL
  76. PART FIVE
  77. 69 STONE DEAD
  78. 70 NO MODS ALLOWED
  79. 71 THE ACCOUNTS
  80. 72 SISTER MIRACULOUS
  81. 73 SLEIGHT OF HAND
  82. PART SIX
  83. 74 HARRY II

Harry went back to Matt’s house after running club. It lacked the spectacle of his aunt’s mountainside home, but Harry’s best friend did have the twin advantages of a giant video projector screen that filled an entire wall of his bedroom, and Lana, his beautiful girlfriend, who sat scoffing Pringles in a swing chair anchored to the ceiling.

‘So, this is the voicemail I was telling you about,’ Harry said, pressing play to set off a terse, gravelly male voice. ‘Tell me what you think.’

‘Mr Smirnov, you don’t know me, but I’ve heard things about Vegas Local, including the fact you don’t take ads from Janssen Group. I can give you a huge story about the Janssens’ Fremont Street casino. It could blow a big hole in their operations. I’m not looking for money, just someone who can give the story the airing it deserves before the Janssens get wind and shut it down. I might not be in town for much longer, so call me on this number as soon as you can.’

‘He sounds really frightened,’ Lana observed.

Harry nodded in agreement. ‘When I called back, the number was dead. I know a guy who knows a guy who can get details out of cell-phone companies. He said it was a twenty-dollar burner phone, purchased at an Exxon station last week.’

Lana seemed intrigued. ‘Can the journalists at Vegas Local track him down?’

Matt laughed. ‘Harry is the journalist at Vegas Local.’

‘Most of our writers are local people, who get a cut of the ad revenue if their articles get more than five thousand views,’ Harry explained. ‘There’s my co-owner, Ellie, but he’s based in San Francisco. Ads and coupons are sold by two ad guys who work from home and our app and website development is done by Ngoc and Thanh in Hanoi.’

Lana looked surprised. ‘I thought a popular site like Vegas Local would have an office, and full-time journalists.’

Harry shook his head. ‘Ellie calls it the Super-Lean Business Model. The trick to getting people to keep visiting the site and clicking ads is lots of coupons and discounts, plus curating the homepage so that there are new stories twice a day. A mix of upbeat news, scary crime and funny pet videos seems to work best.’

‘Pure exploitation,’ Matt said mischievously. ‘Harry funds his lavish lifestyle with cheap labour and locals writing articles for a few dollars.’

‘Up your hole,’ Harry said, giving Matt the finger, while simultaneously feeling guilty because his friend was close to the truth.

‘It’s amazing, though,’ Lana said. ‘Sixteen and you own a chunk of a super-successful website.’

‘Evil capitalist!’ Matt said, laughing and making whip-cracking sounds.

‘Mind if I grab a Coke?’ Lana asked.

‘Help yourself,’ Matt said.

‘Anyone else want anything?’