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Chapters (83)
  1. Cover
  2. Title Page
  3. ALSO BY ROBERT MUCHAMORE
  4. PART ONE
  5. 1 SLASHED RUBBER
  6. 2 NOT HARRY POTTER
  7. 3 A THOUSAND BUCKS
  8. 4 SOFIA SILVER
  9. 5 DEL TACO
  10. 6 RAINBOW ROAD
  11. 7 BEAUTIFUL FREAK
  12. 8 CHEESY BALLS
  13. 9 DAZED AND CONFUSED
  14. 10 NEW-BABY SMELL
  15. 11 GOON SQUAD
  16. 12 ONE-LEGGED GRANNIES
  17. PART TWO
  18. 13 SNor
  19. 14 GOOD LUCK, CHARLIE
  20. 15 BEEF AND COKE
  21. 16 CHEF CHANNING
  22. 17 MAD BOMBER
  23. 18 BLOODSHOT
  24. 19 MANSPLAINING
  25. 20 NAPALM DROPS
  26. 21 BETSY & MEL
  27. 22 TERRIBLE TRIO
  28. 23 VICE PRINCIPAL
  29. 24 HOT OR NOT
  30. 25 JUICE JET
  31. 26 LANA’S TINY FEET
  32. 27 SEXY TOAST
  33. 28 COLGATE CHEST
  34. 29 TEACHERS ARE DICKS
  35. 30 DEVELOPMENT KITCHEN B
  36. 31 D IN MATH
  37. 32 BLOODY LOVE SCIENCE
  38. 33 EARLY BIRD
  39. 34 PATIENT Q
  40. 35 ALL A BIT CRUMMY
  41. 36 SAMURAI COP II
  42. 37 DIRTY SHAKE
  43. PART THREE
  44. 38 FREE FLOOR MATS
  45. 39 BREAKING BAD
  46. 40 LOVE SHACK
  47. 41 INDUSTRIAL RELATIONS
  48. 42 ONE-ONE-SEVEN
  49. 43 KILLER-T
  50. 44 SPOILED BRATS
  51. 45 BACK TAXIS
  52. 46 DEAD BIRTHDAY
  53. 47 TEAM MANGO
  54. 48 TWELVE-PIECE BUCKET
  55. 49 CLYDE’S DONGFENG
  56. 50 HAVING WORDS
  57. 51 BOUNCING BOYS
  58. 52 ZOMBIE SMASH
  59. 53 OLIVE PALM DRIVE
  60. 54 IGNITION
  61. 55 BUST
  62. PART FOUR
  63. 56 DEAD BUGS
  64. 57 ONE-POINT-SIX BILLION
  65. 58 PEER PRESSURE
  66. 59 GREEN FINGERS
  67. 60 TERATOMA TUMORS
  68. 61 WHIPPED CREAM
  69. 62 LIVING HIGH
  70. 63 MONEY, MONEY, MONEY
  71. 64 CARDBOARD THE PIG
  72. 65 BUBBLEGUM
  73. 66 BIG ONION
  74. 67 FAMILY REUNION
  75. 68 UNSEEN POTENTIAL
  76. PART FIVE
  77. 69 STONE DEAD
  78. 70 NO MODS ALLOWED
  79. 71 THE ACCOUNTS
  80. 72 SISTER MIRACULOUS
  81. 73 SLEIGHT OF HAND
  82. PART SIX
  83. 74 HARRY II

A bright yellow dispenser filled with anti-viral gel stood by the reception desk, along with a sign saying all visitors and residents must use it every time they entered. Charlie had a small cut, which stung as she slathered her hands and inhaled a mixture of eucalyptus and chlorine.

‘You Croker?’ the guy behind the desk asked, his masked face barely moving from the email he was typing. ‘Can you read?’

‘Yes.’

‘This is your envelope. Its contents should answer all questions. If you come back here and ask me a question that is answered on a piece of paper inside this envelope I shall not be happy. Is that clear?’

What a dick.

‘Clear as new-laid snow,’ Charlie said, a set of keys rattling as she grabbed the big envelope.

He searched her face for sarcasm. Then grunted before continuing the spiel.

‘Read the rules and regulations. I didn’t know is never an excuse. Lunch has finished, but there are cookies if you’re hungry. Becky will be back from her break shortly. She’ll get your school electives sorted, answer any questions and hopefully dig something better than that prison issue out of our spare-clothes closet.’

It was school time, so there was peace in the short hallway leading to room 16a. The room’s contents looked newish, with a stack of bedding sealed in polythene and a wardrobe with lockable blue doors. The only sign of the previous resident was remnants of white sticky pads where they’d removed posters.

The bathroom was small, with a powerful UV bulb and a smell of disinfectant. A clear box stood inside the shower tray containing four towels plus a sealed pack of toiletries and a giant yellow bottle of anti-viral gel. The mirror over the sink was half covered with a sticker giving instructions on the proper way to wash your hands after using the toilet.

The disinfectant stuck in Charlie’s throat, but she felt good. It was way nicer than her tiny room in the trailer home, or the cell she’d had to share with another inmate at White Boulder. But while the building had a cosy vibe Charlie reckoned some residents in Independent Living would be light fingered, and dashed to grab her stuff from the lobby.

Charlie took the first two bags together, but the third was heavier. As she got out of reception, the bottom tore out of the black sack and books spewed over the hallway. She was on one knee, piling up some of the larger books, when she sensed movement.

‘Little help?’ a guy asked.

Charlie was startled when she looked behind. She hadn’t been around many men in the past two years, and this one was exceptional. He looked about eighteen and he’d strode from his room in CK briefs that left little to the imagination. He had a square jaw, black hair still damp from a shower, huge hairless chest and biceps like giant mangos.