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Chapters (83)
  1. Cover
  2. Title Page
  3. ALSO BY ROBERT MUCHAMORE
  4. PART ONE
  5. 1 SLASHED RUBBER
  6. 2 NOT HARRY POTTER
  7. 3 A THOUSAND BUCKS
  8. 4 SOFIA SILVER
  9. 5 DEL TACO
  10. 6 RAINBOW ROAD
  11. 7 BEAUTIFUL FREAK
  12. 8 CHEESY BALLS
  13. 9 DAZED AND CONFUSED
  14. 10 NEW-BABY SMELL
  15. 11 GOON SQUAD
  16. 12 ONE-LEGGED GRANNIES
  17. PART TWO
  18. 13 SNor
  19. 14 GOOD LUCK, CHARLIE
  20. 15 BEEF AND COKE
  21. 16 CHEF CHANNING
  22. 17 MAD BOMBER
  23. 18 BLOODSHOT
  24. 19 MANSPLAINING
  25. 20 NAPALM DROPS
  26. 21 BETSY & MEL
  27. 22 TERRIBLE TRIO
  28. 23 VICE PRINCIPAL
  29. 24 HOT OR NOT
  30. 25 JUICE JET
  31. 26 LANA’S TINY FEET
  32. 27 SEXY TOAST
  33. 28 COLGATE CHEST
  34. 29 TEACHERS ARE DICKS
  35. 30 DEVELOPMENT KITCHEN B
  36. 31 D IN MATH
  37. 32 BLOODY LOVE SCIENCE
  38. 33 EARLY BIRD
  39. 34 PATIENT Q
  40. 35 ALL A BIT CRUMMY
  41. 36 SAMURAI COP II
  42. 37 DIRTY SHAKE
  43. PART THREE
  44. 38 FREE FLOOR MATS
  45. 39 BREAKING BAD
  46. 40 LOVE SHACK
  47. 41 INDUSTRIAL RELATIONS
  48. 42 ONE-ONE-SEVEN
  49. 43 KILLER-T
  50. 44 SPOILED BRATS
  51. 45 BACK TAXIS
  52. 46 DEAD BIRTHDAY
  53. 47 TEAM MANGO
  54. 48 TWELVE-PIECE BUCKET
  55. 49 CLYDE’S DONGFENG
  56. 50 HAVING WORDS
  57. 51 BOUNCING BOYS
  58. 52 ZOMBIE SMASH
  59. 53 OLIVE PALM DRIVE
  60. 54 IGNITION
  61. 55 BUST
  62. PART FOUR
  63. 56 DEAD BUGS
  64. 57 ONE-POINT-SIX BILLION
  65. 58 PEER PRESSURE
  66. 59 GREEN FINGERS
  67. 60 TERATOMA TUMORS
  68. 61 WHIPPED CREAM
  69. 62 LIVING HIGH
  70. 63 MONEY, MONEY, MONEY
  71. 64 CARDBOARD THE PIG
  72. 65 BUBBLEGUM
  73. 66 BIG ONION
  74. 67 FAMILY REUNION
  75. 68 UNSEEN POTENTIAL
  76. PART FIVE
  77. 69 STONE DEAD
  78. 70 NO MODS ALLOWED
  79. 71 THE ACCOUNTS
  80. 72 SISTER MIRACULOUS
  81. 73 SLEIGHT OF HAND
  82. PART SIX
  83. 74 HARRY II

‘Friday!’ Harry said, turning back towards his school. ‘I’ve got lessons Friday. But you know what? I don’t care. I’ll bunk off and drive up to see you. Are you OK? Are you happy?’

Charlie laughed noisily. ‘Of course I’m happy, dumbass. But don’t bunk school. They’re driving me and another inmate in a transit bus. Just as likely won’t get there until two or three in the afternoon. Let me settle in, and you can drive up Saturday.’

‘Makes sense,’ Harry said, imagining a day with Charlie. ‘All the hours we spent on the phone, I kinda forget that we’ve only met properly once.’

‘You visited me four times.’

‘Yeah, but in that dingy little room full of screaming kids … Only thing is, I can’t stay late because I can’t drive after sunset until I’ve had my licence for a year.’

‘Any more crashes?’ Charlie asked cheekily.

‘My driving’s OK,’ Harry said. ‘I just clipped that kerb coming out of the filling station. And then the cop pulled me over cos I was driving home with my fender hanging off.’

‘You can laugh at me when I start drivers’ ed next year,’ Charlie said. ‘But God knows how I’ll ever afford a car.’

‘So how’s everyone been about you getting out?’

‘They had a girl with SNor arrive on block C on Sunday,’ Charlie said. ‘So we’re officially back on full quarantine. Only allowed to eat and use the toilet in our cells, and no close contact with other inmates. But a few of my girls have snuck in my cell for goodbyes and I’ve started giving my toiletries and stuff away. But you can’t be over-the-top happy cos there’s noobs who just arrived and are broken hearted. And bitches doing life who’ll batter you if you rub in that you’re getting out.’

‘I actually need to go,’ Harry said. ‘It’ll be dark soon, and I’m still at school.’

‘Detention?’ Charlie asked.

‘Worse: editorial meeting for the school news website.’

‘Life must be sooooo hard at your ten-thousand-dollar-per-term school,’ Charlie teased. ‘But, seriously, I have no idea how I’d have survived if you weren’t around, Harry. Can’t wait to hug the hell out of you on Saturday.’

‘Day after tomorrow,’ Harry said, saying the words like he didn’t believe them before cracking a big smile. ‘Let me know if there’s anything you need me to pick up.’

Harry smiled up at the sky as he dropped his phone back in his pocket. Probably past sunset, but home is only a ten-minute drive and there’s no bus out here …

Anita came running in the other direction, now carrying her art project in a plastic tube almost as tall as she was.

‘Got there just before the caretaker locked up,’ she huffed breathlessly. ‘What are you looking so cheerful about?’