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Chapters (83)
  1. Cover
  2. Title Page
  3. ALSO BY ROBERT MUCHAMORE
  4. PART ONE
  5. 1 SLASHED RUBBER
  6. 2 NOT HARRY POTTER
  7. 3 A THOUSAND BUCKS
  8. 4 SOFIA SILVER
  9. 5 DEL TACO
  10. 6 RAINBOW ROAD
  11. 7 BEAUTIFUL FREAK
  12. 8 CHEESY BALLS
  13. 9 DAZED AND CONFUSED
  14. 10 NEW-BABY SMELL
  15. 11 GOON SQUAD
  16. 12 ONE-LEGGED GRANNIES
  17. PART TWO
  18. 13 SNor
  19. 14 GOOD LUCK, CHARLIE
  20. 15 BEEF AND COKE
  21. 16 CHEF CHANNING
  22. 17 MAD BOMBER
  23. 18 BLOODSHOT
  24. 19 MANSPLAINING
  25. 20 NAPALM DROPS
  26. 21 BETSY & MEL
  27. 22 TERRIBLE TRIO
  28. 23 VICE PRINCIPAL
  29. 24 HOT OR NOT
  30. 25 JUICE JET
  31. 26 LANA’S TINY FEET
  32. 27 SEXY TOAST
  33. 28 COLGATE CHEST
  34. 29 TEACHERS ARE DICKS
  35. 30 DEVELOPMENT KITCHEN B
  36. 31 D IN MATH
  37. 32 BLOODY LOVE SCIENCE
  38. 33 EARLY BIRD
  39. 34 PATIENT Q
  40. 35 ALL A BIT CRUMMY
  41. 36 SAMURAI COP II
  42. 37 DIRTY SHAKE
  43. PART THREE
  44. 38 FREE FLOOR MATS
  45. 39 BREAKING BAD
  46. 40 LOVE SHACK
  47. 41 INDUSTRIAL RELATIONS
  48. 42 ONE-ONE-SEVEN
  49. 43 KILLER-T
  50. 44 SPOILED BRATS
  51. 45 BACK TAXIS
  52. 46 DEAD BIRTHDAY
  53. 47 TEAM MANGO
  54. 48 TWELVE-PIECE BUCKET
  55. 49 CLYDE’S DONGFENG
  56. 50 HAVING WORDS
  57. 51 BOUNCING BOYS
  58. 52 ZOMBIE SMASH
  59. 53 OLIVE PALM DRIVE
  60. 54 IGNITION
  61. 55 BUST
  62. PART FOUR
  63. 56 DEAD BUGS
  64. 57 ONE-POINT-SIX BILLION
  65. 58 PEER PRESSURE
  66. 59 GREEN FINGERS
  67. 60 TERATOMA TUMORS
  68. 61 WHIPPED CREAM
  69. 62 LIVING HIGH
  70. 63 MONEY, MONEY, MONEY
  71. 64 CARDBOARD THE PIG
  72. 65 BUBBLEGUM
  73. 66 BIG ONION
  74. 67 FAMILY REUNION
  75. 68 UNSEEN POTENTIAL
  76. PART FIVE
  77. 69 STONE DEAD
  78. 70 NO MODS ALLOWED
  79. 71 THE ACCOUNTS
  80. 72 SISTER MIRACULOUS
  81. 73 SLEIGHT OF HAND
  82. PART SIX
  83. 74 HARRY II

Frustrated, Charlie flipped the Toyota’s glove compartment. It was crammed with junk, including change for parking meters, packs of boiled sweets and a baseball cap. But she got lucky with a floral-patterned zip-up bag, containing make-up and a small pair of nail scissors.

‘Patrick, sweetie, I’m gonna need you here on my lap. Let me look at that butt.’

‘What are you doing?’ Ed asked as he helped Patrick step between the two front seats. ‘Shouldn’t we be getting away as fast as possible?’

Charlie laid Patrick face down in her lap and pulled down his night shorts to expose his buttocks

‘Touch the bit where it hurts,’ Charlie said.

Patrick reached behind and tapped his upper right buttock. Charlie and Rosie had both looked before and just noticed a small red mark, like a zit, but this time Charlie pinched the flesh beneath and felt a hard lump, the size of a rice grain.

I was right …

‘Oww,’ Patrick moaned.

‘I know, sweetie,’ Charlie said, taking the nail scissors off the passenger seat. ‘This will sting, but be brave and try to stay still.’

Patrick bucked and wailed as Charlie dug the sharp little scissors into his buttock.

‘I’m sorry, I’m sorry,’ Charlie said, feeling awful. ‘The more you stay still the quicker it will be.’

‘Stop hurting me.’

‘What are you doing?’ Ed blurted, thinking his sister had gone mad. ‘He’s bleeding. Leave him alone!’

Patrick’s heel kicked Charlie in the head as she pushed two fingers behind the little grain inside his buttocks.

When it neared the surface, Charlie grabbed tweezers from the make-up bag, pulled out a tiny silver cylinder and dropped it on the passenger seat.

‘What is that?’ Ed blurted.

‘I’m so sorry, Patrick,’ Charlie said, grabbing a wad of tissues out of a box in the door compartment and pressing it against the wound. ‘I’ve taken the itchy thing out now. You need to press the tissues down hard to stop the bleeding.’

‘I don’t understand,’ Ed said.

‘Shh, shh,’ Charlie soothed, rubbing Patrick’s back as he continued to scream. Then she glanced back at Ed.

‘It’s a mini transmitter,’ Charlie explained. ‘The guy who killed Juno and Mikey injected it into Patrick’s buttock. Fawn must have known he was my godson and that I’d probably take him home when I found Juno dead at the motel. That’s how they found our house. It’s all my fault. Harry died because I let them track me home.’

Ed disagreed. ‘Harry was stupid to stab that guy.’

‘Take Patrick. I need to keep driving,’ Charlie said, sobbing and shaking as she passed Patrick between the seats to Ed. ‘Try and calm him down. Keep the tissues pressed on the wound until it clots.’

Charlie wiped her face, then flicked the blood-smeared transmitter out of the car window.