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Chapters (83)
  1. Cover
  2. Title Page
  3. ALSO BY ROBERT MUCHAMORE
  4. PART ONE
  5. 1 SLASHED RUBBER
  6. 2 NOT HARRY POTTER
  7. 3 A THOUSAND BUCKS
  8. 4 SOFIA SILVER
  9. 5 DEL TACO
  10. 6 RAINBOW ROAD
  11. 7 BEAUTIFUL FREAK
  12. 8 CHEESY BALLS
  13. 9 DAZED AND CONFUSED
  14. 10 NEW-BABY SMELL
  15. 11 GOON SQUAD
  16. 12 ONE-LEGGED GRANNIES
  17. PART TWO
  18. 13 SNor
  19. 14 GOOD LUCK, CHARLIE
  20. 15 BEEF AND COKE
  21. 16 CHEF CHANNING
  22. 17 MAD BOMBER
  23. 18 BLOODSHOT
  24. 19 MANSPLAINING
  25. 20 NAPALM DROPS
  26. 21 BETSY & MEL
  27. 22 TERRIBLE TRIO
  28. 23 VICE PRINCIPAL
  29. 24 HOT OR NOT
  30. 25 JUICE JET
  31. 26 LANA’S TINY FEET
  32. 27 SEXY TOAST
  33. 28 COLGATE CHEST
  34. 29 TEACHERS ARE DICKS
  35. 30 DEVELOPMENT KITCHEN B
  36. 31 D IN MATH
  37. 32 BLOODY LOVE SCIENCE
  38. 33 EARLY BIRD
  39. 34 PATIENT Q
  40. 35 ALL A BIT CRUMMY
  41. 36 SAMURAI COP II
  42. 37 DIRTY SHAKE
  43. PART THREE
  44. 38 FREE FLOOR MATS
  45. 39 BREAKING BAD
  46. 40 LOVE SHACK
  47. 41 INDUSTRIAL RELATIONS
  48. 42 ONE-ONE-SEVEN
  49. 43 KILLER-T
  50. 44 SPOILED BRATS
  51. 45 BACK TAXIS
  52. 46 DEAD BIRTHDAY
  53. 47 TEAM MANGO
  54. 48 TWELVE-PIECE BUCKET
  55. 49 CLYDE’S DONGFENG
  56. 50 HAVING WORDS
  57. 51 BOUNCING BOYS
  58. 52 ZOMBIE SMASH
  59. 53 OLIVE PALM DRIVE
  60. 54 IGNITION
  61. 55 BUST
  62. PART FOUR
  63. 56 DEAD BUGS
  64. 57 ONE-POINT-SIX BILLION
  65. 58 PEER PRESSURE
  66. 59 GREEN FINGERS
  67. 60 TERATOMA TUMORS
  68. 61 WHIPPED CREAM
  69. 62 LIVING HIGH
  70. 63 MONEY, MONEY, MONEY
  71. 64 CARDBOARD THE PIG
  72. 65 BUBBLEGUM
  73. 66 BIG ONION
  74. 67 FAMILY REUNION
  75. 68 UNSEEN POTENTIAL
  76. PART FIVE
  77. 69 STONE DEAD
  78. 70 NO MODS ALLOWED
  79. 71 THE ACCOUNTS
  80. 72 SISTER MIRACULOUS
  81. 73 SLEIGHT OF HAND
  82. PART SIX
  83. 74 HARRY II

Gwen’s voice was painfully cheerful. ‘Charlie, how’s it going?’

‘Good,’ she lied.

‘It’s past noon. I thought you were coming into the office today,’ Gwen said. ‘The accounts are piling up. And we were going to discuss a staff Christmas bonus. I know money is tight, but I think they deserve it.’

Charlie couldn’t cope with getting out of bed, let alone doing accounts for five coffee shops. But she felt horribly guilty. Gwen had been a loyal soldier, from the morning four months earlier when she’d turned up in a hijacked Toyota covered in blood, to the previous afternoon when Gwen picked up Patrick for a play date with her six-year-old daughter, Wendy.

‘I’ve got a headache and pre-school is out for Christmas,’ Charlie said. ‘I’ll come in early tomorrow, so I can have a proper go at them.’

‘Shall I pick you up on my way in?’ Gwen suggested. It was out of Gwen’s way, but she knew Charlie might not show if she didn’t. ‘I can cover most things, but I don’t understand the wages and accounts.’

‘No …’ Charlie mumbled. ‘Actually, yes. I don’t feel so great. But I know you’ve got your own problems.’

‘I drove over to check the shop by the university,’ Gwen said. ‘It was doing OK, though the students are on break. There’s not been a major virus outbreak this whole year. It’s Christmas and people are getting their confidence back.’

‘Not me,’ Charlie said sourly. ‘I’m a potato.’

‘You went through a horrific experience,’ Gwen soothed. ‘Don’t beat yourself up, Charlie. Getting over this will take time.’

‘I guess,’ Charlie said. She kicked some of the covers off and stared up at the motel suite’s cracked ceiling.

‘Did you see Vegas Local? They identified your sister’s DNA.’

Charlie felt like her heart was being sucked out when Gwen said Vegas Local. It would always be something she associated with Harry.

‘It’s lucky someone cleaned up the mess,’ Gwen said. ‘Your DNA would have been all over the gun and the office.’

‘I’ve been worried about that,’ Charlie admitted. ‘I acted in self-defence, but Ed’s my only witness and, with my luck, the cops probably would have tried to do me for murder.’

‘Who cleaned up, though?’ Gwen wondered.

‘Anyone who’d gain some advantage by knowing Fawn was dead before anyone else,’ Charlie suggested. ‘Any other news?’

‘Just some strip-mall lady. She called saying she likes your business. She’s got three dead coffee shops that she’s willing to lease cheap.’

‘I can’t face that now …’ Charlie groaned.

‘At least one of them is a good location,’ Gwen said. ‘Opening another shop might give you something to focus on. And everyone says the economy is growing again. I even got stuck in traffic crossing The Strip last weekend.’