Back Killer T
Chapters (83)
  1. Cover
  2. Title Page
  3. ALSO BY ROBERT MUCHAMORE
  4. PART ONE
  5. 1 SLASHED RUBBER
  6. 2 NOT HARRY POTTER
  7. 3 A THOUSAND BUCKS
  8. 4 SOFIA SILVER
  9. 5 DEL TACO
  10. 6 RAINBOW ROAD
  11. 7 BEAUTIFUL FREAK
  12. 8 CHEESY BALLS
  13. 9 DAZED AND CONFUSED
  14. 10 NEW-BABY SMELL
  15. 11 GOON SQUAD
  16. 12 ONE-LEGGED GRANNIES
  17. PART TWO
  18. 13 SNor
  19. 14 GOOD LUCK, CHARLIE
  20. 15 BEEF AND COKE
  21. 16 CHEF CHANNING
  22. 17 MAD BOMBER
  23. 18 BLOODSHOT
  24. 19 MANSPLAINING
  25. 20 NAPALM DROPS
  26. 21 BETSY & MEL
  27. 22 TERRIBLE TRIO
  28. 23 VICE PRINCIPAL
  29. 24 HOT OR NOT
  30. 25 JUICE JET
  31. 26 LANA’S TINY FEET
  32. 27 SEXY TOAST
  33. 28 COLGATE CHEST
  34. 29 TEACHERS ARE DICKS
  35. 30 DEVELOPMENT KITCHEN B
  36. 31 D IN MATH
  37. 32 BLOODY LOVE SCIENCE
  38. 33 EARLY BIRD
  39. 34 PATIENT Q
  40. 35 ALL A BIT CRUMMY
  41. 36 SAMURAI COP II
  42. 37 DIRTY SHAKE
  43. PART THREE
  44. 38 FREE FLOOR MATS
  45. 39 BREAKING BAD
  46. 40 LOVE SHACK
  47. 41 INDUSTRIAL RELATIONS
  48. 42 ONE-ONE-SEVEN
  49. 43 KILLER-T
  50. 44 SPOILED BRATS
  51. 45 BACK TAXIS
  52. 46 DEAD BIRTHDAY
  53. 47 TEAM MANGO
  54. 48 TWELVE-PIECE BUCKET
  55. 49 CLYDE’S DONGFENG
  56. 50 HAVING WORDS
  57. 51 BOUNCING BOYS
  58. 52 ZOMBIE SMASH
  59. 53 OLIVE PALM DRIVE
  60. 54 IGNITION
  61. 55 BUST
  62. PART FOUR
  63. 56 DEAD BUGS
  64. 57 ONE-POINT-SIX BILLION
  65. 58 PEER PRESSURE
  66. 59 GREEN FINGERS
  67. 60 TERATOMA TUMORS
  68. 61 WHIPPED CREAM
  69. 62 LIVING HIGH
  70. 63 MONEY, MONEY, MONEY
  71. 64 CARDBOARD THE PIG
  72. 65 BUBBLEGUM
  73. 66 BIG ONION
  74. 67 FAMILY REUNION
  75. 68 UNSEEN POTENTIAL
  76. PART FIVE
  77. 69 STONE DEAD
  78. 70 NO MODS ALLOWED
  79. 71 THE ACCOUNTS
  80. 72 SISTER MIRACULOUS
  81. 73 SLEIGHT OF HAND
  82. PART SIX
  83. 74 HARRY II

‘Don’t look at me, Charlie,’ Fawn said sharply. ‘Unless you want to get zapped.’

Fawn paused by the sofa and glowered at Ed.

‘Baby bro’s quite handsome for a mongo,’ she said, as she stepped close behind Charlie, tapping the high-voltage prod in her palm.

‘What did I ever do to you, Fawn?’ Charlie asked, trying not to satisfy her big sister with a sob.

Fawn spoke in baby talk. ‘Is ickle Charlie sore because her silly boyfriend got turned to crackling?’

Man Bun entered the room quietly, dressed in clean pants. He lined up with the two guards at the back of the room as Fawn touched the cattle-prod tip against the back of Charlie’s neck.

‘Is this switched on?’ Fawn asked, pressing the trigger. Charlie yelped, shot forward and banged her head on the desk. ‘Well, I guess it is.’

Man Bun laughed appreciatively in the background.

Charlie rolled on to her back and glowered defiantly.

Patrick squealed, ‘Stop hurting her,’ as Fawn swung the prod over Charlie’s face.

‘How ’bout a zap on the nose, sis?’ Fawn asked, then took a deep breath and smiled. ‘You did ask an interesting question back there. Why must I torment poor little Charlie? Before you were born, I used to trap spiders and mice. I’d pull off their wings, or legs, or put pins in them. But when you came along it seemed way more fun torturing you.’

‘You’re a psychopath,’ Charlie hissed.

‘Say it once, say it loud, I’m a psycho and I’m proud,’ Fawn sang cheerily. ‘And look where it’s got me! I was born trailer trash and now I’m the richest woman in Vegas.’

Fawn let this linger as she continued menacing Charlie with the cattle prod.

‘The question is, what to do with my lovely sibling?’ Fawn continued airily. ‘Good lab workers are tough to find and there’s always plenty of work. So I think I’ll set you up here at UrbanScape. I’ve got four thousand empty hotel rooms to choose from. You can work fourteen hours a day. I’ll give you every third Sunday afternoon off, if you behave. You seem fond of your little godson, so we’ll keep him close and make sure he suffers if you don’t.’

Fawn adored the torment on Charlie’s face and gave her a zap on the thigh for good measure.

‘Then there’s young Ed,’ Fawn said as Charlie balled up, convulsing from the electric shock. ‘I generally think it’s better if cripples and morons are disposed of. But my lab techs often need a test subject for trying new mods. Someone has to be the guinea pig and it might as well be him.’

‘I’ll never work in your labs,’ Charlie growled. ‘I don’t care how you try to force me.’