Back Killer T
Chapters (83)
  1. Cover
  2. Title Page
  3. ALSO BY ROBERT MUCHAMORE
  4. PART ONE
  5. 1 SLASHED RUBBER
  6. 2 NOT HARRY POTTER
  7. 3 A THOUSAND BUCKS
  8. 4 SOFIA SILVER
  9. 5 DEL TACO
  10. 6 RAINBOW ROAD
  11. 7 BEAUTIFUL FREAK
  12. 8 CHEESY BALLS
  13. 9 DAZED AND CONFUSED
  14. 10 NEW-BABY SMELL
  15. 11 GOON SQUAD
  16. 12 ONE-LEGGED GRANNIES
  17. PART TWO
  18. 13 SNor
  19. 14 GOOD LUCK, CHARLIE
  20. 15 BEEF AND COKE
  21. 16 CHEF CHANNING
  22. 17 MAD BOMBER
  23. 18 BLOODSHOT
  24. 19 MANSPLAINING
  25. 20 NAPALM DROPS
  26. 21 BETSY & MEL
  27. 22 TERRIBLE TRIO
  28. 23 VICE PRINCIPAL
  29. 24 HOT OR NOT
  30. 25 JUICE JET
  31. 26 LANA’S TINY FEET
  32. 27 SEXY TOAST
  33. 28 COLGATE CHEST
  34. 29 TEACHERS ARE DICKS
  35. 30 DEVELOPMENT KITCHEN B
  36. 31 D IN MATH
  37. 32 BLOODY LOVE SCIENCE
  38. 33 EARLY BIRD
  39. 34 PATIENT Q
  40. 35 ALL A BIT CRUMMY
  41. 36 SAMURAI COP II
  42. 37 DIRTY SHAKE
  43. PART THREE
  44. 38 FREE FLOOR MATS
  45. 39 BREAKING BAD
  46. 40 LOVE SHACK
  47. 41 INDUSTRIAL RELATIONS
  48. 42 ONE-ONE-SEVEN
  49. 43 KILLER-T
  50. 44 SPOILED BRATS
  51. 45 BACK TAXIS
  52. 46 DEAD BIRTHDAY
  53. 47 TEAM MANGO
  54. 48 TWELVE-PIECE BUCKET
  55. 49 CLYDE’S DONGFENG
  56. 50 HAVING WORDS
  57. 51 BOUNCING BOYS
  58. 52 ZOMBIE SMASH
  59. 53 OLIVE PALM DRIVE
  60. 54 IGNITION
  61. 55 BUST
  62. PART FOUR
  63. 56 DEAD BUGS
  64. 57 ONE-POINT-SIX BILLION
  65. 58 PEER PRESSURE
  66. 59 GREEN FINGERS
  67. 60 TERATOMA TUMORS
  68. 61 WHIPPED CREAM
  69. 62 LIVING HIGH
  70. 63 MONEY, MONEY, MONEY
  71. 64 CARDBOARD THE PIG
  72. 65 BUBBLEGUM
  73. 66 BIG ONION
  74. 67 FAMILY REUNION
  75. 68 UNSEEN POTENTIAL
  76. PART FIVE
  77. 69 STONE DEAD
  78. 70 NO MODS ALLOWED
  79. 71 THE ACCOUNTS
  80. 72 SISTER MIRACULOUS
  81. 73 SLEIGHT OF HAND
  82. PART SIX
  83. 74 HARRY II

Ed knew the blast was coming and dived on top of Patrick to shield him. The sprinklers filled the air with fine droplets, snuffing an alcohol fire that had erupted around the bar. Everyone’s ears were ringing, but Fawn reached over her water-sprinkled desktop and grabbed a pistol out of the top drawer.

Charlie ducked as Fawn took two wild shots, then scrambled round the side of the desk and speared Fawn with the cattle prod.

‘See how you like it,’ Charlie gasped, blasting the cattle prod as Fawn collapsed.

At the back of the room, Man Bun was finding his feet and going for a pistol tucked in the front of his trousers.

‘Charlie, behind you,’ Ed shouted.

As Fawn felt around for a weapon, Charlie landed hard on her sister’s chest and pushed the tubular cattle prod sideways against her sister’s throat. Man Bun was limping and dazed. He had a gun, but Fawn and Charlie were obscured by the desk.

Ed threw Patrick behind the sofa, then picked up a dainty marble-topped end table and ran through the smoke towards Man Bun. Man Bun swung to shoot as Ed came into his peripheral vision, but the wounded leg made him clumsy and the circle of marble smashed him in the face.

Charlie got a spit shower as Fawn gave up trying to reach the gun and used both hands to fight the bar crushing her throat. On the other side of the desk, Ed and Man Bun hit the floor and Man Bun shot wildly into a side wall.

Fawn finally choked out, freeing Charlie to grab her sister’s pistol and bob above the desk. Ed sat on Man Bun’s bloodied leg, but Man Bun was winning the battle to turn his pistol towards Ed.

‘This is for Harry,’ Charlie snarled, rounding the desk and shooting Man Bun through the eye from point blank range.

Ed staggered back, splattered in gore. Charlie’s giant T-shirt was soaked through, ripped at the neck and hanging off one shoulder. Her arms and face were bloody, but there was no hesitation as she went back behind the desk and fired two shots. One in Fawn’s heart and one through the temple.

Charlie leaned on the desk, coughing from dust and gun smoke. A thousand emotions and no time to deal with them. She’d been running over the debris barefoot, but now she felt the cuts in her bloodied soles.

‘Go call the elevator,’ Charlie told Ed, as she snatched a little Tec-9 machine gun. ‘Be careful, the butler and the superhero might be around somewhere.’

She looked at Fawn’s Nikes. They were too big, but there was a ton of broken glass around the doorway, so she yanked them off and pulled them painfully over her bloodied feet.

‘Elevator’s here,’ Ed shouted through the huge doors. ‘I’m holding it.’