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Chapters (83)
  1. Cover
  2. Title Page
  3. ALSO BY ROBERT MUCHAMORE
  4. PART ONE
  5. 1 SLASHED RUBBER
  6. 2 NOT HARRY POTTER
  7. 3 A THOUSAND BUCKS
  8. 4 SOFIA SILVER
  9. 5 DEL TACO
  10. 6 RAINBOW ROAD
  11. 7 BEAUTIFUL FREAK
  12. 8 CHEESY BALLS
  13. 9 DAZED AND CONFUSED
  14. 10 NEW-BABY SMELL
  15. 11 GOON SQUAD
  16. 12 ONE-LEGGED GRANNIES
  17. PART TWO
  18. 13 SNor
  19. 14 GOOD LUCK, CHARLIE
  20. 15 BEEF AND COKE
  21. 16 CHEF CHANNING
  22. 17 MAD BOMBER
  23. 18 BLOODSHOT
  24. 19 MANSPLAINING
  25. 20 NAPALM DROPS
  26. 21 BETSY & MEL
  27. 22 TERRIBLE TRIO
  28. 23 VICE PRINCIPAL
  29. 24 HOT OR NOT
  30. 25 JUICE JET
  31. 26 LANA’S TINY FEET
  32. 27 SEXY TOAST
  33. 28 COLGATE CHEST
  34. 29 TEACHERS ARE DICKS
  35. 30 DEVELOPMENT KITCHEN B
  36. 31 D IN MATH
  37. 32 BLOODY LOVE SCIENCE
  38. 33 EARLY BIRD
  39. 34 PATIENT Q
  40. 35 ALL A BIT CRUMMY
  41. 36 SAMURAI COP II
  42. 37 DIRTY SHAKE
  43. PART THREE
  44. 38 FREE FLOOR MATS
  45. 39 BREAKING BAD
  46. 40 LOVE SHACK
  47. 41 INDUSTRIAL RELATIONS
  48. 42 ONE-ONE-SEVEN
  49. 43 KILLER-T
  50. 44 SPOILED BRATS
  51. 45 BACK TAXIS
  52. 46 DEAD BIRTHDAY
  53. 47 TEAM MANGO
  54. 48 TWELVE-PIECE BUCKET
  55. 49 CLYDE’S DONGFENG
  56. 50 HAVING WORDS
  57. 51 BOUNCING BOYS
  58. 52 ZOMBIE SMASH
  59. 53 OLIVE PALM DRIVE
  60. 54 IGNITION
  61. 55 BUST
  62. PART FOUR
  63. 56 DEAD BUGS
  64. 57 ONE-POINT-SIX BILLION
  65. 58 PEER PRESSURE
  66. 59 GREEN FINGERS
  67. 60 TERATOMA TUMORS
  68. 61 WHIPPED CREAM
  69. 62 LIVING HIGH
  70. 63 MONEY, MONEY, MONEY
  71. 64 CARDBOARD THE PIG
  72. 65 BUBBLEGUM
  73. 66 BIG ONION
  74. 67 FAMILY REUNION
  75. 68 UNSEEN POTENTIAL
  76. PART FIVE
  77. 69 STONE DEAD
  78. 70 NO MODS ALLOWED
  79. 71 THE ACCOUNTS
  80. 72 SISTER MIRACULOUS
  81. 73 SLEIGHT OF HAND
  82. PART SIX
  83. 74 HARRY II

‘Just this once, don’t argue,’ she begged Ed. ‘Grab Patrick and lock yourself in the shelter.’

Harry looked at the radio. Its luminous blue display now read, Error. No base station. He pressed the buttons again, but just got the error message

I want Charlie down in that shelter too. I need to tell Vern and Rosie. But the vans will be through the gate any second.

Patrick was squealing and Ed defiant as Harry vaulted the rail at the end of his front porch. Rosie and Vern’s place was less than fifty yards away, and he remembered how Rosie’s sharpshooting had saved their asses during the previous attack.

‘Eat this, zombie bastards,’ Charlie shouted as she opened the kitchen window and lobbed several of her handmade grenades towards the vans approaching the house. ‘And, Ed, I’m not telling you again. Get down that shelter NOW!’

Harry only made it a couple of paces from the porch before one of the guards he’d been paying for stepped from behind Vern’s parked Jeep and tackled him. Harry tried to shove him off, but another guy loomed overhead and smashed his nose with a rifle butt.

It wasn’t a zombie.

‘Long time no see, Harry,’ Man Bun smirked as the guard snatched Harry’s rifle.

A pair of Charlie’s homemade grenades exploded almost simultaneously. The lead van was too close to the house, but the blast threw up clouds of dirt and set fire to the underside of the second van.

Harry tried to scramble as Man Bun and the security guard shielded their eyes from a third grenade blast, but he was concussed and his limbs weren’t following orders. Vern and Rosie’s bedroom light came on as the two thugs dragged Harry through the dirt.

While several armed men jumped out of the burning panel van, a four-man squad who’d come from higher ground approached the rear of the house.

Dressed only in one of Harry’s T-shirts, Charlie kept screaming at Ed to get down to the shelter as she heard footsteps in the back yard. She spun, shooting the lead man in the face as he booted the back door, which Harry had left on the latch when he went out to do the repair.

Next door, Rosie had grabbed the rifle she kept propped against her bedside table. She rattled off two accurate shots, killing the driver of the lead van and a woman in body armour getting out of the second. But the team coming downhill heard the shots from the balcony and countered with a shoulder-launched mortar shell through the window of her upper rear bedroom.