Back Killer T Save as PDF
Chapters (83)
  1. Cover
  2. Title Page
  3. ALSO BY ROBERT MUCHAMORE
  4. PART ONE
  5. 1 SLASHED RUBBER
  6. 2 NOT HARRY POTTER
  7. 3 A THOUSAND BUCKS
  8. 4 SOFIA SILVER
  9. 5 DEL TACO
  10. 6 RAINBOW ROAD
  11. 7 BEAUTIFUL FREAK
  12. 8 CHEESY BALLS
  13. 9 DAZED AND CONFUSED
  14. 10 NEW-BABY SMELL
  15. 11 GOON SQUAD
  16. 12 ONE-LEGGED GRANNIES
  17. PART TWO
  18. 13 SNor
  19. 14 GOOD LUCK, CHARLIE
  20. 15 BEEF AND COKE
  21. 16 CHEF CHANNING
  22. 17 MAD BOMBER
  23. 18 BLOODSHOT
  24. 19 MANSPLAINING
  25. 20 NAPALM DROPS
  26. 21 BETSY & MEL
  27. 22 TERRIBLE TRIO
  28. 23 VICE PRINCIPAL
  29. 24 HOT OR NOT
  30. 25 JUICE JET
  31. 26 LANA’S TINY FEET
  32. 27 SEXY TOAST
  33. 28 COLGATE CHEST
  34. 29 TEACHERS ARE DICKS
  35. 30 DEVELOPMENT KITCHEN B
  36. 31 D IN MATH
  37. 32 BLOODY LOVE SCIENCE
  38. 33 EARLY BIRD
  39. 34 PATIENT Q
  40. 35 ALL A BIT CRUMMY
  41. 36 SAMURAI COP II
  42. 37 DIRTY SHAKE
  43. PART THREE
  44. 38 FREE FLOOR MATS
  45. 39 BREAKING BAD
  46. 40 LOVE SHACK
  47. 41 INDUSTRIAL RELATIONS
  48. 42 ONE-ONE-SEVEN
  49. 43 KILLER-T
  50. 44 SPOILED BRATS
  51. 45 BACK TAXIS
  52. 46 DEAD BIRTHDAY
  53. 47 TEAM MANGO
  54. 48 TWELVE-PIECE BUCKET
  55. 49 CLYDE’S DONGFENG
  56. 50 HAVING WORDS
  57. 51 BOUNCING BOYS
  58. 52 ZOMBIE SMASH
  59. 53 OLIVE PALM DRIVE
  60. 54 IGNITION
  61. 55 BUST
  62. PART FOUR
  63. 56 DEAD BUGS
  64. 57 ONE-POINT-SIX BILLION
  65. 58 PEER PRESSURE
  66. 59 GREEN FINGERS
  67. 60 TERATOMA TUMORS
  68. 61 WHIPPED CREAM
  69. 62 LIVING HIGH
  70. 63 MONEY, MONEY, MONEY
  71. 64 CARDBOARD THE PIG
  72. 65 BUBBLEGUM
  73. 66 BIG ONION
  74. 67 FAMILY REUNION
  75. 68 UNSEEN POTENTIAL
  76. PART FIVE
  77. 69 STONE DEAD
  78. 70 NO MODS ALLOWED
  79. 71 THE ACCOUNTS
  80. 72 SISTER MIRACULOUS
  81. 73 SLEIGHT OF HAND
  82. PART SIX
  83. 74 HARRY II

He recognised the voice of the redhead with the amazing long hair. ‘Copy, Harry. Is there a problem?’

‘I’m going out back with a ladder to fix my air-conditioner. Just letting you know, so one of your drones doesn’t shoot fifty thousand volts up my rear!’

‘I’ll program a buffer zone around your house,’ the redhead answered. ‘And you be careful – it’s windy out here.’

The racket from the air-con meant Harry didn’t hear the howling wind until it almost snatched the back door out of his hand. Harry isolated the air-conditioner with a switch at ground level, then rested the little ladder against the house and fixed on his leather tool belt and the elastic strap of a head-mounted lamp.

There were a bunch of weird-looking shell beetles crawling on the ground and Harry sprayed the area around the ladder with insecticide before climbing up. The storm was chucking up dust and he considered going down for a set of goggles as he loosened three screws on a safety grille and let it pivot down round the fourth.

He gave the fan blades a wiggle, confirming it was vibration from the cracked bearing making the blades rattle. But when he felt in his tool belt he realised he’d climbed up without the wrench he needed to tighten them.

‘Dammit.’

Harry coughed into his virus mask as he went down the ladder and opened the expanding tool box. He found the wrench in the second layer of drawers, and was about to climb back up when he noticed moving white light.

Nerves kicked in as he looked round the side of the house and saw two panel vans at the gate. Harry charged into the house and roared up the stairs.

‘Charlie, wake the hell up!’

She sprang up sleepily, accidentally leaning on Patrick’s arm and making him yelp.

‘I think the zombies are back,’ Harry shouted as he reached the bedroom doorway. ‘I’ll grab my gun and go wake Vern. You get the boys down in the shelter.’

He reached for the assault rifle on top of his wardrobe, stuck two spare clips in his tool belt, then grabbed the walkie-talkie.

‘What’s going on at the front gate?’ Harry shouted into the box. ‘Front gate, do you copy?’

The redhead spoke. ‘One of my colleagues isn’t well. His replacement is arriving. No cause for alarm.’

But her tone was off somehow, and one sick guard didn’t explain two vans. Back downstairs, Harry stepped out of the front door where he could see the front gate being opened by two men.

When the walkie-talkies got handed out, the guard explained two buttons. One sent an emergency alarm to all the other radios on the circuit, while the other alerted the local police. Harry flipped a protective cover and pressed both buttons as Charlie yelled inside the house.