Back Killer T
Chapters (83)
  1. Cover
  2. Title Page
  3. ALSO BY ROBERT MUCHAMORE
  4. PART ONE
  5. 1 SLASHED RUBBER
  6. 2 NOT HARRY POTTER
  7. 3 A THOUSAND BUCKS
  8. 4 SOFIA SILVER
  9. 5 DEL TACO
  10. 6 RAINBOW ROAD
  11. 7 BEAUTIFUL FREAK
  12. 8 CHEESY BALLS
  13. 9 DAZED AND CONFUSED
  14. 10 NEW-BABY SMELL
  15. 11 GOON SQUAD
  16. 12 ONE-LEGGED GRANNIES
  17. PART TWO
  18. 13 SNor
  19. 14 GOOD LUCK, CHARLIE
  20. 15 BEEF AND COKE
  21. 16 CHEF CHANNING
  22. 17 MAD BOMBER
  23. 18 BLOODSHOT
  24. 19 MANSPLAINING
  25. 20 NAPALM DROPS
  26. 21 BETSY & MEL
  27. 22 TERRIBLE TRIO
  28. 23 VICE PRINCIPAL
  29. 24 HOT OR NOT
  30. 25 JUICE JET
  31. 26 LANA’S TINY FEET
  32. 27 SEXY TOAST
  33. 28 COLGATE CHEST
  34. 29 TEACHERS ARE DICKS
  35. 30 DEVELOPMENT KITCHEN B
  36. 31 D IN MATH
  37. 32 BLOODY LOVE SCIENCE
  38. 33 EARLY BIRD
  39. 34 PATIENT Q
  40. 35 ALL A BIT CRUMMY
  41. 36 SAMURAI COP II
  42. 37 DIRTY SHAKE
  43. PART THREE
  44. 38 FREE FLOOR MATS
  45. 39 BREAKING BAD
  46. 40 LOVE SHACK
  47. 41 INDUSTRIAL RELATIONS
  48. 42 ONE-ONE-SEVEN
  49. 43 KILLER-T
  50. 44 SPOILED BRATS
  51. 45 BACK TAXIS
  52. 46 DEAD BIRTHDAY
  53. 47 TEAM MANGO
  54. 48 TWELVE-PIECE BUCKET
  55. 49 CLYDE’S DONGFENG
  56. 50 HAVING WORDS
  57. 51 BOUNCING BOYS
  58. 52 ZOMBIE SMASH
  59. 53 OLIVE PALM DRIVE
  60. 54 IGNITION
  61. 55 BUST
  62. PART FOUR
  63. 56 DEAD BUGS
  64. 57 ONE-POINT-SIX BILLION
  65. 58 PEER PRESSURE
  66. 59 GREEN FINGERS
  67. 60 TERATOMA TUMORS
  68. 61 WHIPPED CREAM
  69. 62 LIVING HIGH
  70. 63 MONEY, MONEY, MONEY
  71. 64 CARDBOARD THE PIG
  72. 65 BUBBLEGUM
  73. 66 BIG ONION
  74. 67 FAMILY REUNION
  75. 68 UNSEEN POTENTIAL
  76. PART FIVE
  77. 69 STONE DEAD
  78. 70 NO MODS ALLOWED
  79. 71 THE ACCOUNTS
  80. 72 SISTER MIRACULOUS
  81. 73 SLEIGHT OF HAND
  82. PART SIX
  83. 74 HARRY II

As the last of Charlie’s grenades hit bodies fleeing the burning vans, the mortar explosion ripped a huge hole in Rosie and Vern’s roof and destroyed the internal walls on the upper floor. Vern was hobbling to his gun cabinet when the ceiling crashed on to him, while the force of the blast knocked Rosie half out of the window as chunks of drywall flew and wooden splinters speared her back.

Harry tried breaking loose, but explosions, dust and the blow to the head had disorientated him. There was smoke and flame outside as he got dragged up the porch steps and into the kitchen. Charlie had her arms raised and two rifles in her face, while Ed’s fear of going down the shelter meant neither he nor Patrick had reached safety.

Masked and body-armoured figures swarmed out front and in the hallway, while outside several moaned from grenade injuries.

‘Both vans are shot up,’ someone reported to Man Bun. ‘Two dead, at least six injured.’

‘Another dead in here,’ a voice added sourly. ‘Nobody told us we were heading into grenades and snipers.’

‘Quit your whining,’ Man Bun roared. ‘If our vans are wrecked, take the Porsche and the Jeep.’ Then he pointed at three guys. ‘The lab is down the hatch in the living room. Get the machinery out, then start spreading the explosives around. The boss wants this house levelled.’

‘Cops will have their drones out with all these explosions,’ a giant superhero noted.

‘Let my people worry about cops,’ Man Bun said as he approached Charlie. ‘Go search upstairs. If they’re running a lab, they’ve probably got cash lying around.’

A powerfully modded guy knocked Charlie to her knees and wrenched her arm tight behind her back as Man Bun closed in.

‘Long time no see, Charlie girl,’ Man Bun teased. ‘You’ll have to forgive your security team. But, you know, these rent-a-cops have families to look out for. Except the dumb redhead, who took a bullet for her trouble.’

Charlie scowled up at her tormentor. He’d had some work done, looking years younger and without the stooped posture.

‘Prick,’ was all Charlie could think to say.

Across the hall, someone shouted that they’d found the lab. Harry was dazed and blood streamed from his broken nose, but nobody was looking his way, and he still wore a belt full of tools.

‘Let’s have Charlie girl tied tight so she can’t misbehave,’ Man Bun ordered. Then he turned towards Harry. ‘Haven’t you got big and strong since I squeezed your little boy balls?’

‘Are we taking the two kids?’ someone asked.

‘Sure,’ Man Bun said. ‘If they’re not wanted, they’re easily disposed of.’

Charlie whimpered as the superhero tightened rope round her ankles.

‘Stop fussing!’ Man Bun teased, and he spun and booted Charlie in the ribs.

‘Leave her alone,’ Harry roared.