Back Killer T
Chapters (83)
  1. Cover
  2. Title Page
  3. ALSO BY ROBERT MUCHAMORE
  4. PART ONE
  5. 1 SLASHED RUBBER
  6. 2 NOT HARRY POTTER
  7. 3 A THOUSAND BUCKS
  8. 4 SOFIA SILVER
  9. 5 DEL TACO
  10. 6 RAINBOW ROAD
  11. 7 BEAUTIFUL FREAK
  12. 8 CHEESY BALLS
  13. 9 DAZED AND CONFUSED
  14. 10 NEW-BABY SMELL
  15. 11 GOON SQUAD
  16. 12 ONE-LEGGED GRANNIES
  17. PART TWO
  18. 13 SNor
  19. 14 GOOD LUCK, CHARLIE
  20. 15 BEEF AND COKE
  21. 16 CHEF CHANNING
  22. 17 MAD BOMBER
  23. 18 BLOODSHOT
  24. 19 MANSPLAINING
  25. 20 NAPALM DROPS
  26. 21 BETSY & MEL
  27. 22 TERRIBLE TRIO
  28. 23 VICE PRINCIPAL
  29. 24 HOT OR NOT
  30. 25 JUICE JET
  31. 26 LANA’S TINY FEET
  32. 27 SEXY TOAST
  33. 28 COLGATE CHEST
  34. 29 TEACHERS ARE DICKS
  35. 30 DEVELOPMENT KITCHEN B
  36. 31 D IN MATH
  37. 32 BLOODY LOVE SCIENCE
  38. 33 EARLY BIRD
  39. 34 PATIENT Q
  40. 35 ALL A BIT CRUMMY
  41. 36 SAMURAI COP II
  42. 37 DIRTY SHAKE
  43. PART THREE
  44. 38 FREE FLOOR MATS
  45. 39 BREAKING BAD
  46. 40 LOVE SHACK
  47. 41 INDUSTRIAL RELATIONS
  48. 42 ONE-ONE-SEVEN
  49. 43 KILLER-T
  50. 44 SPOILED BRATS
  51. 45 BACK TAXIS
  52. 46 DEAD BIRTHDAY
  53. 47 TEAM MANGO
  54. 48 TWELVE-PIECE BUCKET
  55. 49 CLYDE’S DONGFENG
  56. 50 HAVING WORDS
  57. 51 BOUNCING BOYS
  58. 52 ZOMBIE SMASH
  59. 53 OLIVE PALM DRIVE
  60. 54 IGNITION
  61. 55 BUST
  62. PART FOUR
  63. 56 DEAD BUGS
  64. 57 ONE-POINT-SIX BILLION
  65. 58 PEER PRESSURE
  66. 59 GREEN FINGERS
  67. 60 TERATOMA TUMORS
  68. 61 WHIPPED CREAM
  69. 62 LIVING HIGH
  70. 63 MONEY, MONEY, MONEY
  71. 64 CARDBOARD THE PIG
  72. 65 BUBBLEGUM
  73. 66 BIG ONION
  74. 67 FAMILY REUNION
  75. 68 UNSEEN POTENTIAL
  76. PART FIVE
  77. 69 STONE DEAD
  78. 70 NO MODS ALLOWED
  79. 71 THE ACCOUNTS
  80. 72 SISTER MIRACULOUS
  81. 73 SLEIGHT OF HAND
  82. PART SIX
  83. 74 HARRY II

‘We were about to,’ Juno said, ‘but we had to be careful. Fawn’s your sister. For all we knew you’re back on terms with her.’

Charlie wasn’t convinced, but knew she’d learn nothing useful by calling them liars.

‘So how can I help you?’ Charlie asked, hiding her suspicions.

‘We’re riding a downward spiral,’ Juno admitted. ‘You and Mango taught me good and I ran a tight lab, until Seth gambled the money we needed to pay off the Janssens. I brokered a deal with some guys in LA to produce a batch of fighting-dog embryos. The plan was to do that and sell our lab equipment. We’d have had enough money to pay our debts and make a fresh start in California. But the cops raided my lab before I completed the work.

‘We owe Janssen associates four-point-something million and we burnt through the deposit the guys in California paid us,’ Mikey said, sounding super anxious. ‘The only way we get out of this mess alive is if we can access a decent lab, finish the job and get paid.’

‘I’ve got the embryos in the trunk,’ Juno explained. ‘You’d save our asses if you let me use your lab. We’d be out of your hair in a day if you helped.’

‘I’ve seen videos of nightmare dogs fighting,’ Charlie said, shaking her head. ‘It’s barbaric.’

‘I know it’s no picnic,’ Juno snapped. ‘But is your godson getting orphaned any better?’

‘Nobody gets in my lab,’ Charlie said. ‘I have money set aside. What if I gave you some cash, so you could make a fresh start somewhere out of state?’

‘Fawn’s merciless – they’d always be looking for us,’ Juno pleaded. ‘I know we had our differences towards the end, Charlie. But we were good buddies. We had fun, back in the day.’

Charlie was torn. She did have fond memories of Juno. They’d been especially close the first year after she’d been released from White Boulder, when Harry had stopped talking to her. But Charlie didn’t accept that they’d spent two days following her around just to ask for help.

Plus, they both had zombie mods going on. It was one of the milder ones, but Charlie suspected that Seth gambling and getting killed, the lab getting seized by cops and the angry California dog fighters were all linked with Juno and Mikey living in a permanently high state that made it near impossible to judge risks and make good decisions.

But then there was Patrick. If it wasn’t for the four-year-old, Charlie would have bounced already.