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Chapters (83)
  1. Cover
  2. Title Page
  3. ALSO BY ROBERT MUCHAMORE
  4. PART ONE
  5. 1 SLASHED RUBBER
  6. 2 NOT HARRY POTTER
  7. 3 A THOUSAND BUCKS
  8. 4 SOFIA SILVER
  9. 5 DEL TACO
  10. 6 RAINBOW ROAD
  11. 7 BEAUTIFUL FREAK
  12. 8 CHEESY BALLS
  13. 9 DAZED AND CONFUSED
  14. 10 NEW-BABY SMELL
  15. 11 GOON SQUAD
  16. 12 ONE-LEGGED GRANNIES
  17. PART TWO
  18. 13 SNor
  19. 14 GOOD LUCK, CHARLIE
  20. 15 BEEF AND COKE
  21. 16 CHEF CHANNING
  22. 17 MAD BOMBER
  23. 18 BLOODSHOT
  24. 19 MANSPLAINING
  25. 20 NAPALM DROPS
  26. 21 BETSY & MEL
  27. 22 TERRIBLE TRIO
  28. 23 VICE PRINCIPAL
  29. 24 HOT OR NOT
  30. 25 JUICE JET
  31. 26 LANA’S TINY FEET
  32. 27 SEXY TOAST
  33. 28 COLGATE CHEST
  34. 29 TEACHERS ARE DICKS
  35. 30 DEVELOPMENT KITCHEN B
  36. 31 D IN MATH
  37. 32 BLOODY LOVE SCIENCE
  38. 33 EARLY BIRD
  39. 34 PATIENT Q
  40. 35 ALL A BIT CRUMMY
  41. 36 SAMURAI COP II
  42. 37 DIRTY SHAKE
  43. PART THREE
  44. 38 FREE FLOOR MATS
  45. 39 BREAKING BAD
  46. 40 LOVE SHACK
  47. 41 INDUSTRIAL RELATIONS
  48. 42 ONE-ONE-SEVEN
  49. 43 KILLER-T
  50. 44 SPOILED BRATS
  51. 45 BACK TAXIS
  52. 46 DEAD BIRTHDAY
  53. 47 TEAM MANGO
  54. 48 TWELVE-PIECE BUCKET
  55. 49 CLYDE’S DONGFENG
  56. 50 HAVING WORDS
  57. 51 BOUNCING BOYS
  58. 52 ZOMBIE SMASH
  59. 53 OLIVE PALM DRIVE
  60. 54 IGNITION
  61. 55 BUST
  62. PART FOUR
  63. 56 DEAD BUGS
  64. 57 ONE-POINT-SIX BILLION
  65. 58 PEER PRESSURE
  66. 59 GREEN FINGERS
  67. 60 TERATOMA TUMORS
  68. 61 WHIPPED CREAM
  69. 62 LIVING HIGH
  70. 63 MONEY, MONEY, MONEY
  71. 64 CARDBOARD THE PIG
  72. 65 BUBBLEGUM
  73. 66 BIG ONION
  74. 67 FAMILY REUNION
  75. 68 UNSEEN POTENTIAL
  76. PART FIVE
  77. 69 STONE DEAD
  78. 70 NO MODS ALLOWED
  79. 71 THE ACCOUNTS
  80. 72 SISTER MIRACULOUS
  81. 73 SLEIGHT OF HAND
  82. PART SIX
  83. 74 HARRY II

It wasn’t the road he’d planned to use, but the streets were on a grid and having the casino towers at his back gave Harry confidence that he was moving west. A motorbike speared the silence, shooting down the empty road at more than a hundred miles per hour, closely followed by another.

Harry wondered if they had some mission, or had decided to use the empty roads as a racetrack. A right took him into Olive Palm Drive, a short cul-de-sac with houses fanning off a turning circle at the far end.

It seemed unusually bright, because everyone was home with the lights on. Harry spotted number eight and imagined Charlie inside, watching TV with her foster family. The front lawns didn’t offer cover and Harry felt exposed as he saw the alleyway leading to a kids’ play area.

Two masked sisters played catch in their back yard as Harry jogged, wooden fences tight on either side. The little park was shabby, with two out of three swings broken. He recognised the wood and plastic climbing castle from Charlie’s photo. He ducked beneath a wooden ladder and reached into a gap, where a turret was bolted to a bright red tunnel.

Harry’s gloved fingers touched a plastic food container and it took a hard tug to strip the plumber’s tape holding it in place. The tub was slippery with condensation, and Harry popped it open and got splashed with melted ice, which Charlie had packed around the glass vials to keep the vaccine cool.

A scuttling sound came from Harry’s left, making him back out and bash his shoulder on a wooden prop. As he glanced around, shocked and with water from the open box trickling inside his shirtsleeve, Charlie stood up at the end of the slide.

‘You scared the tits off me!’ Harry gasped.

She was dressed not to be seen, in dark purple leggings and a black hoodie.

‘I was hoping you’d show,’ Charlie said, grinning behind her mask. ‘But when this big muscle guy arrived, I scrambled up the slide.’

‘I started doing push-ups,’ Harry joked, pulling his mask away from his face for a moment to catch fresh air.

Charlie stepped forward and held her arms out wide. ‘I’ve missed you.’

‘Me too,’ Harry said, masked face to masked face, each wrapping gloved hands round the other’s dark clothing.

‘Crazy times …’ Charlie said as she took a half step back. ‘Everything happening at once.’

‘For sure,’ Harry said, nodding.

‘Your mods look good. So many guys go overboard.’

‘I get told that a lot,’ Harry said, flattered. ‘I mainly got it because of my acne. I’d look in the mirror and hate myself.’

Charlie nodded thoughtfully. ‘You should inject your vaccine now. Full immunity takes at least a day to build up, but it should improve your ability to fight a virus within hours. I take it you know how to inject yourself?’