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Chapters (83)
  1. Cover
  2. Title Page
  3. ALSO BY ROBERT MUCHAMORE
  4. PART ONE
  5. 1 SLASHED RUBBER
  6. 2 NOT HARRY POTTER
  7. 3 A THOUSAND BUCKS
  8. 4 SOFIA SILVER
  9. 5 DEL TACO
  10. 6 RAINBOW ROAD
  11. 7 BEAUTIFUL FREAK
  12. 8 CHEESY BALLS
  13. 9 DAZED AND CONFUSED
  14. 10 NEW-BABY SMELL
  15. 11 GOON SQUAD
  16. 12 ONE-LEGGED GRANNIES
  17. PART TWO
  18. 13 SNor
  19. 14 GOOD LUCK, CHARLIE
  20. 15 BEEF AND COKE
  21. 16 CHEF CHANNING
  22. 17 MAD BOMBER
  23. 18 BLOODSHOT
  24. 19 MANSPLAINING
  25. 20 NAPALM DROPS
  26. 21 BETSY & MEL
  27. 22 TERRIBLE TRIO
  28. 23 VICE PRINCIPAL
  29. 24 HOT OR NOT
  30. 25 JUICE JET
  31. 26 LANA’S TINY FEET
  32. 27 SEXY TOAST
  33. 28 COLGATE CHEST
  34. 29 TEACHERS ARE DICKS
  35. 30 DEVELOPMENT KITCHEN B
  36. 31 D IN MATH
  37. 32 BLOODY LOVE SCIENCE
  38. 33 EARLY BIRD
  39. 34 PATIENT Q
  40. 35 ALL A BIT CRUMMY
  41. 36 SAMURAI COP II
  42. 37 DIRTY SHAKE
  43. PART THREE
  44. 38 FREE FLOOR MATS
  45. 39 BREAKING BAD
  46. 40 LOVE SHACK
  47. 41 INDUSTRIAL RELATIONS
  48. 42 ONE-ONE-SEVEN
  49. 43 KILLER-T
  50. 44 SPOILED BRATS
  51. 45 BACK TAXIS
  52. 46 DEAD BIRTHDAY
  53. 47 TEAM MANGO
  54. 48 TWELVE-PIECE BUCKET
  55. 49 CLYDE’S DONGFENG
  56. 50 HAVING WORDS
  57. 51 BOUNCING BOYS
  58. 52 ZOMBIE SMASH
  59. 53 OLIVE PALM DRIVE
  60. 54 IGNITION
  61. 55 BUST
  62. PART FOUR
  63. 56 DEAD BUGS
  64. 57 ONE-POINT-SIX BILLION
  65. 58 PEER PRESSURE
  66. 59 GREEN FINGERS
  67. 60 TERATOMA TUMORS
  68. 61 WHIPPED CREAM
  69. 62 LIVING HIGH
  70. 63 MONEY, MONEY, MONEY
  71. 64 CARDBOARD THE PIG
  72. 65 BUBBLEGUM
  73. 66 BIG ONION
  74. 67 FAMILY REUNION
  75. 68 UNSEEN POTENTIAL
  76. PART FIVE
  77. 69 STONE DEAD
  78. 70 NO MODS ALLOWED
  79. 71 THE ACCOUNTS
  80. 72 SISTER MIRACULOUS
  81. 73 SLEIGHT OF HAND
  82. PART SIX
  83. 74 HARRY II

Harry cracked a childlike grin when he stepped on to the hard shoulder, catching a whiff of rubber in the warm evening air as he stared at fourteen lanes of nothing. Turning back gave a vista over the west side of the Vegas strip. The giant casinos’ rear video screens usually enticed visitors arriving from California with ads for their latest shows and restaurants. But tonight they were either dark, or said stuff like Casino closed – We wish our guests the best of health and a safe journey home. Most of the casino lights were off, but some rooms had lights on inside, and Harry got a tingle, imagining lonely souls who hadn’t got home before the airport closed.

Velcro ripped as Harry pulled his Nikon out of the pack. The controls felt clumsy through gloves and his mask made it hard to get the viewfinder close to his eye. He photographed the rows of casino signs, then jogged to the central reservation, where he switched the camera into low-light mode and took several shots down the empty freeway.

The roar of a military truck sandwiched between a pair of cop cars blew up from behind an overpass, blue and reds flashing, but no need for sirens. Harry was out of practice with the camera, but he kept low, set a slow exposure and rested the camera on the central barrier so that the skimming cars turned into streaks of light.

He viewed the image. It wasn’t great, but having a few shots on the memory card would help the photographer argument if he got busted. The ideal outcome was to not get busted at all, so Harry crossed the rest of the freeway, hurdled a low fence and found himself in an overgrown patch at the back of a souvenir store wrapped in bright yellow signage.

Don’t pay crazy strip prices! Fridge magnets $3 for 4, smartphone cases $4, tees from $6 or 4 for $20.

There were some makeshift shelters in the overgrown scrub between the freeway and the back of the store. The tangle of plants would easily hide a flaked-out zombie and while Harry’s virus mask filtered smells, hundreds of buzzing flies were a sure indicator of filth. It was a relief to reach the rear of the souvenir store without anything squelching underfoot.

‘Down on the ground,’ someone shouted.

Harry jolted and glanced both ways, before realising it came from the front of the store and wasn’t meant for him. When he peeked round the side of the building, Harry saw the headlights of a Vegas Metro police car and a military truck with slatted sides, like the one he’d seen on the freeway.