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Chapters (83)
  1. Cover
  2. Title Page
  3. ALSO BY ROBERT MUCHAMORE
  4. PART ONE
  5. 1 SLASHED RUBBER
  6. 2 NOT HARRY POTTER
  7. 3 A THOUSAND BUCKS
  8. 4 SOFIA SILVER
  9. 5 DEL TACO
  10. 6 RAINBOW ROAD
  11. 7 BEAUTIFUL FREAK
  12. 8 CHEESY BALLS
  13. 9 DAZED AND CONFUSED
  14. 10 NEW-BABY SMELL
  15. 11 GOON SQUAD
  16. 12 ONE-LEGGED GRANNIES
  17. PART TWO
  18. 13 SNor
  19. 14 GOOD LUCK, CHARLIE
  20. 15 BEEF AND COKE
  21. 16 CHEF CHANNING
  22. 17 MAD BOMBER
  23. 18 BLOODSHOT
  24. 19 MANSPLAINING
  25. 20 NAPALM DROPS
  26. 21 BETSY & MEL
  27. 22 TERRIBLE TRIO
  28. 23 VICE PRINCIPAL
  29. 24 HOT OR NOT
  30. 25 JUICE JET
  31. 26 LANA’S TINY FEET
  32. 27 SEXY TOAST
  33. 28 COLGATE CHEST
  34. 29 TEACHERS ARE DICKS
  35. 30 DEVELOPMENT KITCHEN B
  36. 31 D IN MATH
  37. 32 BLOODY LOVE SCIENCE
  38. 33 EARLY BIRD
  39. 34 PATIENT Q
  40. 35 ALL A BIT CRUMMY
  41. 36 SAMURAI COP II
  42. 37 DIRTY SHAKE
  43. PART THREE
  44. 38 FREE FLOOR MATS
  45. 39 BREAKING BAD
  46. 40 LOVE SHACK
  47. 41 INDUSTRIAL RELATIONS
  48. 42 ONE-ONE-SEVEN
  49. 43 KILLER-T
  50. 44 SPOILED BRATS
  51. 45 BACK TAXIS
  52. 46 DEAD BIRTHDAY
  53. 47 TEAM MANGO
  54. 48 TWELVE-PIECE BUCKET
  55. 49 CLYDE’S DONGFENG
  56. 50 HAVING WORDS
  57. 51 BOUNCING BOYS
  58. 52 ZOMBIE SMASH
  59. 53 OLIVE PALM DRIVE
  60. 54 IGNITION
  61. 55 BUST
  62. PART FOUR
  63. 56 DEAD BUGS
  64. 57 ONE-POINT-SIX BILLION
  65. 58 PEER PRESSURE
  66. 59 GREEN FINGERS
  67. 60 TERATOMA TUMORS
  68. 61 WHIPPED CREAM
  69. 62 LIVING HIGH
  70. 63 MONEY, MONEY, MONEY
  71. 64 CARDBOARD THE PIG
  72. 65 BUBBLEGUM
  73. 66 BIG ONION
  74. 67 FAMILY REUNION
  75. 68 UNSEEN POTENTIAL
  76. PART FIVE
  77. 69 STONE DEAD
  78. 70 NO MODS ALLOWED
  79. 71 THE ACCOUNTS
  80. 72 SISTER MIRACULOUS
  81. 73 SLEIGHT OF HAND
  82. PART SIX
  83. 74 HARRY II

There was puke sprayed the other side of the double-lounger and a sparrow pecking at it. Harry didn’t think he’d been sick, but most of what happened after Matt left was a blur.

‘Time you got your ass home,’ a cleaner said irritably. She wore a chequered smock, thick rubber gloves and had faded tattoos down her arms.

Harry felt like his brain would rupture as he sat up, rubbing his face and planting his feet down. The pool shoes on the floor weren’t his, but they’d do. He looked around for his tank top.

‘You seen a blue-grey tank?’ Harry asked, then started coughing.

‘Ya ain’t supposed to be here,’ the woman said sharply. ‘And we ain’t gonna start looking for your shit.’

Harry tapped his back pocket, relieved to feel his phone, house key and money clip zipped inside his swim shorts. It was a $90 Lululemon tank that he looked good in, but his thirst and a need for the toilet overrode any desire to start searching.

The deck swayed as Harry stood and steadied himself on a post. The scene across the pool reminded him of a news item he’d seen about kids who lived on landfill sites. There was tons of litter, sticky cocktail spills and lounger cushions floating in the pool.

Harry stumbled round the pool towards the glass elevator, straddling half-eaten nachos, beer cans and dried blood.

A guy in the pool wore rubber waders, using a giant boom to scoop litter off the surface. When Harry caught the cleaner’s eye, he got a look of pure hate. He realised he was the hungover spoiled brat, loathed by people on minimum wage who had to clean up after him.

Harry drank from a water fountain outside the restrooms. A smell like a rotting carcass turned him off the gents.

‘Hello?’ he yelled, making sure there was no answer before cutting into a stall in the ladies. He kicked a dead lip gloss across the floor, then walked into a stall and lifted the seat.

Harry was halfway through a much-needed piss when he noticed a wasp on the wall, the stripes on its back a shimmering metallic purple. He hadn’t noticed with his blurred head and desperation to pee, but someone must have spilled something sugary in the next stall because the synthetic wasps were coming under the partition and a few fizzed up near the ceiling.

‘Christ,’ Harry gasped, spraying his shorts as he backed out frantically.

The University of Chicago biology student who’d engineered purple wasps was serving fifty years in federal prison, but his genetically altered creatures had spread across North America. Besides their dark metallic stripes, purple wasps produced a much more potent venom than regular wasps. It could kill an untreated child in twenty minutes, or an adult in three agonising hours.