Back Killer T
Chapters (83)
  1. Cover
  2. Title Page
  3. ALSO BY ROBERT MUCHAMORE
  4. PART ONE
  5. 1 SLASHED RUBBER
  6. 2 NOT HARRY POTTER
  7. 3 A THOUSAND BUCKS
  8. 4 SOFIA SILVER
  9. 5 DEL TACO
  10. 6 RAINBOW ROAD
  11. 7 BEAUTIFUL FREAK
  12. 8 CHEESY BALLS
  13. 9 DAZED AND CONFUSED
  14. 10 NEW-BABY SMELL
  15. 11 GOON SQUAD
  16. 12 ONE-LEGGED GRANNIES
  17. PART TWO
  18. 13 SNor
  19. 14 GOOD LUCK, CHARLIE
  20. 15 BEEF AND COKE
  21. 16 CHEF CHANNING
  22. 17 MAD BOMBER
  23. 18 BLOODSHOT
  24. 19 MANSPLAINING
  25. 20 NAPALM DROPS
  26. 21 BETSY & MEL
  27. 22 TERRIBLE TRIO
  28. 23 VICE PRINCIPAL
  29. 24 HOT OR NOT
  30. 25 JUICE JET
  31. 26 LANA’S TINY FEET
  32. 27 SEXY TOAST
  33. 28 COLGATE CHEST
  34. 29 TEACHERS ARE DICKS
  35. 30 DEVELOPMENT KITCHEN B
  36. 31 D IN MATH
  37. 32 BLOODY LOVE SCIENCE
  38. 33 EARLY BIRD
  39. 34 PATIENT Q
  40. 35 ALL A BIT CRUMMY
  41. 36 SAMURAI COP II
  42. 37 DIRTY SHAKE
  43. PART THREE
  44. 38 FREE FLOOR MATS
  45. 39 BREAKING BAD
  46. 40 LOVE SHACK
  47. 41 INDUSTRIAL RELATIONS
  48. 42 ONE-ONE-SEVEN
  49. 43 KILLER-T
  50. 44 SPOILED BRATS
  51. 45 BACK TAXIS
  52. 46 DEAD BIRTHDAY
  53. 47 TEAM MANGO
  54. 48 TWELVE-PIECE BUCKET
  55. 49 CLYDE’S DONGFENG
  56. 50 HAVING WORDS
  57. 51 BOUNCING BOYS
  58. 52 ZOMBIE SMASH
  59. 53 OLIVE PALM DRIVE
  60. 54 IGNITION
  61. 55 BUST
  62. PART FOUR
  63. 56 DEAD BUGS
  64. 57 ONE-POINT-SIX BILLION
  65. 58 PEER PRESSURE
  66. 59 GREEN FINGERS
  67. 60 TERATOMA TUMORS
  68. 61 WHIPPED CREAM
  69. 62 LIVING HIGH
  70. 63 MONEY, MONEY, MONEY
  71. 64 CARDBOARD THE PIG
  72. 65 BUBBLEGUM
  73. 66 BIG ONION
  74. 67 FAMILY REUNION
  75. 68 UNSEEN POTENTIAL
  76. PART FIVE
  77. 69 STONE DEAD
  78. 70 NO MODS ALLOWED
  79. 71 THE ACCOUNTS
  80. 72 SISTER MIRACULOUS
  81. 73 SLEIGHT OF HAND
  82. PART SIX
  83. 74 HARRY II

Tunes helped an hour pass. Charlie got knocked out of her groove when she picked the wrong sample out of a warming cabinet. Getting a sample mixed up could have horrific health consequences and Mango had trained Charlie and Juno to follow strict labelling and task-separation protocols. But the screw-top bottle in Charlie’s hand had no label at all.

‘What’s this, Juno?’

Juno looked up from a spinning centrifuge and seemed startled.

‘Oh, that’s mine,’ she said, reaching out to grab.

Charlie would have accepted a labelling error, but they were almost out of syringes and a short time earlier she’d noticed there was only one sterile pack left in the cupboard, when there should have been two. She’d also noticed extra glassware in the dishwasher.

Charlie jiggled the sample, refusing to hand it over. ‘What is this?’

‘I had a sample jam in the sequencer. So I started from scratch, rather than find out it had gone wrong after I’d done another two hours’ work.’

It was a credible excuse, but Charlie didn’t buy it.

‘If the sequencer had cooked one of your samples, you’d have moaned like hell,’ Charlie said.

‘OK, it’s off the books,’ Juno admitted. ‘A private job.’

‘Pardon me?’ Charlie said, eyes growing wide. ‘A job for who?’

‘A guy Seth knows.’

‘Some guy your boyfriend knows? Do you even know what you’re making?’

‘He’s a personal trainer,’ Juno admitted. ‘It’s a non-targeted therapy that boosts muscle and endurance.’

‘There’s a reason people save for months and pay ten grand for individually targeted therapy,’ Charlie spat. ‘Broad-spectrum gene edits have a massively greater risk of tumours or other long-term damage. And if they don’t take auto-immune drugs and there’s a reaction …’

‘I’m making enough E. coli for a thousand doses,’ Juno said. ‘They sell for a hundred bucks a pop. Mine and Seth’s half share comes to fifty grand. It’s enough to get the deposit for a nice house, for my son, your godson. And this one job makes more than Mango pays me in three months.’

‘I’ve been to prison once,’ Charlie said, shaking a fist. ‘Do you want to go too? Do you want to see Patrick dragged off by social services?’

‘Mango is ripping us off,’ Juno spat back. ‘Two hundred fifty an hour for you, one fifty for me. Sounds like a lot when you compare it to working a register at K-Mart, but I’ll bet she’s making eighty or ninety thousand dollars from the six treatments we’re doing tonight. We’re doing all the hard work, and we’re getting less than ten per cent of the money.’