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  1. Cover
  2. Title Page
  3. ALSO BY ROBERT MUCHAMORE
  4. PART ONE
  5. 1 SLASHED RUBBER
  6. 2 NOT HARRY POTTER
  7. 3 A THOUSAND BUCKS
  8. 4 SOFIA SILVER
  9. 5 DEL TACO
  10. 6 RAINBOW ROAD
  11. 7 BEAUTIFUL FREAK
  12. 8 CHEESY BALLS
  13. 9 DAZED AND CONFUSED
  14. 10 NEW-BABY SMELL
  15. 11 GOON SQUAD
  16. 12 ONE-LEGGED GRANNIES
  17. PART TWO
  18. 13 SNor
  19. 14 GOOD LUCK, CHARLIE
  20. 15 BEEF AND COKE
  21. 16 CHEF CHANNING
  22. 17 MAD BOMBER
  23. 18 BLOODSHOT
  24. 19 MANSPLAINING
  25. 20 NAPALM DROPS
  26. 21 BETSY & MEL
  27. 22 TERRIBLE TRIO
  28. 23 VICE PRINCIPAL
  29. 24 HOT OR NOT
  30. 25 JUICE JET
  31. 26 LANA’S TINY FEET
  32. 27 SEXY TOAST
  33. 28 COLGATE CHEST
  34. 29 TEACHERS ARE DICKS
  35. 30 DEVELOPMENT KITCHEN B
  36. 31 D IN MATH
  37. 32 BLOODY LOVE SCIENCE
  38. 33 EARLY BIRD
  39. 34 PATIENT Q
  40. 35 ALL A BIT CRUMMY
  41. 36 SAMURAI COP II
  42. 37 DIRTY SHAKE
  43. PART THREE
  44. 38 FREE FLOOR MATS
  45. 39 BREAKING BAD
  46. 40 LOVE SHACK
  47. 41 INDUSTRIAL RELATIONS
  48. 42 ONE-ONE-SEVEN
  49. 43 KILLER-T
  50. 44 SPOILED BRATS
  51. 45 BACK TAXIS
  52. 46 DEAD BIRTHDAY
  53. 47 TEAM MANGO
  54. 48 TWELVE-PIECE BUCKET
  55. 49 CLYDE’S DONGFENG
  56. 50 HAVING WORDS
  57. 51 BOUNCING BOYS
  58. 52 ZOMBIE SMASH
  59. 53 OLIVE PALM DRIVE
  60. 54 IGNITION
  61. 55 BUST
  62. PART FOUR
  63. 56 DEAD BUGS
  64. 57 ONE-POINT-SIX BILLION
  65. 58 PEER PRESSURE
  66. 59 GREEN FINGERS
  67. 60 TERATOMA TUMORS
  68. 61 WHIPPED CREAM
  69. 62 LIVING HIGH
  70. 63 MONEY, MONEY, MONEY
  71. 64 CARDBOARD THE PIG
  72. 65 BUBBLEGUM
  73. 66 BIG ONION
  74. 67 FAMILY REUNION
  75. 68 UNSEEN POTENTIAL
  76. PART FIVE
  77. 69 STONE DEAD
  78. 70 NO MODS ALLOWED
  79. 71 THE ACCOUNTS
  80. 72 SISTER MIRACULOUS
  81. 73 SLEIGHT OF HAND
  82. PART SIX
  83. 74 HARRY II

‘Mango’s a qualified doctor. She pays all the expenses and you just got a five-thousand-dollar bonus,’ Charlie pointed out. ‘Most importantly, Mango shields us. She’s our only point of contact. We never see clients. Mango and her wife were the only people who knew I was doing this work, until I told her I couldn’t cope without an assistant and brought you in.

‘Mango also encrypts everything she does online. Does this random guy Seth met at the gym do that? Or did he download the gene sequence at home and bounce it to Seth’s regular Gmail? It only takes one tiny slip for the Feds to sniff out a lab.’

‘I don’t know if he uses encryption,’ Juno admitted. ‘But Seth has kept my name out of it. He told his client that stuff is made by a guy he was with at Arizona State. And the previous two batches didn’t cause any problems.’

‘Previous two?’ Charlie blurted. ‘Juno …’

‘I want a nice place to bring up my kid,’ Juno interrupted. ‘Somewhere in a gated development, with a good pre-school and full biosecurity, so Patrick can play outdoors when he starts walking.

‘I was going to do a couple more batches to see how things went, then I was going to tell you about this and offer to bring you on board. You’ve said you’re quitting this racket when you leave for college. But why not bank a couple of million, instead of a couple of hundred thousand?’

‘Mango’s been decent to me,’ Charlie said.

Juno snorted. ‘Mango just moved to a six-million-dollar house. Do you think muffins paid for that?’

‘I trusted you,’ Charlie said. ‘Now you’ve made me feel like an idiot.’

‘So, am I fired?’ Juno said, dramatically ripping off one disposable glove.

‘You’re my friend,’ Charlie answered, angry but with no idea how to deal with it. ‘Patrick’s my godson – I love him to bits. You’re a great lab partner, but you lied to me. And you’ve put my freedom at risk without consulting.’

‘You’ve got a blind spot where Mango’s concerned,’ Juno said. ‘You should be on a percentage … And …’

‘And what?’ Charlie asked.

Juno sighed. ‘I don’t know why Mango’s so tight about buying us decent equipment. Seth and I have been putting feelers out. There’s gene-editing equipment available. The good stuff’s not cheap, but after a couple more batches I’ll have enough to buy a set-up better than the junk we’re using here.’

‘You want your own lab?’ Charlie gawped. ‘You’ve only been doing this for a year.’

‘We could be partners,’ Juno said. ‘And you don’t need to be a genius to do this. The patterns for every popular mod can be downloaded. We’re lab monkeys, doing the same tasks, over and over.’