Back Killer T
Chapters (83)
  1. Cover
  2. Title Page
  3. ALSO BY ROBERT MUCHAMORE
  4. PART ONE
  5. 1 SLASHED RUBBER
  6. 2 NOT HARRY POTTER
  7. 3 A THOUSAND BUCKS
  8. 4 SOFIA SILVER
  9. 5 DEL TACO
  10. 6 RAINBOW ROAD
  11. 7 BEAUTIFUL FREAK
  12. 8 CHEESY BALLS
  13. 9 DAZED AND CONFUSED
  14. 10 NEW-BABY SMELL
  15. 11 GOON SQUAD
  16. 12 ONE-LEGGED GRANNIES
  17. PART TWO
  18. 13 SNor
  19. 14 GOOD LUCK, CHARLIE
  20. 15 BEEF AND COKE
  21. 16 CHEF CHANNING
  22. 17 MAD BOMBER
  23. 18 BLOODSHOT
  24. 19 MANSPLAINING
  25. 20 NAPALM DROPS
  26. 21 BETSY & MEL
  27. 22 TERRIBLE TRIO
  28. 23 VICE PRINCIPAL
  29. 24 HOT OR NOT
  30. 25 JUICE JET
  31. 26 LANA’S TINY FEET
  32. 27 SEXY TOAST
  33. 28 COLGATE CHEST
  34. 29 TEACHERS ARE DICKS
  35. 30 DEVELOPMENT KITCHEN B
  36. 31 D IN MATH
  37. 32 BLOODY LOVE SCIENCE
  38. 33 EARLY BIRD
  39. 34 PATIENT Q
  40. 35 ALL A BIT CRUMMY
  41. 36 SAMURAI COP II
  42. 37 DIRTY SHAKE
  43. PART THREE
  44. 38 FREE FLOOR MATS
  45. 39 BREAKING BAD
  46. 40 LOVE SHACK
  47. 41 INDUSTRIAL RELATIONS
  48. 42 ONE-ONE-SEVEN
  49. 43 KILLER-T
  50. 44 SPOILED BRATS
  51. 45 BACK TAXIS
  52. 46 DEAD BIRTHDAY
  53. 47 TEAM MANGO
  54. 48 TWELVE-PIECE BUCKET
  55. 49 CLYDE’S DONGFENG
  56. 50 HAVING WORDS
  57. 51 BOUNCING BOYS
  58. 52 ZOMBIE SMASH
  59. 53 OLIVE PALM DRIVE
  60. 54 IGNITION
  61. 55 BUST
  62. PART FOUR
  63. 56 DEAD BUGS
  64. 57 ONE-POINT-SIX BILLION
  65. 58 PEER PRESSURE
  66. 59 GREEN FINGERS
  67. 60 TERATOMA TUMORS
  68. 61 WHIPPED CREAM
  69. 62 LIVING HIGH
  70. 63 MONEY, MONEY, MONEY
  71. 64 CARDBOARD THE PIG
  72. 65 BUBBLEGUM
  73. 66 BIG ONION
  74. 67 FAMILY REUNION
  75. 68 UNSEEN POTENTIAL
  76. PART FIVE
  77. 69 STONE DEAD
  78. 70 NO MODS ALLOWED
  79. 71 THE ACCOUNTS
  80. 72 SISTER MIRACULOUS
  81. 73 SLEIGHT OF HAND
  82. PART SIX
  83. 74 HARRY II

Before Mango trained her, Charlie envisaged gene editing being done with a giant microscope and a miniature knife, slicing strands of DNA like a microsurgeon. In reality, once a client’s DNA was extracted and modified genes printed, the chopping and cutting was handled by enzymes and involved nothing more glamorous than mixing two clear solutions in a test tube.

The creation of edited gene sequences required concentration and the mastery of some temperamental machinery, but once Charlie had done it a few dozen times it felt no more exciting than flipping burgers, except she earned twenty times as much money and faced serious jail time if the FBI burst in.

‘When’s Mango getting our new machines?’ Juno asked irritably as she loaded a tray of glassware into a dishwasher and began wiping her workspace down with chlorine to avoid sample contamination.

‘She says good gear is getting harder to find,’ Charlie explained. ‘Illegal equipment manufacturers used to get around it by adapting stuff used in other fields. But now a lot of that gear must be registered too. Printers and sequencers have to be smuggled out of China or built from scratch. Plus, the people manufacturing zombie drugs and non-targeted mods have the big bucks.’

‘I thought we were getting two state-of-the-art eleventh-generation doodahs,’ Juno said. ‘This equipment is at death’s door.’

‘I complain every time I see Mango,’ Charlie said as she dropped a bone-marrow sample into a DNA-extraction unit and locked down the lid.

Juno huffed. ‘I bet Mango would shell out for newer equipment if she ever came and worked here herself.’

Charlie shared Juno’s frustration but liked Mango and was willing to defend her.

‘Mango does all the treatment plans and research on safe techniques,’ Charlie said. ‘And she’s got the twins and two older ones to look after.’

‘I’ve got a baby younger than her two,’ Juno pointed out. ‘If the power goes down again, I have to bounce no matter what. Patrick’s sitter can’t stay no later than one.’

‘I’ll finish and clean up,’ Charlie said, loathing the prospect.

‘You can’t drive after dark yet,’ Juno said. ‘Paying taxis all the time ain’t right.’

‘I take the cab out of expenses. We both make good money.’

Juno worked slower and made mistakes when she was in a mood, and lately she was always in a mood.

When Charlie first met her, Juno was a straight-A student going for a Navy scholarship. But when that fell through Juno spiralled down. Dropping out of school and hooking up with Seth, a small-time crook with a violent temper.

Charlie cared about her friend, but she hated that Juno had become the teen-mom cliché that people expect from girls who grow up in state care.

‘You didn’t put the music back on after the power went,’ Charlie noted, hoping it would help Juno focus. ‘I need noise to stay awake.’